David Teller Is Kinda Stoopid

Nassau County, FL - David Teller, 24, had high hopes – the young man had dreams of being one of Jacksonville PD’s finest. How very noble of him. He started on the path to becoming an officer by filling out the necessary paperwork with the Jacksonville Police Department on AugustAugust reviews 21st. I’m not familiar with a police questionnaire or the queries that one must answer to become an officer, but somewhere on that piece of paper, David commented that, when he was between the ages of 22 and 23, he “peeked at and touched a young boy’s genitals.” (That’s about as retarded as checking YES on the “Have you ever used illegal drugs?” box on an application). Furthermore, he admitted as much during a consensual polygraph test. He wasn’t finished with his truth-telling session – he told officers that he had also downloaded images of child pornography and there was a possibility that he may still have some stored on his computer. Talk about making a cop’s job easier…damn. Indeed, when detectives seized David’s computer, they found numerous images of naked children in provocative poses and kids engaged in explicit sexual activities on the computer. Yeah – I don’t think David is gonna get a call back. He’s been arrested and charged with possession of child pornography. Bond has been set at $50,002. [Read more...]