Collier County, FL - I love my job here at the Dreamin’ Demon – if I weren’t actively searching for stories to post, I would totally miss out on some of the hilarity that occurs in the good ‘ole US of A on a daily basis. Here we have Wal-Mart, public nudity, and dirty underwear all in the same story – what more could you possibly ask for? Meet Todd Napodano – he was airing out his junk in a Wal-Mart parking lot Monday afternoon, when a mother and her daughter happened to pass by his Chevy box van while searching for their own vehicle. When he noticed he had an audience, Todd allegedly stood up in the van and started shaking his hips, and the family jewels, in their general direction. Instead of laughing hysterically and pointing, like I would have done, the women called authorities. When officers rolled onto the scene about an hour later, Todd was still there in the back of his van, all nekkid and stuff, and still in plain view of the public. [Read more...]

Detroit, Michigan – A 21-year-old woman had a delinquent bill with a local Rent-A-Center. So a bill collector was sent to her house to discuss her delinquent account. I wasn’t even aware that RentRent reviews-A-Center did that. Anyway, 43-year-old George Herron arrived and sometime during their conversation things turned sexual in nature. Herron told the woman that he could make her Rent-A-Center bill disappear if she performed a sex act on him. He then pulled out his dick and placed her hand on it. When she removed her hand, he decided he didn’t need her anyway, finished masturbating and then left. The woman called police after he called her back and suggested another meeting. Herron was charged with two accounts of criminal sexual conduct in the forth degree and one account of  aggravated indecent exposure. [Read more...]

WILTON, Calif. – I had about 50 different titles for this article, but decided the name of this gay men’s group was too perfect. This organization has pissed off a Wilton man who shot some video of this group dancing  “naked under the stars” across from his home. Dance contestants’ names were called out as they proudly exposed their frank and beans. Even though they had a legal permit for the event that was being held on a lot that will soon hold Christmas trees, Milton Stanley doesn’t care. “I was sickened by seeing men on public display there…in clear view of children,” said Stanley. Prosecutors are unsure if any charges will be filed, as they would have had to been able to be seen from a public road in order for any type of indecent exposure charges to stick. You can see the video after the jump. It includes some blurry footage of a man who looks like a dude from the Village People in it. [Read more...]

Annville, Pa. – Back in September, four women reported that a male jogger had flashed them while around the Quittapahilla Nature Park area. Lebanon Valley College student, Hung “Mike” Thanh Vo, 19, was charged Wednesday with four counts of open lewdness and four counts of indecent exposure after being identified by a witness. He is being fully co-operative with investigators and has admitted to doing this hundreds of times – including exposing himself to minors. “He is from Lebanon and he indicated that he has done this outside of the township, but it was usually done in Annville,” said Chief Michael Burdge. “What is disturbing is, he said that he has done this to children as young as 12-years-old – we think they were primarily girls.”
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Texarkana, AR - Ok – I gotta admit, the name Harry Johnson makes me giggle. The name Harry Johnson *snicker* and it’s attachment to this particular story makes me snortgiggle. And then, well, I gag a little. See, Harry Johnson had a hard-on for a real beastly girl named Daisy. Daisy, bless her little heart, isn’t your average girl. Neigh – not at all. She isn’t super-model thin, she doesn’t dress in the latest fashions, she smells kinda like a barnyard, and is more than just a little buck-toothed. Her table manners are atrocious – and, conversation? Forget it. Those teeth make it hard for poor Daisy to enunciate. Most men just pass Daisy by without a second glance. Harry Johnson, though – he saw something in Daisy – something that no man has ever seen before. He saw a chance at romance. A little roll in the hay, maybe. But alas, true love just wasn’t in the cards for this odd couple – for Harry Johnson is of the human persuasion, and Daisy is of the equine persuasion. [Read more...]

Albuquerque, NM – We have posted many stories about the varied and sometimes bizarre things men will stick, or attempt to stick, their dick in, on, or around. AnimalsAnimals reviews – alive and dead – picnic tables, beastly teachers, etc. But I can’t recall ever having written a story about a dude humpin’ his car. I’ve known men in my life who came pretty damn close to that kind of relationship with their vehicle, but they never stepped across that line. Danny Brawner did – and in full view of an off-duty police officer and his 10-year-old son. Damn – not exactly the audience you want when you got your pants around your ankles tryin’ to get a little trunk action. [Read more...]

Des Moines, IA – There is very little information being released on this kid and his mugshot hasn’t been released as of yet, but there is plenty of ick and ewww to this nasty story. There have been many discussions here on the Dreamin’ Demon about younger boys and their willingness to bang anythingAnything Else reviews and everything that moves -  some have even gone as far as bangin’ dead stuff. Joining the ranks of those younger boys who don’t exactly bother with the particulars, we have 16-year-old Jacob Waters. Based on the charges he faces, he ain’t picky – not in the least. Waters was recently arrested and is being charged with two counts of third-degree sexual abuse, a charge of lascivious acts with a child, and indecent exposure. Authorities have reason to believe that Waters, over the past year, has been piddlin’ some of the kiddos in the trailer park where he resides. They aren’t exactly sure how many children are involved and believe that more children will come forward. Oh, and did I mention he is also facing bestiality charges? Yep. He’s being accused of buggerin’ some of the dogs in the trailer park too. It is unknown how many furry victims he has. The nasty little pecker is sitting behind bars on a $42,000 cash-only bond. Throw away the key people – this kid is broken.

Easton, Pennsylvania–Authorities are calling the allegations horrific. That, my friends, is an understatement. Terrell Scott, 23, is accused of torturing his girlfriend’s three daughters for more than a year. He abused them with lit cigarettes, cable wire, broomsticks, a claw hammer, and nail clippers. Police believe he began his attacks on the girls in September of 2007 and didn’t cease until OctoberOctober reviews 2008. Authorities began the investigation into the allegations in NovemberNovember reviews 2008, after the girls finally found the nerve and the courage to speak up about the abuse. Just this past Tuesday, a warrant was issued for his arrest. The girls were 8, 10, and 13 when the torture began, and the list of allegations is truly stomach-churning. [Read more...]

Goleta, California -  Glenn Merrill, 59, needed a little help around his house, or so he said. He put an ad on CraigslistCraigslist wanting to hire a caregiver who could help with household duties several times a week.  The ad never mentioned he was looking for a little more than just dusting and cleaning. When a woman showed up to interview, Merrill invited her inside his home.  While informing her that one of her duties would be helping him take a shower, he took off his clothes and began to masturbate. [Read more...]

Memphis, TN- On May 29, 12-year old Tiara Johnson and her sister were riding bikes near their home in Nutbush when 29 year-old Eddy Barreras pulled his car up beside them. Barreras repeatedly told the girls to get into his car, but Tiara knew better. She told her sister to run and they raced across a yard to their home and told their mother. Their mother hopped in her car with the girls and chased after Barreras long enough to write down his plate number. [Read more...]

Alcoa, TN- As I was sitting here in front of my keyboard dressed in my usual work attire ( Tinkerbell pajamas with periwinkle blue slippers) and first began reading about this story, two questions came to mind. How the hell did this woman master the trick of spraying officers with her own urine and why, oh fucking why, can’t I be graced by the Gods of Demented Demon-ship and be allowed to find at least one mugshot of this truculent tigress? At first, I believed finding a pic was hopeless, but thanks to the detective skills of one of my favorite members, Tazzzz, Cindy Lynn Holder’s mug is now gracing our front page. [Read more...]

Federal Way, Washington–I must admit, I have a very vivid imagination. Too vivid. When I come across stories like this, they play out in my head, over and over, in high def…whether I want them to or not. It’s a curse. Shit like this keeps me up at night, my brain buzzing with questions. My biggest question, in this case, is…Timothy, do you take your little show on the road? I’d pay handsomely if you would show up at my upcoming family reunion. [Read more...]

Charleston, W. Virginia–You see them behind the wheel every day–eating, reading the paper, breastfeeding, applying makeup, doing their nails, texting–multi-taskers. Some are good at it…I once watched a woman simultaneously eat an Egg McMuffin, apply mascara, carry on a conversation with a passenger, and smack the crap outta the screaming kid in the back seat…while driving down the highway at 65-70. Never swerved, not even once. I must say, I was impressed! What is my point? Hell if I know. Let’s move on. [Read more...]

Minneapolis, MN- RSO Marcus Nelson has difficulty keeping his pecker in his pants. On May 3, he exposed himself to a little girl at the the Mall of America inside the Disney Store and asked her, “Did you see it?”. Later that day, he began masturbating on a mannequin inside Gilly Hicks. [Read more...]