Okeechobee, FL — This handsome fella before you is 28 year-old Joel Huddleston. According to reports, Joel landed himself in a nice big heap of shit Tuesday night after his wife took some pictures of him in a compromising position…in bed with a half-naked 12 year-old girl.
Authorities say the woman entered a locked bedroom and found the pair, both asleep, immediatley whipped out her cell phone and snapped a few shots of the girl and Joel, his hands allegedly on the girl’s private parts. This evidence was promptly turned over to authorities, which led to Huddleston being arrested Thursday.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a DD story without a little something else to spice it up. Turns out Mr. Huddleston is not only a youth pastor at Buckhead Ridge Christian Church, he’s also the girl’s basketball coach at Yearling Middle School and a social studies teacher. Says one former student: “He was always really creepy. He’d get close to girls, they’d keep their distance with him.” Sounds like a real charmer.…Continue Reading
Take a look at 29 year-old Michael Henderson’s Myspace page. A quick peek will tell you Michael suffers from ADHD and bad spelling, he’s an avid church-goer and he fancies himself a Jedi. A peek at his other Myspace page will tell you that he performed elaborate puppet shows for the childrens program at Trinity Assembly of God church.
It was this trusted position, police say, that Henderson met the 14 year-old girl he would be arrested for touching inappropriately. The abuse allegedly occurred in the girl’s home, but Henderson is also accused of taking up-skirt photos of the girl in the church (during ‘skit practice’) without her knowledge, using Facebook to engage in sexually explicit conversation with the girl and possessing child porn on his computer, which was seized shortly after his arrest.
Pastor Patrick Wiese said… can you guess? “… it’s very surprising to find out something like this.” Of course it is, Pat, the guy’s a fucking Jedi, right?…Continue Reading
Orlando, FL — An officer with the Florida Highway Patrol contacted the Orlando Police Department early Tuesday morning after he reportedly witnessed an old geezer molesting two young girls underneath a highway overpass.
According to the trooper, he wasn’t sure what he was witnessing at first, but it appeared as if an older man was forcing two very young girls to fondle him. He turned his vehicle around and grabbed a pair of binoculars.
Sure enough, the old geezer, later identified as 71-year-old Luigi Lubin, grabbed one of the kiddo’s hands and placed it on his groin. The trooper told police Lubin then unzipped his fly, exposing himself to the young ‘ens. At that point, the trooper made contact with the local police department and an arrest was made.
Again, it’s a damn good thing I’m not a cop…geezer would be nothing but a greasy stain on the sidewalk.
Police say the children, ages 2 and 3, are known to Lubin, but don’t specify the exact relationship – the Department of Children and Families later released the children to a relative.…Continue Reading
St. Cloud, FL – At the end of the school day last Thursday, a teacher at Hickory Tree Elementary School found a note on her desk. The note, which had been written by a 10-year-old student, indicated that the child no longer wanted to go to the babysitter’s house after school because the babysitter’s boyfriend had been touching her.
The child later told investigators the babysitter’s boyfriend, 59-year-old Daryl Alan Rea, would often tickle her, his hands eventually working their way down her body to her crotch. Sometimes his filthy paws remained on top of her clothing, and other times his filthy paws slipped underneath her clothing. The child told police this had happened on multiple occasions.
Rea was taken into custody after the child positively identified his picture in a lineup. When questioned, a cooperative Rea told police that it was possible he did touch the child inappropriately. He has since been charged with two felony counts of lewd and lascivious molestation.…Continue Reading
Jacksonville, FL — In November of last year, the Department of Children and Families received an anonymous tip that a Jacksonville family was allowing a registered sex offender to live in their home – a home that included three young children. DCF launched an investigation and made contact with the family, who reportedly told them that said pervert, Robert Goeing Young, was sleeping on their couch, and no, there was no kiddy diddlin’ going on in the home.
Fully aware of Young’s conviction, the child’s parents apparently took no issue with allowing him to stay in the home. “The parents said that he was a friend of the family,” DCF spokesperson John Harrell said. “We continued our investigation. We spoke with the children individually. They said that nothing inappropriate had taken place in the home.”
DCF then came up with a brilliant safety plan – Young was to have no unsupervised contact with any of the children at any time – a plan that both the parents and Young agreed to and signed.…Continue Reading
Miami, FL — The skeevy geezer to the left is 72-year-old Robert Garcia – he’s been booked on charges of lewd and lascivious molestation after surveillance video showed him fondling and licking a 4-year-old boy. According to the criminal complaint, the video shows Garcia entering the cafe where the boy’s mother works on Monday. He is seen playing around with the kid a bit before ordering a coffee. While the child’s mother was distracted, Garcia reportedly reached over the counter and grabbed the kid’s crotch. More than once, he tried to get his hand up the kid’s pants. The little boy tried to squirm away, but Garcia was persistent. After coppin’ a feel or two, Garcia would then rub his own junk. At one point, Garcia was seen trying to force the child to fondle him by grabbing the kid’s hand and pulling it toward his icky old man parts, but the kid was less than cooperative. Not quite finished with his slimy touchy-feely game, Garcia leaned over the counter and licked the boy’s ear.…Continue Reading
Eustis,FL- Around 3:30 a.m. on June 14, police responded to a complaint from 43-year old Randy Ogburn of battery and criminal mischief at his home. Upon arrival, police learned that Ogburn allegedly had hosted an open house party for several children and bought alcohol for them. They also found out that Ogburn allegedly touched two boys and three girls inappropriately and when one of the girls tried to leave the home, she was held against her will. One boy said he fell asleep on a bed in Ogburn’s home and Ogburn allegedly touched him inappropriately. Other minors at the party told police that Ogburn paraded around his home wearing only a black thong. *shudder* Several of the kids also told police that Ogburn exposed his genitals. When questioned, Ogburn denied the allegations of any sexual impropriety. He admitted he went to a store with one of the kids and her friends to buy alcoholic beverages, but only because he thought they were all of legal drinking age. A while later, Ogburn admitted to knowing that of the girls was under 21, but he told her not to drink any of the beer or malt liquor.…Continue Reading
Fort Walton Beach, FL – School bus driver Michael Bowersock has been suspended without pay and placed under arrest after a 7-year-old girl accused him of spanking her bare butt on more than one occasion between October and January. According to the arrest report, the child was the last on Michael’s route and prior to reaching her stop, Michael would pull the bus over to the side of the road. In some instances, he pulled the child’s pants down – on others, he would force her to do so. The child reported that she would then “lie on her stomach across the bus seat and Michael would spank her bare butt with his bare hand.” She remained on the seat with her rear exposed until, just prior to her stop, Michael would tell her to pull her pants up. The girl said that the incidents “were called spankings but were not forceful like the spankings she received from her parents when she got in trouble.” Michael, who was hired in 2007, has faced similar accusations in the past.…Continue Reading
Volusia County, Florida – I believe I have written before about my extreme dislike of house guests. As much as I may love my friends and family who have the nerve to visit, from the instant they walk in the door, I’m counting the minutes to the moment I can shove them back out. They come in and eat my food, take over the remote control, breathe, talk, etc. It’s all rather tiresome, especially for someone on a sleep schedule such as mine. However, I would take 10 of my worst relatives in before I would take in the likes of Samantha Cook – this bitch really knows how to wear out a welcome. No, she’s not here on the Dreamin’ Demon because she ate the last donut or stunk up the bathroom daily, she’s gracing the front page because she allegedly took advantage of a 10-year-old boy in the home. …Continue Reading
St. Petersburg, FL–Christopher Mauro, 29, has a disorder. It’s called ‘selective and convenient amnesia.’ When authorities asked him about his sexual contact with an 8-year-old girl, the amnesia conveniently struck. ‘I cannot recall and I do not remember.’ Bummer. No worries though, Christopher…you filmed it all. I’m sure the prosecutor will have no problem refreshing your memory.