Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

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Portsmouth, NH–Crystal Walden has a problem. She lives all the way over in New Hampshire and her abusive ex lives all the way over in Texas. Crystal wants reconciliation. With little money and no vehicle, Crystal has quite a dilemma on her hands. What’s a girl to do?

I know! How about you drag your drunk ass over to the nearest TA truck stop, knock on the door of the first semi you come across, and offer up some good lovin’ in exchange for a ride? Yeah. And, while you’re at it, how about you drag your 10-year-old son along with you for the ride? And what do ya know, that’s exactly what she did!

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Alicia Mae Herrera Was FUBAR

Alicia Mae Herrera

Houston, TX–Ya gotta be pretty damn drunk if the patrons at a bar call police to complain about your drunkeness. Police were dispatched to a Texas City bar FridayFriday reviews evening after getting complaints about a seriously intoxicated woman. When officers arrived at the bar, they found Alicia Mae Herrera to be so drunk, she had to be held up by two other customers at the bar. Playing it safe, the police decided to call in an ambulance to haul the inebriated woman away. She forgot something in the parking lot though, her 2-year-old daughter.

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