CPR: You’re Doing It Wrong

Kissimmee, FL – The guy you see before you, with the bad-ass stripey-head ‘do, is 19-year-old Jonathan Alicea. Much like many of the men we feature here on the Dreamin’ Demon, Jonathan has a girlfriend with a couple of rugrats. And, much like many of the women we feature here, that girlfriend trusted her man with the lives of her children while she went about earning a living. And, like many of the stories we feature here, it doesn’t end well. Jonathan was playing Mr. Mom on SundaySunday reviews and whipped up some dinner for the kiddos, ages 2 and 6. The 2-year-old may not have been extremely thrilled with Jonathan’s culinary skills and refused to eat. (Dinner was hot dogs and scrambled eggs – doesn’t sound very appetizing to me either). Jonathan was displeased. Already angry at the child’s refusal to eat, his temper boiled over when the kid peed his pants. What Jonathan did next both angers and baffles. [Read more...]

Rachelee Soto Set Haze Ablaze

Kissimmee, Florida–Rachelee Soto was pissed off at her boyfriend. So, she did what any vindictive cunt would do…she set fire to his puppy. Soto’s boyfriend was at work when he received a phone call from his son telling him that his psycho girlfriend went and set the dog on fire. When deputies arrived, they found HazeHaze reviews, a 4-month-old pit bull pup with burns to his paws, stomach, face, and ears. The boyfriend told deputies that Soto was pissed off at him, and was taking it out on the puppy and the house. [Read more...]