Michael Dauwalder Wanted Checkered Flag, Got Striped Suit

Great Falls, MT – Being from the Midwest means I’ve had to build a tolerance to the many jokes regarding the stereotypical redneck. Well, not so much a tolerance to the jokes but rather: the stereotypical redneck! Here, the mullet haircut is still the most requested $10 style in the “salons”. Busch and Bud are the beers of choice because, by God, this is Anheuser-Busch country. And what the hell is the favorite past time, you ask? NASCARNascar 09 reviews. (Nothing goes better with Busch products. Think I’m full of shit? HeadHead reviews to their website. “Site contains fishing, hunting, and NASCAR information”) [Read more...]

Alicia Jo Hocter Has Problems

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Great Falls, MT–What do you do when things are rough and you’re having a tough time? Take a long hot bath? How about a nice long walk? Do you curl up into the fetal position, suck your thumb, and cry for your mommy? Or, do you take a crying baby and bash her tiny head into a crib? Guess which option Alicia Jo Hocter went with….

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Jeffrey Bone Got Beat Down

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Great Falls, MT–Jeffrey Bone, 34, is a man with varied interests. I can think of four right off the top of my head; ghosts and the paranormal, photography, ladies underwear, and unconscious women.

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Jeramey Sheeler Is a Shitty Dad

Great Falls, MT – It was damned cold in Cascade County this past weekend, and late FridayFriday reviews/early SaturdaySaturday reviews, the air temperature was well below zero. Such a bitter cold persuades the more prudent among us to leave the car parked in the garage and stay in all night. Maybe root around in the back of the DVD cabinet for a forgotten favorite, or pull the old skin magazines out of the closet for some time with the Ladies of the ’80s. Maybe perform a few double-clicks to hit the Demon for the very latest in asshattery.

But 22-year-old Jeramey Sheeler had someone to see, weather be damned, and off he went in his Jeep. This all would’ve been just fine and dandy, except that sometime around midnight, Sheeler arrived at his destination, parked, turned off the ignition…and left his 4-year-old daughter asleep in the vehicle.

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