Review: Hatchet – Old School Slasher Goodness

Ben is down in the dumps after finding out that the girl he loves has been using her vagina to host another man’s penis. To help him get out of the breakup slump that followed, his friends take him along to Mardi Gras figuring the best medicine for the broken heart is a healthy dose of sex, drugs and rock and roll. To their dismay, Ben just isn’t into it and instead of partaking in all the things that make Mardi Gras worth dealing with the drunks, pick-pockets, rivulets of piss shimmering on the crowded streets, he’d rather take a lame Haunted Swamp Boat Tour. Dragging his friend Marcus along with him, they join some other tourists on a late-night boat ride through the Louisiana swamps and directly into the stomping grounds of a local legend who don’t take too kindly to strangers. [Read more...]

Talk About A Rude Awakening

Port Richey, Florida–Holy hell people…there has been some crazy stabby shit up on the front page this week…and it’s only Tuesday! I’ve been walking around in a daze, mumbling to myself, ‘Stabby, stabby, poke, stab, slash.’ Here we have another nasty divorce, and another stabby human who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of moving on. Allow me to introduce Daniel Lee Stuckey. His weapon of choice? A hatchetHatchet reviews. [Read more...]