Frank Lombard Was Looking For Some “Perv Fam Fun”

Durham, North Carolina–Demonites, feast your eyes upon Frank Lombard, associate director of the Center for Health Policy at Duke University. Now, how in the hell did such a prestigious fella end up gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon? Unpaid parking tickets? Overdue library books? Jaywalking? Nah. Seems Mr. Lombard is quite the scummy perv. Lombard was recently arrested and charged with allegedly offering, over the Internet, to have an out-of-state pervert molest his adopted 5-year-old son. Heh…an accommodating and generous perv. How nice…  [Read more...]

Reverend Robert Black Got Stung

Liberty, Missouri–Robert Michael Black, 40, is a pastor at the New Home Baptist Church in St. Joesph, MO. His parishioners have nothing but good things to say about him; ‘He’s a good man.’ ‘He’s a good friend.’ ‘He has a wife and three children.’ You know, the usual spiel. Police say he has a darker side, a pervy side, if you will. Robert Black was just stung in an internet sex sting. [Read more...]

Trooper Justin Tolman Is The Tolmanator

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FORT LUPTON, Colo — By now you’re probably wondering what a “Tolmanator” is.   A “Tolmanator”, rather “The Tolmanator”, is 22-year-old Colorado Trooper Justin Tolman of Colorado Springs, who just had the…ahem… unfortunate experience to get busted in a Ft. Lupton sex sting.  [Read more...]