John Atchison Does The Right Thing

John Atchison, the man who tried to hang himself in his cell after being charged with trying to have sex with a 5-year-old, has shown us that the same gusto he used in the pursuits of fucking a child could indeed help in other areas of his life. In this particular case, ending it. He was found unresponsive in his cell and pronounced dead at a local hospital. Kudos to you, Mr. Atchison, along with your persistence. The world is now a better place.

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John Atchison Is Nasty

Well, there is a lot more info coming out about this guy. For those of you too lazy to read two articles down, Roy Atchison, 53, was arrested Sept. 16 after flying to Detroit, Mich. to allegedly have sex with a 5-year-old girl. He has been charged with using the Internet to find illicit sex with a minor and crossing state lines to engage in sexual contact with someone younger than 12. He has also pleaed not guilty to all charges. Roy made the news not only because of the charges against him, but also because he attempted to hang himself in his cell.

It is now known that Atchison is married and has three children, one college-aged son and two high school-aged daughters. Atchison’s wife Barbara is a science teacher at Gulf Breeze High School. He also has a MySpaceMySpace page with some great tidbits in which he explains that he likes “younger girls who like older guys…also AB/TB girls, DL girls needing a Daddy to pamper, spoil, change and take care of them.”

He also describes himself as a “handsome, educated, professional, experienced Daddy. I love younger girls. Like everything about you…how you think, talk, act. I’m very understanding and supportive, never ever judgmental.”

During his conversations with the undercover police officer who was posing as the mother of the 5-year-old girl he was to have sex with, he has alluded to past behavior when he states “I can be absolutely sure (I won’t hurt her); just gotta go slow and very easy is how; I’ve done it plenty,”

Oh yeah, this should give you a great picture to start off your morning, arresting officers said they found a Dora the Explorer Doll, earrings and petroleum jelly in his luggage.

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John Atchison Almost Does The Right Thing

Detroit - John Atchison, 53, a federal prosecutor from Florida, flew to Michigan for a sexual encounter with a 5-year-old girl in an arrangement he had set up on-line with what he thought was the girl’s mother. When he arrived at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport he was arrested and found that the mother was actually a Macomb County sheriff’s detective participating in an Internet sex sting operation.

Well, as sickening as all that is, he almost did one thing right by attempting to hang himself in his cell at the Sanilac County Jail using a bedsheet. Unfortunately, another inmate notified deputies who were able to stop him from finishing the deed. But the man has shown persistence in the past, especially when it comes to fucking children, so who knows…maybe he will show the same diligence and actually get it right before any more money is spent housing him. If this had been my jail, his cell would not only have contained a bedsheet, but also packs of shoelaces, a box of razors and a gallon of complementary anti-freeze.

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