As Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby

Puyallup, Washington–On May 16, a couple of 12-year-old boys were sitting on a bench outside of a Safeway store, grubbin’ on some candy, when they were approached by 3 grown men. The men asked the two boys if they would perhaps part with some of the sugar-coated sweets. The boys obliged, and handed over a share of their delectable confectioneries. Sated, the older men walked away leaving the boys to continue with the snarfing of their bountiful banquet. Perhaps the men were worried the youngsters would ruin their dinner with all of that yummy goodness, because they returned about 15-minutes later and demanded that the boys hand over all the candy. And all of the contents of their pockets. And their cell phones. [Read more...]

Loretto Kyle Alegria Jailed in Brutal Beating Death of 7-year-old

Ajo, Arizona -  Loretto Alegria, 19,  is just another broke ass Juggalo, or so he claims on his MySpaceMySpace.  He’s also preoccupied with sex, claims to have a small penis, which I don’t doubt, and whines that he will never get sex.  Little Loretto, I’ll call him that in honor of his wee willy, also boasts that he’s been arrested three times.  He has no friends, not even Tom.  You know you’re a loser when even Tom won’t be your buddy.  This time the sex starved teen has really outdone himself, and  now finds himself behind bars in the brutal beating death of a 7-year-old girl who was friends with his younger brother. [Read more...]

These Juggalos Wanted to Hug it Out

Modesto, California – You can tell by these awesome mugshots that these three buttplugs are some real winners.  Brandon Ferrell, 18; Joshua Huggins, 17 (not pictured) ; Kurt Petersen, 22; and Larry Williams, 20 are all members of a super elite group of people called Juggalos.  Juggalos, you see, are fans of the *cough* hardcore *cough* rap *gag* group called the Insane Clown Posse. [Read more...]