Erica Paradise’s Bouncing Baby Daycare

Aiken, South Carolina Meet Erica. Her self-described MyspaceMySpace entry states her interests are kids, butterflies, and shopping. Her favorite television shows are American Idol, CSI, General Hospital, Dragon Tales (PBS), and The Big Comfy Couch (ABC Kids). Newly married and cute as a button, why parents would have a problem choosing her as their children’s daycare provider is beyond me. But I’m thinking, after her stint in prison, she might be looking for a new career other than running a daycare. Who the fuck knew that children cried and screamed? I mean, it’s not like that in any of those shows she watched. Well CSI maybe, but it’s never more than a minute or so and it just shows things that happen to other people, not this sweet Southern Belle. [Read more...]

Glen VanKleeck Has Found The Lord

Akron, OH - So of course that means he “swears to God” that he’s “never going to molest anyone again”.  Never mind that Glen VanKleeck, 70, was a church leader for umpteen bazillion years in Florida and Ohio.  Nevermind that VanKleeck was a police officer and Boy Scout leader for decades.   (Yes, Canteen Boy, he was.  They’re called “stereotypes” for a reason.)   This week, VanKleeck found out that God won’t save him from prison.   [Read more...]