KANSAS CITY, Mo - James Phillip “Phil” Edwards, 60, is one happy looking sumbitch, huh? Surprising since a grand jury just indicted him on child pornography charges. This is one sick fuck, people. Not just because he was distributing child porn, but because of how he was making it. He would lace drinks and ice cream with Ambien, and give them to girls between the ages 0f 6 and 11. While unconscious, he would strip them and take photos and videos of them. Police seized his computer after they allege he advertised child porn on the Internet. They found images and video of the unconcious girls in folders titled Consuming the date rape drug and  Phil’s kindergarten class ages 4-7. Even worse is the fact that he does not feel he has done anything wrong. “His view is that society places arbitrary lines (as in age restrictions) around sexual conduct, with which he doesn’t agree,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Katharine Fincham wrote in the motion. [Read more...]

Kansas City, KS- Zachery Ellis is listed as an RSO, but he’s also a real POS. Police arrested his worthless ass 5 a.m. SundaySunday reviews for felony abuse of a 7-week old infant. A judge denied bond for Ellis stating that the defendant is a danger to the victim.  Authorities believe Ellis squeezed the child until it’s ribs broke and jerked the infant by the legs and arms, causing spiral fractures on all four limbs. The infant also sustained bruising to its lungs, spleen damage and tearing to the inside of it’s mouth. The baby was listed in stable condition Monday at Children’s Mercy after being transferred there from Heartland Regional Medical Center last Thursday night. It was an emergency room nurse in the Kansas City hospital who contacted authorities early FridayFriday reviews morning and indicated that the infant’s injuries were consistent with child abuse. Ellis entered a guilty plea in September 2006 to a misdemeanor charge of second-degree child molestation. In that case, Ellis allegedly had intercourse with a child under the age of 14. The court agreed at that time to enter a suspended imposition of sentence, providing that Ellis completed two years supervised probation. In May 2007, Ellis had his probation revoked and was ordered to serve a year in jail. Thanks to the detective work of Dakota Valkyrie, we believe Ellis is the sperm donor of the infant. Here’s his MySpace MySpaceas well as a quote from the mother’s MySpace, “Aidden is finally here! He was born on 6-24-09 at 2:57pm. … He is such a good baby so far too. He doesn’t cry very often and when he does its only to say hey I need something, then he is done. The poor baby just got circumsized about an hour ago… I feel so bad for him, but he is being a tuff little man for me.”

Kansas City, Missouri Wouldn’t you think, if you’re going to get your friends together for a little mob robbery action, you’d want to nail your plan down? You know, make sure everyone is on the same page, knows what the different roles are, who’s doing what and shit. Right? It sounds easy enough. That stuff can be ironed out over a nice cup of coffee as seen in “Pulp Fiction” – sitting in the diner chit chatting, getting all pumped up. Well, if this group of two women and two men had their shit together, they would have had some money in their pockets from the stealing and the women wouldn’t have really been out a free blow job. [Read more...]

Vernessa Peppars

Kansas City, MO–A father brought his son into the emergency room just before 2:30 Monday morning…the 2-year-old was in bad shape. The father had left the child in the care of his girlfriend, Vernessa Peppars, while he worked. Damn…haven’t we heard this story before?

Yes Demonites, it’s the same story–the only things that change are the names, faces, and injuries.

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Kansas City, Mo. — Authorities have issued an Amber Alert for a missing 4-year-old girl whose mother was found slain in their apartment late FridayFriday reviews morning. Investigators are looking for Allyson Corrales and her biological father, Luis F. Corrales, 31. The family’s car, a red 1999 Kia Sportage with Missouri license plate PB1 R3R, was also missing. [Read more...]

James S. Harris

KANSAS CITY, Mo.-Crime does not pay. Sometimes, asswipes like James S. Harris, 18, need a little extra help in remembering that statement. I hope this last incident serves as a life-long reminder for him if  he ever gets invited to another party. Hopefully, the next time, he’ll also remember to leave his knife at home.

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Lakeesha Brown

Kansas City, MO–Until I joined the Dreamin’ Demon, I had no idea how creative people could get when killing children…whether it be their own or someone elses. It’s mind-boggling, really. I guess suffocation is really nothing new, but Lakeesha Brown’s manner of suffocation is.

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Kimberly Helmes and Kyle W. Cooper

Blue Springs, MO – J.B. died on FridayFriday reviews, September 12 – but it took almost two weeks for his mother and her boyfriend to kill him.  The one-year-old’s slow death was probably caused by sepsis or internal trauma.  After a Labor Day beating, J.B.’s arm was broken and his tongue was split nearly in two.   Kimberly Helmes, 21, and Kyle Cooper, 25, decided not to take J.B. to the hospital.   Instead, they tried to stitch his tongue back together with a needle and thread.  [Read more...]

Kansas City, MO - Khaihilah “Killa Khi” Woodson almost lived up to her nickname on FridayFriday reviews.  Woodson, 24, led Kansas City police on a wild chase, running cars off the road, speeding through red lights and nearly hitting a police officer.  Her two sons, ages 6 and 8, cowered in the back seat, shaking in fear as their mother gave batshit a whole new definition.  Did I mention she was totally naked the whole time?  Yep. [Read more...]