Samantha Cook Beat A Hasty Retreat

Volusia County, Florida – I believe I have written before about my extreme dislike of house guests. As much as I may love my friends and family who have the nerve to visit, from the instant they walk in the door, I’m counting the minutes to the moment I can shove them back out. They come in and eat my food, take over the remote control, breathe, talk, etc. It’s all rather tiresome, especially for someone on a sleep schedule such as mine. However, I would take 10 of my worst relatives in before I would take in the likes of Samantha Cook – this bitch really knows how to wear out a welcome. No, she’s not here on the Dreamin’ Demon because she ate the last donut or stunk up the bathroom daily, she’s gracing the front page because she allegedly took advantage of a 10-year-old boy in the home. [Read more...]