Lori Richards Doesn’t Come Cheap

Kettering, OH – Fellas, feast your eyes upon this Venus-like enchantress. Look at those lovely green eyes, the pouty lips, the gracious neck. She can be all yours, guys. Yes, for a price somewhere in the $40 and $120 range, she can be your woman for the evening. Wait…what? 40 bucks?!? Do you think she means $40-120 per session? Or $40-120 per month? Yeah. That has to be it. A rent-to-own hooker. Anyway, if you are through drooling over her, we can get to the real reason for her placement here on the Dreamin’ Demon. Lori Richards, 25, is here because she’s a shitty mother. While she’s hanging out at the dive bar looking for a john, her 8-month-old baby boy was sitting home alone – left unattended in a baby swing. Last Saturday evening, officers responded to a call about a woman standing outside a bar offering sexual services for a fee. I’m guessing no one was buying what she was selling – she was still standing out there when the cops arrived. She not only admitted to pimpin’ herself out, she tipped officers off to the fact that she may have left her baby home alone. Sure enough, the little guy was just hanging out in his baby swing. The infant was turned over to his grandparents and Lori was hauled off to the slammer. She’sShe reviews looking at charges of child endangerment and soliciting. Hehh…soliciting. If that chick can make $120 a bop, then maybe I’m in the wrong business. [Read more...]

Genine Compton Multi-Tasks

Kettering, OH–A call came in to the Kettering Police Dept.’s non-emergency line Thursday morning; a man wanted to report a dumbass behind the wheel. He spotted Genine Compton showing off her mad multi-tasking skills; she had a cell phone on her ear and a kid on her tit. Now, I’ve seen people do some crazy ass shit behind the wheel, but breastfeeding? Come the fuck on…

Listen to 911 call:

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