Greenville, SC – Demonites, please allow me to introduce 71-year-old Sieglinda Falk Bass. Just look at her – does she remind you of anyone in your life, present or past? Your grandmother, perhaps? The adorable little old lady down the street who spends her days knitting afghans, baking cookies, and weeding her garden? Your kindergarten teacher? What could this harmless looking woman possibly have done to earn herself a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon of all places? To put it bluntly, she wanted to have her husband taken care of. No, not put in a home for the elderly and infirm taken care of – beaten and broken taken care of. And, if he happened to keel over during the ass whoopin’, no big deal! Bass suspected her husband was cheating on her. Seeking revenge, she went as far as contacting a Voodoo Witch Doctor to put a spell on him. The witch doctor took too damn long conjurin’ up a spell, so Bass hired a hit man to put a hurtin’ on her husband. The hit man later changed his mind. This is one determined senior citizen though, folks. She wasn’t finished searching. [Read more...]

BOYNTON BEACH, Florida. – Dalia Dippolito, 26, was recorded telling someone “When I set my mind to something, I get it done.” If Dalia was setting her mind on getting charged and arrested for hiring a hit man to kill her new husband, well then she was not lying. Police were tipped off by an informant that Dalia was looking around for someone to bump off her husband. They obliged her and set up a meeting with an undercover policeman. Then, even with enough evidence to charge her with solicitation to commit first-degree murder, they added a bit of insult to the injury. They staged a fake crime scene and recorded her reaction after being told the horrible news that her husband had been found murdered. Classic. [Read more...]

Edward Graziano

Tampa Bay - Almost two years ago douchebag Nick Bollea, son of Hulk Hogan, was involved in a car wreck that left his passenger, John Graziano, a breathing, permanently brain damaged zucchini. Nick served a whopping 5 months in jail for his involvement in the crash. But this isn’t about Nick; this is about John Graziano’s father, Edward Graziano. He has just been arrested for trying to arrange a hit on his estranged wife, Debra. He paid for her death with $1,100 in cash, a $1,000 personal check and a $13.06 gift card to Westshore Pizza

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Versailles, MO – In a perfect world, Dreamin’ Demon would be required reading for everyone.  Then jerks like Gilbert Leon Silvey would know that his gig has already been done by Ralph Nickel and it didn’t work out so well for him, either.  But noooo, Silvey thought he could do it better.  He was wrong.

Gilbert Leon Silvey, 44, has been arrested on a charge of attempted murder after trying to hire a hit man to kill a 14-year-old girl and her family.  Silvey wanted the girl dead so that she couldn’t testify at his upcoming trial for multiple counts of child molestation.  [Read more...]

PASADENA, TX - Thomas Ramirez, 17, ran into a problem a lot of us have had before at some point in our lives. When the friend of a person you are dating just doesn’t like you. Ramirez, a student at Sam Rayburn High School, found himself in a similar situation when his girlfriend’s best friend didn’t like him and did not approve of the couple’s relationship. He felt that this is why his girlfriend broke up with him and was also preventing any type of reconciliation. So Ramirez did what any normal kid would do in that situation. He hired a hit man to kill the girl.

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