Rodney Crosby Is A Damned Troglodyte

UPDATE 5/29/08 – Rodney Crosby has pleaded guilty to three counts of first-degree battery and one count of endangering the welfare of a child. He has been sentenced to 75 years in prison. Update at the bottom of this article.

Fayetteville, AR — Rodney Lee Crosby, 26, likes to make holes in the wall with his girlfriend’s three-month-old baby girl. He’s also a big fan of JackJack reviews and Coke for infant nutrition, you know, to keep her quiet after he makes holes in the wall with her. The baby’s mother, ever-protective of her penis over her infant, told police that she owns one of those badass child-abusing couches. [Read more...]