Caldwell, Idaho – When paramedics arrived back to Canyon County Paramedic Building from a bogus 911 call about a car accident, they were shocked to see 35-year-old Melissa Farris pinned under the garage door and unconscious. She later died of asphyxiation at Saint Alphonsus Regional Medical Center. No one knows exactly why Melissa, who once worked at the building as a paramedic from OctoberOctober reviews 2001 to December 2008, ended up under the garage door. But it has been revealed that the 911 call the team had responded to had been placed by Melissa herself in a successful attempt to lure her former employees out of the building. “It means for us that she was wanting to get into that ambulance bay when nobody was there. I think that is pretty clear,” Caldwell Police Chief Chris Allgood told the Idaho Press-Tribune. “It does look like she was trying to get people out of the building before she went in.” [Read more...]

Meridian, ID – Allow me to introduce Ashley Beach – a 37-year-old married mother of three and a teacher at Meridian Middle School. Yes, Ashley wears many hats – aside from teaching math and science, she dabbles a bit in sex edumacation. Not in the classroom, mind you, but in the bushes. With her *ahem* star pupil, a 13-year-old boy. Ashley was busted at about 9:30 Thursday evening after some neighborhood folk witnessed a bit of suspicious activity coming from a certain bush. When the police arrived on scene, they found Ashley and the teen laying on the ground, partially concealed by bushes. When asked exactly what the hell they were up to back there, both came up with a different story. Further investigation revealed that Ashley has been sexually involved with the kid, a former student, since April. It is believed that some of the sexual contact took place on school grounds and it was also revealed that the two have been sharing naughty pics via text messages. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Silly Ashley! Don’t you know 13-year-old boys have cooties? Gross. Ashley Jo Beach was charged with lewd conduct with a child under 16 and slapped with a $300,000 bond. Ouch. If only the bond was so high in each and every other case we hear about. [Read more...]

KAMIAH, Idaho – On September 5th, 20-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband were taking a scenic drive along the Lochsa River when she was viciously assaulted by a spruce tree. As she was talking with her husband, the tree reached into the passenger side of the truck and impaled her through the neck. Surprisingly, she was not immediately killed and completely conscious even though she had a tree limb sticking out of her throat. An hour later they reached Lochsa Lodge where a life flight helicopter was called. She was taken to St. Patrick Hospital and after a 6-hour surgery, the 13-inch spruce limb was removed. Wanna see a pic of the limb in her neck? Of course ya’ do. Check it out after the jump. [Read more...]

Pike County, Ohio If the amazing process of childbirth isn’t enough for some parents, it’s reassuring to know there are countless surprises around each corner. Every day there are subtle changes in babies as they start to get acclimated to their bodies and new surroundings. Six weeks is one of the first pivotal milestone for these little ones. That’s when some semi-coordination comes in the sounds a baby makes. Instead of random noises, they start making more vowel sounds known as cooing…they can even start to push up a bit at six weeks. It’s important to stimulate your baby and at this “age” a parent can start to get a general feel for what arouses them and what annoys them. And had Todd Trent been cognizant of his girlfriend’s baby, he would have realized that 6 week old wasn’t aroused by the rat bites. [Read more...]

Nampa, Idaho–Mario Gonzalez is quite the little bad-ass…he wasn’t about to let his girlfriend’s 2-year-old daughter get the best of him. No siree. He totally showed that little girl who’s boss. How dare she behave like a toddler, anyway? I mean…isn’t she old enough by now to take care of her own needs? Doesn’t she know that her crying and whining only gets on Mario’sMario reviews last nerve? Hell…we should have her mugshot up here. [Read more...]

Caldwell, Idaho–A call came in to 911 SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon, ‘My dad’s been shot. He’s dead.’ When police arrived at the home, they found 33-year-old Jason Neagle, dead, on the couch. A single bullet, fired from a .30-.30, had pierced his wrist, entered his head, and came out on the other side. His teen son, Zachary Neagle, 14, is being charged as an adult with the first-degree murder of his father. [Read more...]

Pocatello, Idaho – Chase Currie better think twice before he molests again.  Currie, 23, was caught in the act of molesting a ten-year-old girl early on Wednesday.  The girl’s mother walked in on Currie putting the perv on her daughter at two in the morning – the above mugshot is an “after mama got through with the pedophile” picture.  Pretty, huh?  [Read more...]