Jonathon Guabello: Not The Sharpest Tool

Fort Meyers, FL–The intelligent looking specimen you see pictured above is 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello. Jonathon and his girlfriend of five months had spent an entertaining evening out, drinking and fighting. Jonathon also added some Xanax to his alcohol consumption…not a good idea. Anywhooo, after returning home from the bar that evening, Jonathon decided he wanted some nookie, but the girlfriend wouldn’t oblige. Pffft…women! Jonathon came up with a brilliant idea to get his girl all hot-and-bothered and in the mood….he shot himself. Twice. In the arm. Hey, that always does it for me. [Read more...]