Moscow, ID – An 18-year-old student at the University of Idaho froze to death under a bridge after he left a fraternity party and wandered five to seven miles in the snow.
Authorities say that Joseph Wiederrick attended a Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity party Saturday night and left on foot early Sunday morning. He called his roommate to inform him he was on his way to the dorm, but he never made it.
Police were called and a found him on Monday afternoon under the Paradise Creek Bridge, miles from where he had started walking. Temperatures that night had dropped to 24 degrees, and the poor kid froze to death after wandering around looking for his dorm.
Investigators were able to piece together some of what Wiederrick did after he left the party by following the trail he left, and it is apparent he was suffering from the effects of alcohol and hypothermia.
A little before 3 a.m., a homeowner found Wiederrick in her basement. “She asked him what he was doing there and he said he thought it was a fraternity house,” Moscow Police Chief David Duke said.…Continue Reading
Boise, ID - Michael Watkins was arrested Monday on charges of felony burglary and grand theft after he broke into the Zoo Boise and beating a monkey to death.
Saturday morning around 4:30 am, a security guard at the zoo observed two males in dark clothing outside the fence near the primate exhibit. They fled and police were unable to find them. Just before dawn, Zoo Boise Director Steve Burns was searching the zoo and heard a groan that he first thought was human. The sounds were actually coming from a Patas monkey who had been beaten and was barely moving. The zoo’s veterinarian was called but the monkey died as a result of blunt force trauma to its head and neck.
Police discovered a hat with a distinctive skull design near the site that was thought to have been left by one of the intruders. Turned out to be a pretty good clue because it led police to 22 year old Michael Watkins. “I speak for many of us in the police department and the community who were angered and outraged over this senseless crime,” said Boise Police Chief Michael Masterson. “As usual, it was a combination of a citizen tip and good police work that led us to the arrest in this case.”
What kind of horrendous douchebag would beat to death a 30 lb monkey unable to escape its zoo enclosure? You’re probably not going to be surprised, but it turns out to be the same kind of douchebag that takes horrible douchebaggy pictures of himself and slathers them all over any and all social media.…Continue Reading
TWIN FALLS, Idaho - Justin Crawford has admitted to using Craigslist to solicit men to rape his wife without her knowledge or consent. The 32-year-old has been accused of posting ads in Craigslist’s Casual Encounters section, posing as a woman wanting to fulfill her rape fantasies.
According to reports, Crawford would then engage in conversations with the men who answered the ads, arranging the time and place that “she” wanted the men to come over and rape her. Surprisingly, two men showed up to the home on two separate occasions.
The first man showed up a little after midnight Friday while Crawford was away working for the Army National Guard. When his wife answered the door, a man asked her name and then used the line I like to use on random women when I feel like getting maced. “I’m here for you,” the man said before forcing his way into the home.
The guy was probably enjoying himself at first, thinking this woman really wanted this to be as realistic as possible as he chased her around the house.…Continue Reading
Sandpoint, ID - An Idaho man is in court after allegedly demanding another man to “moonwalk” at gunpoint. The man has since testified that the AR-15 used in the incident is simply an Airsoft pellet gun.
Sheriff’s deputies were reportedly summoned to the home of John Ernest Cross, 30, on Monday after receiving a report that Cross had pointed a rifle at another man while demanding that he execute a ‘dance move.’ Shockingly, police report that drugs were involved.
The local news source reporting on the incident makes the point that, although the late singer Michael Jackson popularized the moonwalk dance move, many other entertainers have been credited for using a variation of the move including Cab Calloway, Ronnie Hawkins, David Bowie and Dick Van Dyke.
From this, it would be reasonable to conclude that Cross’ compadre could have abided a casual – albeit determined – request and simply executed the famous move. But, noooooooooooo. …he had to get all whiny and police-y about it. Some friend!
Cross is now charged with aggravated assault and is being held in lieu of $20,000 bail.…Continue Reading
Idaho – Parents of the teen who died while texting and driving are fighting to have laws instated in Idaho to prevent similar accidents.
On January 14, 18-year-old Taylor Sauer was driving from the Utah State University campus to visit her parents in Idaho. During this late-night, four hour drive, Sauer was texting a friend on Facebook about the Denver Broncos.
While driving 80 mph down I-84 she sent a final text that read: “I can’t discuss this now. Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha.” Moments after sending that text she would plow into the back of a tanker truck that was going 15 mph up a hill. Police say Taylor never hit the brakes and was killed instantly.
Ever since her death her parents, Clay and Shauna Sauer, have been trying to get texting while driving banned in Idaho, one of the 13 states in the U.S. that has laws against it.
The state has turned down texting while driving bills before because they say they already have an inattentive driving law that covers texting.…Continue Reading
BILLINGS, Montana — Investigators say the man who was attacked by a wounded grizzly bear did not die from the mauling, but rather a gunshot from the friend who was trying to save him.
The hunting trip from hell happened on Sept 16 along the Montana-Idaho border where four people had gotten together to hunt some black bear. After splitting into groups of two, 20-year-old Ty Bell shot what he thought was a black bear.
He and his hunting partner, 39-year-old Steve Stevenson, waited around for 15 minutes and began tracking the bear they figured was now dead. They eventually found the bear but unfortunately for the men, the bear was very much alive and wasn’t a black bear at all.
There are only about 45 grizzly bears in the entire 2.4-million acre Cabinet-Yaak Ecosystem, and Bell happened to shoot one of them.
The grizzly, being pretty pissed off about getting shot, turned on both men and started for Bell. Stevenson, in a heroic attempt to save his friend, began making noise to distract the bear.…Continue Reading
Anthony J. Asbell, 25, has also saved me the aggravation of having to use words like ‘allegedly.’ If only all people were so selfless…
Back in July, Asbell went camping along the Snake River with his fiancee and some friends who had children, one of which was a 3 year-old girl.
Asbell would later admit, during a phone call with one of the child’s parents that just so happened to be recorded by police, that the girl “might have excited me because she was running around all day in a bikini. I don’t know what was going through my head, but it wasn’t good.”
I do know what’s going through my head right now, having to read about this sick animal, and you can bet your ass it isn’t good.
All hot and bothered, Asbell decided to take a dip in the water and bring the girl with him.…Continue Reading
BOISE, Idaho — I was contacted by a fan of the site whose favorite author recently posted on their Facebook that their grandmother had been the victim of a woman targeting elderly women for their prescription medication. There were a couple news articles about it, so I decided to check it out.
At face value, it wasn’t really much to post about. Not to say the crime wasn’t serious, but for D’D standards it wasn’t anything I would squash between a decapitated handicapped boy and a Peace Corp volunteer giving African children candy in exchange for blowjobs.
But before I go any further, let me tell you what happened, according to one of the news articles.
Parvin Adili, 37, was arrested and charged with two counts of burglary, unlawful entry and abuse or exploitation of a vulnerable adult after police say that on two occasions Adili gained access into the homes of two house-ridden women over the age of 65 and stole their medications.
The article states the first victim told police that Adili, who is an acquaintance, had knocked on her door and began asking for prescription pain pills.…Continue Reading
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa – Police have arrested man they say raped a cat before throwing it out a seventh-floor window.
Someone called 911 Wednesday morning after witnessing 30-year-old Gerardo Martinez masturbating in front of his apartment window and then throwing a cat to the sidewalk below.
When police arrived they found a bleeding, gray cat barely alive on the sidewalk. With the help of witnesses, police were able to identify Martinez’ apartment.
When he answered the door, he did so shirtless and with his pants down. Police asked him to pull up his pants and then asked him about the cat.
Martinez first denied he had a cat, then changed his story saying his boyfriend had tossed the cat a few hours earlier.
When presented with the fact that they had witnesses saying the he threw the cat out the window a little more recently, Martinez then admitted that while high on meth he raped the cat and then threw it out the window along with a pornographic DVD.
Martinez was arrested and charged with animal torture, bestiality and indecent exposure.…Continue Reading
Idaho Falls, ID – After receiving information about a man in a black bunny scaring the hot piss out of neighborhood children, Idaho Falls police told 34 year-old William Falkingham to hang it up.
On Monday, one of Falkingham’s neighbors called to report that he was hiding behind a tree and scaring small children. The neighbor also stated he had pointed his finger at the child like a gun, which I’m sure is an exaggeration.
It is also being mentioned in the comment sections of some news articles that the bunny suit isn’t the Easter Bunny type suit you are probably envisioning, but rather the Playboy Bunny type. If that’s correct, imagine the man pictured dressed like that while hiding behind trees in his backyard. Not exactly Frank the rabbit, but almost just as scary.
Of course this case isn’t without it’s controversy. An ACLU
loudmouth spokesperson has already chimed in, saying this may be a violation of Falkingham’s constitutional right to free expression, although they don’t plan on stepping in as they have not been contacted by Falkingham.…
Idaho Falls, ID — Alisha Gardner, 28, was pulled over late Saturday night after a sheriff’s officer observed her swerving and crossing the center line. Police reported her blood-alcohol level to be twice the legal limit at the time of the stop and took Gardner to jail.
Gardner’s dog was along for the ride that evening, and police informed her that she needed to have someone come to the police station and retrieve the dog. Her mom, Diana Gardner, 51, soon arrived.
An officer that the elder Gardner spoke with at the police station reportedly smelled alcohol on her. A subsequent test was reported to have revealed her blood-alcohol level to also be twice the legal limit. She, too, was arrested.
The photo above is actually the younger Gardner. Her mother is pictured here.
It was not reported if the dog – which I suspect to have been twice the legal limit of canine intoxication – ever managed to get a ride home.…Continue Reading
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – It’s been awhile since we’ve had some World of Warcraft related news, but an 18-year-old man paid for a 12-year-old girl to fly over a thousand miles so that they could meet and have sex.
It all started eight months ago when Alex Trowell met an 11-year-old girl while playing World of Warcraft. The relationship soon graduated from casual talk in-game to sexting and plans to meet. So on New Year’s Day, Trowell started driving from Idaho to New Mexico to meet the girl, but his plans were thwarted when someone tipped off police who intercepted him and told him to turn around.
But you just can’t keep a good erection down and Trowell came up with a new plan after finding out that the girl, now 12, could fly on United Airlines without parental consent. He paid for her ticket and before long, the two were fooling around in the home Trowell lived with his grandparents. The plan was for the girl to live in the abandoned house next door until she turned 18, at which time the two lovebirds would get married.…Continue Reading
Meridian, ID – Michael James Lee, a former detention deputy at the Ada County Jail, was arraigned Wednesday on six felony charges for the alleged rape and abduction of his wife, and for the murder of his mother, 46-year-old Lynn Marie Blake. According to authorities, Michael sexually assaulted his wife on Tuesday, bound her with chains and tape, and put her in the trunk of a car. He placed their 4-month-old daughter in the backseat of the vehicle and the threeseom headed to his mother’s house. Michael’s wife later told police that he drove to Lynn’s home with the intention of robbing her. When Michael arrived at his mother’s house, he took the baby in and sat down to dinner with her and her 56-year-old partner, and carried on what was described as a “normal conversation” for nearly an hour. The wife? Still in the trunk. Lynn’s partner told police she went to lie down, but soon emerged from her room after hearing a strange noise. The noise was the sound of Michael stabbing his mother to death.…Continue Reading
BOISE, IDAHO – A 68-year-old passenger on a Southwest flight from Las Vegas was arrested when his plane landed in Boise after police say he punched a teenage passenger. According to reports, the 15-year-old was flying alone and was playing games and listening to music on his iPhone when the announcement was made to turn off all electronic devices. Either not hearing the announcement, or not caring, the teen kept on using his iPhone as the plane began its landing. This really aggravated Russell Miller who feared the electronic device usage was a threat to his safety so he reportedly got the teen’s attention by punching him in the arm hard enough to leave a mark and ultimately garner him one count of misdemeanor battery. As the proud parent of a teenager who spends the majority of his time with his head down texting with his Skull Candy Earbuds firmly implanted in his ears, I can almost sympathize with the guy. Almost. It really all depends on if the teen was intentionally ignoring the requests of the crew, or simply didn’t hear them and if Miller truly thought that the use of the iPhone would cause the plane to nosedive into the runway.…Continue Reading
HAYDEN, Idaho -- A man has been charged with putting his 18-month-old stepdaughter in a storage room then placing a 25-pound bag of drink mix on her back so she couldn’t move. The girl was found whimpering in the storage room by 18-year-old Zacharee Wright’s father, who called police. Zacharee admitted to putting the toddler in the storage room to sleep, placing the bag on her back so she couldn’t move. Police say the girl had no blankets and Zacharee had used four stacked buckets in efforts to keep her from escaping the room. He said he left her in there for about 30 minutes, but checked on her every 10 minutes. The girl’s mother told police Zacharee told her he wanted to put her daughter in the storage room but she told him not to. This led to an argument between the couple, who live in the basement of the home, but she eventually let Zacharee put the girl in the room. She says she was not aware the girl was in there without any blankets.…Continue Reading
Boise, Idaho — Turns out the woman who was posing as a plastic surgeon and giving out fake breast exams is transgender. Police say Kristina Ross, 37, was arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license after two women said she gave them breast exams at a bar. She convinced the women that she was a plastic surgeon named Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna. She would offer the women information about liposuction and breast augmentation before talking them into letting her conduct a medical examination, including a breast exam. She would conclude the exam by giving them a phone number to an actual plastic surgeon’s office so they make follow-up appointments. Police were notified after the real plastic surgeon received multiple phone calls from women trying to make follow-up appointments with Dr. Aussiahshowna. When she was taken into custody, they found she had a warrant for her arrest, but under the name Kristoffer Jon Ross. She was actually a he. Or rather, a he in the process of becoming a she. No reports on just how transgendered Ross is, but she is currently being held in the female county jail.…Continue Reading
BOISE, Idaho – A couple has been charged with felony injury to a child after a 4-year-old boy in their care got his hands on a Rice Krispie treat loaded with weed. The boy got stoned off his ass and was hospitalized after becoming lethargic, with slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and a very strong craving for Cheetos and Hot Pockets. After some investigation, police determined that while Tony Green, 35, was out of the house and Medina Green, 30, was sleeping, the boy found the Rice Krispie treat in a cupboard and ate it. No reports on how the couple is related to the boy, aside from saying that he was in the care of the couple and was well known to them. How dumb do you have to be to leave a drug laced kid’s treat within easy reach of an unsupervised kid? People like this give drug users a bad name. Tony Green should be charged with a crime for sporting that God-awful soul patch. His chin looks like a pair of skid marked underwear.…Continue Reading
BOISE, Idaho — Two men accused of using Craigslist to rob a man earlier in the month have been apprehended after attempting to pull the stunt on a County Sheriff. Dominic Hinton, 20, and Roman Nazarko, 19, have been accused of robbing a man who thought he was meeting the pair to buy an iPad they had advertised on Craigslist. Instead, after showing up at the designated meeting spot, he was robbed of his money at gunpoint. The duo tried a second time, this time advertising an Apple laptop for sale. Too bad for them that Sheriff Gary Raney was in the market for one. Raney became suspicious after the seller tried to change their meeting spot from a gated community to a darkened parking lot. He called police and notified them that he may be getting robbed. When he arrived at the new address, he saw the seller sitting on a rock dressed like an evil ninja. Police were there in no time, and the seller attempted to flee the scene, but he and his accomplice were apprehended.…Continue Reading
Boise, ID- Idaho police believe they may have finally solved a year-long condiment crime spree. Since May 2009, Ada County library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup. In a stakeout this last Sunday, police were able to ketchup with the condiment caper and to their surprise it was a 74-year old woman named Joy L. Cassidy. Officers nabbed Cassidy just moments after she pulled through the outside drive-through of the library and dumped a jar of mayonnaise into the library’s book drop box. Cassidy was charged with malicious injury to property and carrying a concealed weapon, after police found a loaded handgun under the front seat of her car. Cassidy did not have a concealed weapons permit. Cassidy was also issued a citation for driving on an expired driver’s license. Police say Cassidy is a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes that have left library books soiled and sticky over the past year and caused thousands of dollars worth of damage.…Continue Reading
Rexburg, ID - Why I’m Going To Hell: Reason #1,635,439,200.5 – I think cat attacks are absofuckinlutely hilarious – even funnier than otter attacks. As a matter of fact, if I ever decide to bring a cat into my home, I’m going to be looking for a real pissed-off cunt of a cat. A cat that will go into attack-mode without reason. I want that little fucker to be all happiness and purrs one second and all vicious and bloodthirsty the next. I don’t want a cat that will hop up on my lap and get in the way of my computer monitor – I want the little asshole to sit in a corner, hissing and growling, just waiting for some unsuspecting human to pass by before angrily latching on to an ankle. And every time my awesome cat attacks, I will be there to capture the goodness on film. In between hysterical bouts of laughter, of course. I only wish the people in this story would have done the same.…Continue Reading