KEANSBURG, NJ - Two teen boys were involved in some kind of dispute. The father of one of the boys was a friend of 41-year-old Tara Donahue. He had the cell phone number of the other teen so Donahue decided she was going to get involved and call this kid and give him a piece of her mind because she was “looking out for her friend’s children.” She dialed the number and when the person answered, she began threatening them and threatening to kill them and the person’s mother. The person she was talking to was police dispatcher John Swartz. She had called the police station by accident. [Read more...]

Portland, OR- I don’t know who it was that lied to 23-year old Rodolfo Claudio-Marquez and told him he is the shit when it comes to romancing the ladies, but whoever it was needs a good kick in the nads.  Around 7 p.m. on Monday, a 17-year old girl was riding a Trimet bus toward home when Claudio-Marquez began flirting with her. The girl ignored Claudio-Marquez’s advances and when she got off at her stop, the persistent Romeo followed her. The girl told Claudio-Marquez several times to leave her alone as she walked toward her house, but he refused and even offered to buy the girl alcohol. [Read more...]

ST PETERS, MISSOURI - Elizabeth Thrasher gets the embarrasing title of first person charged with felony harassment under Missouri’s “Megan’s Law” (not to be confused with the Megan Kanka law requiring law enforcement authorities to make information available to the public regarding registered sex offenders).  The law was created after the suicide of 13-year-old Megan Meier, a girl who was being bullied over the Internet by other teens and an adult and then committed suicide. A lot of you around here know that I am not a big fan of this law or what happened with Lori Drew, the adult who took on the wrath of the online community for her role, and here is one example why.  [Read more...]

Yonkers, NY- 43-year old Jada Ross is one crazy bitch you do not want to piss off. Ross blew into a jealous rage when she saw a disabled man, who I am guessing is a love interest, talking with two women.  Ross whipped out a can of lighter fluid, poured it over the man in the wheelchair, lit a cigarette lighter, and threatened to light his fire. Ross told the man, “I’ll kill you” and he shoved her away from him. Ross then ran into her apartment with the lighter fluid and lighter. Police had to force her apartment door open when she did not respond to knocks, due to their concern for two twin children Ross was babysitting. They found the kids sleeping in the living room and Ross passed out on a couch. Ross appeared to be intoxicated and agitated while being arrested. Heh…ya think? The children were returned safely to their mother and Ross’ wheelchair victim did not suffer any injuries. Ross was charged with first-degree reckless endangerment and third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, felonies; menacing and fourth-degree criminal mischief, misdemeanors; and harassment. She’sShe reviews a looker folks, so if anyone out there is in need of some flaming love, she’s your gal.

Portland, OR - Break-ups, most of the time, suck ass. Though sometimes a break-up could be considered cause for celebration, there is usually one ‘injured’ party in the situation -  the ass who is the most ass hurt in the whole thing. The ass in this story is Cory Vaughn. Wednesday evening, Cory allegedly got a little rough with his girlfriend’s puppy. When his girlfriend stepped up to protect her critter, Cory turned his anger on her. The girlfriend told authorities that Cory slapped her, pushed her down, and tried to choke her. Cory eventually fled the apartment, and the girlfriend, knowing that Cory had a key to her home and may return to finish the job, left to spend the night with a friend. A short time later, a neighbor called to inform her that her apartment was on fire. Right before she called 911, she scrolled through her text messages and soon discovered who the culprit was and the lengths he would go to to hurt her. [Read more...]

Fond du Lac, WI – You may recall a story I posted last week about the scorned women armed with Krazy Glue and a plan. At the time, I had no further information on the victim, his name withheld because he was the victim of a sexual assault. Well, as luck would have it, this whole crazy quadrangle is back in the news again. So now, we get a peek at the object of the womens’ affections – Donessa Davis Sr. He gets his own little spot on the Dreamin’ Demon because he is every bit the wacko those women are – and then some. After the melee from the penis gluing incident died down, Donessa was arrested on charges of child abuse, theft, and harassment. Hell, I’m not sure I even know where to begin. [Read more...]

Portland, Oregon–Larry C. Lande Jr., 40, sure knows how to make a bad situation even worse. Booked into jail on charges of harassment, Lande got a little perturbed when no one would accept his collect call. So what does he do? He beats up a couple of cops. Brilliant, Larry. [Read more...]

I was talking with a friend of mine about the realization of not having many old photos of any of us as teenagers to put up on our FacebookFacebook page that we, like a lot of other people approaching middle-aged, have begun to invade. But then we decided that this was actually a blessing as we would not want pictures of some of the shit we did out there for the world to see. Because you know what? Had we had cameras around at our fingertips the way kids do today, we probably WOULD have snapped some unsavory pictures that could one day, come back to bite us in the ass.

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Gresham, OR–You ever have one of those days? You’re just sitting at home, chillin’ in your bathrobe, enjoying a peaceful morning when out of the blue, a nekkid guy just walks in through your patio door. Now, ya know this guy isn’t stopping in to shoot the breeze over coffee and donuts.

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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – I base this on the fact that she helped her teen daughter in harassing a 15-year-old girl who Phillip’s daughter had an altercation with the year before. Julie Phillips, 50, came up with an idea to buy disposable diapers, write vulgar slogans on them and then, with the help of her daughter and a friend of her daughter, place them in the yard of the home where the 15-year-old lived with her family. The girl was so distraught by the messages, and the act itself, that she attempted suicide.

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New Bedford, MA – You know, I’m never gonna understand what makes a guy wake up one day and think, “Hey, you know what would be fun? I’m gonna go get that mentally retarded guy and take him over to the guys, and then we’ll gang-rape him. And then we’ll all threaten to kill him and his family if they tell anyone.”

But Buddy E. Smith, 22, has thought that at least twelve times since 2004. That’s right, TWELVETwelve reviews. And his friends? They like to help. The unidentified victim was so terrorized he had to move away from his family and out of town. And still, Buddy  Smith kept coming after him. [Read more...]

And now police would like to talk to the guy. So would the lady whose pants he messed up.

CLACKAMAS, Ore. – The woman, 30-year old (name removed because we are cool like that), was shopping in the Sunnyside Road Target store in Clackamas with her 3-year-old daughter when she felt something hit her in the back of the pants. Turns out the man pictured above had been standing behind her masturbating, and then ejaculated on her. [Read more...]