LUFKIN, TX – A woman in Texas got herself into some trouble after she took pictures of her young daughter with a bloody knife to her throat, then sent those pictures to the child’s father.
Officers were contacted by a man who said that he and his mother received a message from his daughter’s mother, 20-year-old Casey Olford, that stated: ”It’s n tha trash u too. Hope yall have enough money for Kaylee funeral. Bye.” Accompanying the message was a picture of a young child on the floor crying with a large, bloody knife under her throat with blood smeared on the child’s face.
When police arrived at Olford’s home, she denied taking or sending any pictures to the child’s father or grandmother. The children in the home seemed fine and Olford allowed police to check out her phone but they were unable to find the text message or picture she’d allegedly sent.
They took her into custody anyway, and while in the back of the police car, Olford admitted to taking the pictures the day before.…Continue Reading
UNION TOWNSHIP, OH – A 20-year-old woman was arrested the other day after police say she raped a teenage boy at knife-point.
Jamie Phillips has been charged with felonious assault, kidnapping, rape and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor after the parents of a 14-year-old boy contacted them and relayed an unbelievable story. According to them, Phillips forced their son into her home where she made him perform sex acts.
“This young juvenile victim walked out from visiting his mother to get something out of the car. When he walked outside, a neighbor, which he had been associated with simply by being her neighbor, approached the victim put a weapon to his throat and chest area, and ordered him back into the apartment,” said Sgt. Scott Blankenship with Union Township police.
The victim was not physically injured and was able to leave the home only after Phillips was distracted by a knock at her door. He told some friends about the encounter who encouraged him to inform his parents. Investigators found a knife inside Phillips’ residence, as well as other evidence supporting the teen’s story.…Continue Reading
In case you had forgotten, last month we told you all about a man who walked into the Romantix Pleasure Palace and pulled out a large hunting knife on the clerk working behind the counter. The terrified clerk jumped the counter and ran to a nearby convenience store for help.
The suspect gave a brief chase before turning back and stealing a $250 sex toy called the Fuck Me Silly. This “mega masturbator,” put out by Pipedream Products, is nothing but 20 pounds of dat ass — described as “the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked…Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack…it sounds and feels just like a real ass!”
You can check out the product, in all its NSFW glory, by clicking here. I was on the fence about getting one until I read that they’ve “made the pussy and ass openings deeper than previous models.” Sold!…Continue Reading
Early Thursday morning, a man walked into the Romantix Pleasure Palace (which, coincidentally, is what I have painted on the side of my windowless van) and made small talk with the female clerk working the counter.
The man then pulled out a large a hunting knife and tried to enter the employee area behind the counter while the clerk jumped the counter and ran out of the store to a nearby convenience store. The suspect chased after the clerk for a short distance before turning back and stealing some items from the store.
By time police arrived, the man had already left the scene with his prize, a $250 dollar sex doll. Initial news reports said the doll was worth $1800, but they were incorrect.
Police are looking for a 5-foot-8 to 5-foot-10, 165-pound man who was wearing a black coat and a scarf over his face, toting a backpack and an erection.…Continue Reading
Cincinnati, OH – An Ohio man is facing robbery and assault charges after robbing one man of his cell phone and stabbing another in both of his eyes.
Police say that after Eugene Dase punched one man and took his phone, he put Robert Sandford in the hospital after stabbing him multiple times in the eyes.
Police say Dase used a steak knife to stab the poor man’s left eye, then used a television antenna to stab him in his right eye. Sandford was taken to the hospital where he was listed in critical condition.
While in court Monday, Dase cursed at the judge and laughed at his potentially lengthy prison stay.
Dase: “How about I just plead guilty right now?”
Judge Bouchard: “You’re not going to see the light of day for a long time.”
Eugene Dase: “Do you think I give a (expletive)? You think I care?”
Judge Bouchard: “Yeah, I think you’re going to care in about 15 years when you haven’t seen the light of day.”
Not a real shocker, but Dase has prior convictions for assault and has a history alcohol problems.…Continue Reading
Tampa, FL – Just days after Tampa enacted a law that makes it illegal to panhandle in their city on any day but Sunday, police say a panhandler pulled a knife on a man who would not give him 50 cents.
Juan Lopez told police he was approached by Robert Comacho as he was leaving his cigar shop on Saturday. Lopez told Comacho he did not have the 50 cents he was asking for, prompting Comacho to pull out a knife.
Lopez said that after threatening him, Comacho tried to slash the tires of his truck before he was able to get in and drive away — with the Comacho chasing after him. Nearby police witnessed the tail-end of this confrontation and were able to arrest Comacho on charges of aggressive panhandling.
I’ve never been bothered much by panhandlers and of all the times I’ve been approached, and have only given money to one guy who wanted money for a bottle of Night Train. I got us both one. But there was this one lady we called “Queenie” who hung around outside my work asking people for things no one would normally have on them.…Continue Reading
Germany – I rarely have time to post foreign crimes as I like to focus on the ones in the US first — and God knows there is no shortage — but there was no way I could let this one pass by. A German father has been arrested and charged with castrating the man dating his teenage daughter. Helmut Seifert, 47, was not real happy when he found out that his 17-year-old daughter was dating 57-year-old Phillip Genscher. So he went to Genscher’s home and with the help of two of his co-workers, forced Genscher to take off his pants and then removed his manjigglies with the aid of a bread knife. “Genscher was fully conscious,” the London’s Telegraph reports. “The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.” Before Genscher bled to death, he was able to make it to a phone and call for help. He will survive, although permanently left the equivalent of a married man. Seifert is to go on trial for attempted murder next year and has not revealed the identity of the men who helped him.…Continue Reading
Apple Valley, MN – Parbati Kalicharan ain’t about to take any lip from some smart-mouthed kid. When her 12-year-old granddaughter supposedly told her to “shut up,” Grandma K came unhinged. The girl was putting a puzzle together on the kitchen table when she got all lippy. This angered grandma, who was in the kitchen, where the knives and other pointy objects are stored. She walked over and grabbed the puzzle box lid, ripped it up and threw it away. The distraught child begged her grandmother to allow her to have the box back, she needed it so she could see the picture and finish the puzzle. Grandma just ripped it up into smaller pieces. She then swiped all the puzzle pieces and threw them in the trash, too. The girl said something like, “I don’t like you,” and crawled under the kitchen table. When she came out from underneath the table, grandma reportedly started chasing her around with a knife. Somehow, the girl ended up with a small gash inside one of her ears.…Continue Reading
Chicago, IL- I love hearing stories like this! Around 1 a.m. last Friday, a man carrying a knife and smelling of alcohol broke into Susana Reteguin’s apartment and crawled into her bed. Susana woke up, got off the bed, and screamed,“Who are you, let me see your face.” The two began to struggle and then the man knocked her down. When Susana’s 11-year old son, Luis Reteguin, heard his mother screaming for help, he immediately got up and ran into her room. Once Luis saw his mother was bleeding, he confronted the man and screamed, “Let go of my Mom!” Then the brave boy opened a pint-sized can of whoop-ass onto the stranger and began punching the man in the face. “I started to punch the guy in the face,” said Luis. “I think he had glasses because I saw them later on the floor, then he pushed me in the bathroom and started stabbing me.” …Continue Reading
Shalimar, FL - On March 21, Kizzy Campbell‘s suspicious boyfriend came home and did a little checkin’ up on his woman’s internet activities. He found multiple incoming chat messages from “other dudes” and found the messages to be provocative enough in nature to warrant further investigation. He then checked Kizzy’s outgoing messages and found that she had sent someone a picture of her snatch. This displeased him, so he confronted her. That’s when, according to him, she “started tripping.” Kizzy told the man she had accidentally sent that photo out into cyberspace. Seriously, don’t you just hate when that happens? Makes for awkward family reunions. The boyfriend, convinced that Kizzy was speaking the truth, was willing to let it go. When he went in for a hug, she bit him in the shoulder, scratched him and cut him with a kitchen knife. His wounds were documented by law enforcement and Kizzy was placed under arrest. She admitted to biting the man, but said she was “just playing.” Ain’t you ever heard of Scrabble, crazy?…Continue Reading
Nanping City, China – A doctor with a history of mental illness has murdered eight children in the Nanping City Experimental Elementary School this morning. Five other children have been taken to the hospital. Reports state the 42-year-old man was once a doctor at a community clinic, but had recently resigned or had been fired. The man entered the school and began attacking the first to fourth grade students with a 10-inch knife while screaming, “They won’t let me live, they are driving me mad. I won’t let anyone live.” Other reports say the man had a machete. “The man ran into scores of children of primary classes wielding his machete left and right, felling large number of children before he was overpowered.”. Six of the kids would die at the scene, two others would die at the hospital. The man was apprehended and his bloody rampage stopped after being confronted by some adults who knocked the weapon out of his hands with a broom.…Continue Reading
Eau Claire, WI - Nothing will kill a good buzz quicker than some blunt force trauma and a knife to the chest – wouldn’t you agree? Old pals Wayne Rouillard, 62, and Stephen Dalstrom, 61, were just hangin’ out, sharing a bottle of vodka, and catching up last Saturday when things went to shit in a hurry. According to Rouillard, the two were getting along just fine when, out of the blue, Dalstrom “went berserk and attacked him.” Rouillard alleges that his friend attempted to stab him with an ice pick or a screwdriver. So, Rouillard whacked his friend in the head with a claw hammer. That wasn’t the end of it – Rouillard also allegedly stabbed Dalstrom in the chest with a knife and tied his ankles to a work bench so “he would not be able to come after him if he woke up,” before beating his brains out with a wood-splitting maul. Ummm, can you say ‘overkill?’ …Continue Reading
NICHOLS HILLS, Oklahoma – Details are scarce at the moment, but police have arrested Dr. Stephen Wolf, 51, on suspicion of killing his 9-year-old son, Tommy Wolf. Numerous 911 calls were made by his wife, Mary Wolf. One from a neighbor’s home and then two more from inside the Wolf home. When police arrived at the scene, they found Mary with defensive wounds to her face and hands and Tommy dead at the scene. No word on cause of death, although Wolf had to be disarmed by arriving officers – reports are that it was a knife. No word on what started the altercation, but police believe that it started in the boy’s bedroom. Dr. Wolf has practiced medicine for 17 years and Tommy was a 3rd-grade student at Christ the King Catholic School.…Continue Reading
Sacramento, CA – I am not even ashamed to admit that I am very territorial when it comes to food – there are a few items in my house that you had better not even think about consuming. The punishment for snarfin’ down anything I have laid claim to (ice cream sandwiches, Goldfish crackers, pizza rolls, chocolate milk) is swift and severe and usually involves a spork. Which, in comparison to Chavonna Gough’s alleged brand of punishment, is actually pretty tame. When Chavonna surmised that her 16-year-old son ate the last pork chop, the bitch came unglued. First, without even thinking about all the starving kids over in Ethiopia and how much they might appreciate an omelette, Chavonna busted a couple of eggs over the kid’s head. Then she punched him in the face. She wasn’t done yet. She got her hands on a kitchen knife and chased the kid outta the house. Damn. Psycho much? The teen, who was taken into protective custody, is probably looking at years of therapy.…Continue Reading
LARIMER COUNTY – A little over a week ago, two sisters-in-law were out on a hike along Signal Mountain Trail near the Comanche Peak Wilderness Area. As they were walking, A man wearing gray camouflage clothing and a face mask jumped out of the woods attacked them at knifepoint. “An assailant surprised them – jumped out from behind some trees and put a knife to one of the victim’s throats,” Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden said at a news conference on Monday. “It was obvious from the statements that he made as well as from his actions that he intended on committing a sexual assault.” One of the women used her walking stick strike her friend’s attacker. When he turned on her, the other woman attacked him. The man then ran off. Roadblocks were set up and police began searching for the assailant reporting they had a person of interest that night. That person has now been arrested and identified as 38-year-old James Jud Bondsteel of Loveland.…Continue Reading
Cary, North Carolina – A Cary real estate agent was showing 33-year-old Michael Edward Sleeman, a home in the partially completed West Lake community. After being shown the first house, Sleeman asked if he could see something a little smaller. The 41-year-old agent obliged and took Sleeman to a smaller house located in the same community. Once inside, Sleeman showed his appreciation by informing her that he is a registered sex offender, restraining her, and then raping her at knife-point.…Continue Reading
Cape Girardeau, Missouri is a town of a little over 37,000 stretched along the banks of the muddy Mississippi River. One would think, with the town’s dynamics: for 100 women there are 86.9 males, men really wouldn’t have to fight for females! I mean seriously…unless there is an abundance of ugly ones out there. And what is with the 86.9 figure? I’ve never quite understood how they arrive at that, until now. I suppose, when someone looses a body part, that’s taken into account? And if that’s so, the ratio should now reflect something like 100 : 86.8 after some poor dude lost his ear lobe due to a little jealousy!…Continue Reading
New Orleans, Louisiana - Young mother, 17-year-old, Darrion Scott, was out on a nice Wednesday afternoon with her toddler when she decided to hop a bus. After getting on board she was informed by the bus driver, Hanella Johnson to fold her baby’s stroller and keep it out of the aisle for safety reasons. However, Scott thought the rules didn’t apply to her and flat out refused. She plopped her ass in a seat and kept the stroller next to her in the aisle.…Continue Reading
Boston, Massachusetts–Christopher Mundell’s girlfriend made a late night food run, leaving her 2 1/2 year old daughter in his care. How long she was away from the apartment is unknown, but it was long enough to forever change the life of her little girl.…Continue Reading
Waterloo, IA - Jamie Lockhart, 31, decided to ring in the New Year with a little murder and mayhem- specifically, infanticide. Fortunately for eight-day-old baby James Lockhart, his daddy sucks with a knife. Otherwise baby James would probably be dead. …