Greensboro, N.C. – Way back, when I was merely half-jaded, my little brother and I were fucking around with a golf club we found lying on the side of the road. We invited a few of the neighborhood kids over and an impromptu game of ‘Hit the rock with a golf club’ was on. Because I was an idiot, I called dibs on being catcher. My brother was at bat. After two balls, and two strikes, my brother started to get a little pissy. (It could have been because I told him he swung like a girl. Who knows)? When the next pitch was thrown, he swung. Hard. Everything went into slow-motion – I knew I was about to get it. I could clearly hear birds chirping, children playing, paint drying – I was marveling at the beauty of the sunshine sparkling off the silver club when it hit. Right upside my head. The two kids who stuck around after I hit the dirt said I was only out for about three minutes.…
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Miami, Florida – A Miami home was host to a prowler on Thursday morning, but this particular person picked the wrong house. This home had been targeted at least four times before in the last two years, one of those times involved an armed robber. So when this person scaled a 6-ft fence to get on to the property, he came face-to-face with Carlos Kennedy and a struggle commenced. Carlos’ son heard the commotion and came out to help. That’s when the duo beat the intruder to death with a golf club. Florida’s castle law does allow residents to protect themselves or their property with lethal force if necessary. At this point, neither the father or son have been charged with a crime.…
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GOODYEAR, Ariz. – On March 1 Nathan Moore, 37, was participating in a golf tournament at the Golf Club of Estrella in Goodyear. At the same time, a group of young boy were there collecting golf balls. Somewhere around the 15th hole, Nathan got into a dispute with one these boys and accused him of stealing his ball. The boy, 12, apologized to Nathan and tried to give him his ball back, but Nathan wasn’t having it. He allegedly picked the boy up by his throat and crotch, tossed him into some nearby bushes, and then hit him with his golf club. Nathan then resumed playing.…
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