Lawrence Auler Plays the “Sexual Predator Game”

Lawrence “YEAH YOU KNOW IM SEXXY” Auler

Anderson, IN – On his MySpace profile, Lawrence Eugene Auler, 44, describes himself as having “A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR” and “SEXY LOOKS.” I have to question the accuracy of that, cuz he sure ain’t got sexy looks, and he also says he weighs 280 pounds. AS IF! I guess if he were going for accuracy, he’d say “FAT SLOB PREPUBESCENT GIRL MOLESTER.”

Lawrence says he’s separated from his wife of 16 years and is working a part-time temp job, which explains why he’s been living with some family acquaintances. Acquaintances who happen to have children. Acquaintances who allowed Lawrence to occasionally watch their children. Like, unattended. [Read more...]