Kevin Jones & Matt Gonzalez Get A Head

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Kingwood, TX – Many of you, at one time or another, have had that assclown stoner friend. You know the one: he’s a total idiot unless he is making a bong, and then he turns into MacGyver. I knew a guy once who made one out of a video game controller, not even kidding. Well, Kevin Wade Jones Jr. and Matthew Gonzalez are the Kingwood, Texas MacGyver smokers of the year. They’re also in a buttload of trouble for grave robbery, among other things. These two geniuses dug into the grave of a long-dead eleven year old boy and used the boy’s head for a bong. Way to buzz the earthy way, nimrods.

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