Houston, TX -Let me start this one by declaring that I have nothing against morbidly obese people (except usually, both of my elbows in a movie theater). I can handle the crumbs, excessive sweat and even the ‘almost-brought-the-plane-down’ antics. They really mean no harm – we’re all just trying to survive, right? We do the best we can with what we’ve got. However, when what you’ve got is 500lbs and a handgun – well then you’re just a criminal. And a fat one, too. Things are bigger in Texas, and George Vera is no exception. The 25 year old was arrested in Houston for suspicion of selling bootleg CDs (bootlegging is so 1996 – and who buys CDs anymore?). [Read more...]

Houston, TX – Ahhh, foreplay…it’s great, ain’t it? It’s that block of time during the first commercial that you devote to each other before movin’ on to the horizontal bop during the second. The touching, the kissing, the nibbling, the teasing. The handcuffs, berries, and whipped cream…the role-playing, mayo, and bologna. Sparks and bullets are flying. Wait…what? Bullets? What the hell kind of foreplay is that? According to Deborah Parker, it’s called the ‘dirty cowboy.’ Now, I try to stay current with all the new fads, but this one must have escaped me somehow and I ain’t about to GoogleGoogle it. Whatever it is, Deborah must be pretty damn good at it…so good, her partner died before the boppin’ could commence. I guess if it’s your time to go, during foreplay would be a good time to exit, right? [Read more...]

Houston, Texas–Have you seen this asshole? If so, the Houston police would like to talk to ya. Uriel Vargas Alvarado, 25, is wanted on charges of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury. He is suspected of intentionally dousing his girlfriend with gasoline and setting her on fire, causing fourth-degree burns to over 70 percent of her body. On Sunday evening, 33-year-old single mother of two, Patricia DeLeon Hernandez, heard a knock at her apartment door… [Read more...]

Jacky and Phung Tran

Houston, Texas–We recently posted a blurb about Jacky Tran in a recent edition of the Daily Bite, but because new information has been released, I felt the story deserved a full front page write-up.

Jacky and Phung Tran beat the bejesus out of their 3-year-old son because they believed the little guy had been invaded by demons.

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…with pedo eyes.

Crystal Dawn Wallace

Houston, TX–Crystal Dawn Wallace, 34, is a special kind of nasty…the kind you just don’t see every day. See, Crystal likes kiddie porn. To be more specific, Crystal likes to see infants and toddlers being penetrated and violated. The younger, the better.

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Nicholas Hernandez

Houston, TX–I’ll start off with a little background here: On August 3, 2008, Nicholas Hernandez was driving drunk. He had a BAC of .30 and was driving his Chevy Impala northbound in the southbound lanes of Texas 288. He hit another car, head-on. The passengers in the other car, James Kelleher, 26, and Suzanne Penland, 23, were killed. Hernandez had been out on bond in that case, when he was killed. By a drunk driver.

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Daniel Lamborn

Houston, MO – Daniel Dale Lamborn, 25, seems to have really bad luck with parenting.  Less than two years ago, he and his wife Toni lost an infant to SIDS.  Late last year, they lost another child.  Toni’s daughter Camille Fayte Denis, 4, died on NovemberNovember reviews 22, 2008.

Problem is, CamilleCamille reviews didn’t die of natural causes.  Her heart muscle was literally torn by blunt force trauma.  And Daniel Lamborn has now been arrested and charged with Camille’s death. [Read more...]

Alicia Mae Herrera

Houston, TX–Ya gotta be pretty damn drunk if the patrons at a bar call police to complain about your drunkeness. Police were dispatched to a Texas City bar FridayFriday reviews evening after getting complaints about a seriously intoxicated woman. When officers arrived at the bar, they found Alicia Mae Herrera to be so drunk, she had to be held up by two other customers at the bar. Playing it safe, the police decided to call in an ambulance to haul the inebriated woman away. She forgot something in the parking lot though, her 2-year-old daughter.

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Houston, TX -On Friday morning, Triska LaShaun Rose, 38, didn’t show up for work.  Her daughters, Briana Roberson, 15, and Maya Love, 7, didn’t show up for school.  Immediately, everyone knew something was wrong.  RoseRose reviews never skipped work without calling.  She made sure her kids were at school.  None of Rose’s emergency contacts had heard from her.  Nobody could reach her.  Triska Rose’s family called police.

Houston PD officers went by the Turtlewood Condominiums in southwest Houston once, but nobody answered the door.  Everything looked okay outside.  With no sign of forced entry and no reason to believe Rose would harm herself or her children, the police left. [Read more...]

Crystal Sosa and Dezmond Blake

Houston, TX – The InTown Suites in southwest Houston comes nicely furnished with a bed, living area, full bath, laundry facilities, and a kitchenette. The kitchenettes have a full-sized fridge: the freezer fits one 5-to-12 month baby in a duffel bag. [Read more...]