Largo, FL - By all accounts, 73-year-old Theresa Collier appears to be as close to righteous as one can get. According to her husband, she was raised Catholic, attended Catholic Parochial School, has been married to the same man for 52 years and has successfully raised 4 children. And she says she has never been in trouble in her entire life. After her 18-year-old granddaughter, Felicia Collier, got kicked out of Catholic school for telling a nun to fuck off, Theresa invited her over so she could use her computer to study for her online courses. According to Theresa, Felicia didn’t want to complete her assignments last Tuesday and started mouthing off. “She kept repeating the F-word to me, about the whole family. She just went on and on and I just got so upset, I got up and slapped her across the face,” Theresa said. “She grabbed my wrists and I couldn’t get out of it and she let one go and she punched me in the cheek here.” Felicia then did something she couldn’t undo – she called the police on grandma.…Continue Reading
Largo, FL- Imagine you are a woman spending the night at your boyfriend’s home and you awake in the middle of the night to the realization that someone is fondling you. This does not seem too alarming, at first, due the fact that you are sleeping next to your boyfriend. Now imagine after you open your eyes you realize that it’s not one of your boyfriend’s hands that has gotten all touchy-feely, but, instead, the hand belongs to his roommate. …Continue Reading
Largo, FL–Happy Friday the 13th! Let us pause for a moment to wonder in the glory that is Matthew Selk. Speaking as a mother of three daughters, I can honestly tell you that Selk is my nightmare, in the flesh. If one of my children were to bring this guy into my home and proclaim her undying love for him, I would box up said child and immediately ship her to the nearest convent.
What could such a fine looking young man possibly have done to earn himself a spot on the Dreamin’ Demon? He punched, killed, and possibly dismembered his girlfriend’s cat. Surprised?…Continue Reading