Kansas City, KS- Zachery Ellis is listed as an RSO, but he’s also a real POS. Police arrested his worthless ass 5 a.m. SundaySunday reviews for felony abuse of a 7-week old infant. A judge denied bond for Ellis stating that the defendant is a danger to the victim.  Authorities believe Ellis squeezed the child until it’s ribs broke and jerked the infant by the legs and arms, causing spiral fractures on all four limbs. The infant also sustained bruising to its lungs, spleen damage and tearing to the inside of it’s mouth. The baby was listed in stable condition Monday at Children’s Mercy after being transferred there from Heartland Regional Medical Center last Thursday night. It was an emergency room nurse in the Kansas City hospital who contacted authorities early FridayFriday reviews morning and indicated that the infant’s injuries were consistent with child abuse. Ellis entered a guilty plea in September 2006 to a misdemeanor charge of second-degree child molestation. In that case, Ellis allegedly had intercourse with a child under the age of 14. The court agreed at that time to enter a suspended imposition of sentence, providing that Ellis completed two years supervised probation. In May 2007, Ellis had his probation revoked and was ordered to serve a year in jail. Thanks to the detective work of Dakota Valkyrie, we believe Ellis is the sperm donor of the infant. Here’s his MySpace MySpaceas well as a quote from the mother’s MySpace, “Aidden is finally here! He was born on 6-24-09 at 2:57pm. … He is such a good baby so far too. He doesn’t cry very often and when he does its only to say hey I need something, then he is done. The poor baby just got circumsized about an hour ago… I feel so bad for him, but he is being a tuff little man for me.”

Jason Scott Lopez

Topeka, Kansas–Shelly Hackett was working SaturdaySaturday reviews when she received a call from her boyfriend, Jason Lopez. Jason told her he might have burned her child, 1-year-old Fabian Hackett, while giving him a bath. ‘He said he gave my son a bath and thought it was a little hot, but that he was OK,’ Shelly said. ‘He said he put cold water on it and thought he was burned because he was red.’ Shelly told Jason to take the child to the hospital, but Jason refused, insisting the baby was fine.

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Jack Holtzen and friend (MyspaceMySpace)

Shawnee, KS–The first thing to come to mind when I came across this story in the forums was, ‘WowWow reviews. A story from Kansas. Weird.’ The second thing to come to mind was, ‘Wow. Jack Holtzen is fucking crazy!’ In the span of just half-an-hour, JackJack reviews managed to injure three women and himself.

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Cem’s Personal Website & YouTube Channel

Lawrence, KS–Meet Cem Basoflas. Cem, an international student from Turkey, is a 20-year-old physics major at Kansas University. Cem really likes dogs, in an unlawful carnal knowledge sort of way. Yes my friends, Cem Basoflas is a dog fucker.

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MichaelMichael reviews J. Janzen & Brooklyn Brown

Wichita, KS–Michael Janzen, 28, was a man scorned. Judging by his whiny MyspaceMySpace, he was also a bit heartbroken. It happens to the best of us, some relationships just don’t work out. How a person deals with a break-up says a lot about them. Michael’s response to a recent break-up says, ‘WowWow reviews. What a psycho piece of shit!’ Michael really got even with the woman who broke his heart…he killed her baby. [Read more...]

UPDATE 8/30/08 – Heidi Dieball pleaded guilty on FridayFriday reviews to second-degree intentional murder and two counts of child abuse in connection with the death of toddler Andrew Haga.  As part of the plea bargain, she admitted to intentionally beating the child to death.  She will be sentenced OctoberOctober reviews 24 and will likely serve about 19 years for her crimes.  Details at the bottom of this article.

Wichita, KS (January 10, 2008) - Heidi Dieball, 24, has some serious furniture. On January 4, according to HeidiHeidi reviews, her couch killed 19-month-old Andrew Haga. Andrew’s mother Athena Haga had left Andrew with Heidi, her roommate, overnight on January 3.

Early the next morning, Heidi called Athena to let her know that baby Andrew wasn’t breathing and reportedly asked, “What should I do?” Andrew’s mom flipped out and told Heidi to call 911. She may have added “dumbass”. I know I would have.

When emergency workers arrived sometime later, they found a dead baby Andrew… and a lying sack of shit named Heidi.

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