The Hideous Pedophile, Kelsey Peterson, Was Abused

OMAHA, Neb. — More news from our favorite tub o’ shit, Kelsey Peterson, the pedophile school teacher who is accused of running away to Mexico with a former student. It was in federal court on Monday morning telling the judge that it was abused by the boy.

“He has threatened me many times and used physical abuse towards me in our relationship, but before we left, he was pressuring me to leave, and so that’s why we chose to leave,” Peterson said. “He used to threaten me as in, ‘I will kill you if you ever leave me.’ He left bruises all over my arms and across my chest, at times when he would get angry with, me so he was very much the dominate male in the relationship.”

The pedophile’s attorney asked that it be released while its case progresses through the federal court system. That request was denied. Then I laughed.

Kelsey Peterson Is In A Lot Of Trouble

Lexington, Nebraska  - Kelsey Peterson is a school teacher and pedophile who was having a sexual relationship with a 12-year-old student of hers. After the relationship was discovered by school officials, Kelsey did the smartest thing possible and fled to Mexico with the boy. In return, she had an arrest warrant issued on Monday charging her with kidnapping, child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. [Read more...]

Kelsey Peterson Has Left The Country

OMAHA, Neb. – It is now being reported that Kelsey Peterson was able to use her tentacles to successfully drive her car across the California border into Mexico. Paul Schwarz of the Lexington Police Department said Peterson's white Pontiac crossed the California border into Mexico at about 11 p.m. Tuesday. For those of you unaware, Kelsey Peterson is a teacher who has ran off with her 13-year-old boyfriend, and alleged gang member, Fernando Rodriguez. Reports state that the relationship [Read more...]

The Hideous Kelsey Peterson, 25, Abducts Student, 13.

OMAHA, Neb. – Have you seen this hideous woman? Kelsey Peterson, 25, a Lexington teacher, has disappeared with 13-year-old Fernando Rodriguez. While it is understandable that this tub of shit is looking for love in all the wrong places because, well, she looks hideous, but what is not understandable is why she decided to risk prison for a 13-year-old's penis. Instead of finding a mate at the local bowling alley, she opted to [Read more...]