Rachael Jankins Was Driving On Sunshine

UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Back in AugustAugust reviews, 20-year-old Rachael Jenkins told police she was trying to retrieve her dropped iPod when her Hyundai crossed two lanes of traffic, went on to a sidewalk and struck Nicole Gallo, 19, and Christine Bochanski, 20. Gallo was killed immediately and Bochanski suffered serious injuries, including a broken back, and was hospitalized for two weeks. But toxicology reports later came back showing that Jankins had some THC and difluoroethane in her blood. What the fuck is difluoroethane, you may ask? It’s the chemical found computer-cleaning spray. Exactly like the can of Dust-Off that was found in Jankins’ car on the day of the accident. [Read more...]

Daniel Wood Was Stunned Into Flames

Lancasterlancaster, OH- Around 8 p.m. Monday, officers responded to report of a man running into traffic and yelling threats to a crowd outside a Kmart store. When the officers arrived, they found 31-year old Daniel Wood holding a aerosol can of electronics cleaner in his hand and witnessed Wood huffing from it. Wood must have still had a few braincells left, because he beat feet as soon as he seen the officers approach. When the officers caught up to him, Wood kicked at them and tried to bite them while he continued discharging the aerosol can into his mouth. I wonder if he felt like he was walking on sunshine? [Read more...]

Eugenio and Vanessa Were Sniffin’ The Tolly

Dallas, TX – Vanessa Barron’s sister warned her before -  if she and her husband Eugenio didn’t stop huffin’ paint thinner around the kiddos, she was going to turn them in. When Mary Barron paid a visit to her sister’s motel room on Tuesday, she was greeted at the door by the toxic fumes of toluene – a.k.a. ‘tolly’ – one of the ingredients in paint thinner. InsideInside reviews the small room (383 sq. ft.) were Vanessa, her husband Eugenio, and their three young children, ranging in age from 2 months to 5-years, and Eugenio’s 9-year-old son. Vanessa, apparently intoxicated by the fumes, was dozing off while breastfeeding the infant. Eugenio was next to her, his thinner rag in his hand. “To see my nephews in the situation I saw them was unacceptable,” Mary said. “They were underweight, they were malnourished, they were dirty, they were thirsty.” Mary made good on her threat and called in the police. [Read more...]

Stevie Marchand: Huff Huff, Spark Spark, BOOM!

The car says, “Owww.”

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Longmont, CO  - Stevie Marchand, 18, and two 16-year-old girls were sitting in Stevie’sStevie reviews stepbrother’s car on Thursday afternoon.  They weren’t bothering anybody, just minding their own business, huffing the fumes off two cans of aerosol – one mango-pineapple, one strawberry-raspberry.  One of the girls got a little high and decided it was a good time to light up a cigarette.   That’s where the BOOM! comes in. [Read more...]