Jacob Crier Didn’t Fool Anyone

Clay County, FL–Attention: Jacob Matthew Crier, pictured above, is not a cop. As a matter of fact, he completely fails at impersonating an officer. If this tard ever attempts to pull you over, poke him in the eye, kick him in the shin, laugh maniacally, and run away. This has been a public service announcement from the friendly folks here at the Dreamin’ Demon.

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Dr. Jerrold Ecklind Likes Hookers, Handcuffs

Ormond Beach, FL - Osteopath Dr. Jerrold Ecklind, 37, likes to pretend to be a cop. But is he a serial killer? That’s what police are investigating, as some really weird events unfold around the genial geriatric specialist. Ecklind, 37, was pulled over last SundaySunday reviews night. In his Mustang, he had a known prostitute named Gina Oslizlo, a pair of handcuffs, and three guns.  Oh, and he’d told Oslizlo that he was a police officer. [Read more...]