Munich, Germany - A woman with past charges of forced sex has been taken into custody again after her latest ‘victim’ was found cowering in the street in tears. A police affidavit confirmed the man’s description of ’36 hours of hell.’
“I met her on a bus,” the victim was reported to have told police. “She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”
This comes on the heels of earlier police involvement when a different conquest of the woman, Dieter Schulz, 43, called police after escaping to her balcony after she fell asleep. The man reported a marathon of seven successive sexual encounters under duress.
“You have got to help me,” Schulz reportedly told police dispatchers. “She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out – and I cannot go on!”
Schulz is reportedly pursuing charges of sexual coercion and deprivation of freedom. According to Munich police, when officers arrived to question the woman and free Schulz, she invited two officers to join her in bed for a “quickie” – but an MPD spokesperson says that the officers declined.…Continue Reading
Schifferstadt, DE - A German gynecologist lost his physician’s license after being found to have a over 35,000 photographs and several videos of his naked patients. He has since filed an appeal to get that license back.
The doctor – identified in the press only as 56-year-old Dr. med. Joachim K. – came to the attention of authorities last November after medical assistants alerted them to his collection of photographs. To date, almost 2,000 female patients have been identified as having been photographed during examinations at his office.
“He stands accused of secretly taking photos of female patients’ private body parts,” local state prosecutor Lothar Liebing said. “We now need to make clear to what extent he has done this and, of course, why he did this.”
As a result of the investigation, the doctor’s practice was closed in November. At the time of the suspension and closure, 700 women had reportedly agreed to press charges – fully 85% of the women identified from their pictures. It is presumed that the remaining 15% were simply bitter that the doctor had failed to capture their ‘best side.’
The doctor, who has not yet been charged, will appear before an administrative hearing on April 19 at which he will seek to overturn that suspension.…Continue Reading
Munich, Germany – Remember your shock and dismay when, as a teen, you first ran across the strap-on that your mom used on your dad? If so, you have an idea of the trauma that has been caused to a 15-year-old German girl who – while flipping television channels – saw her parents on a program about swingers and sex clubs.
After reportedly stumbling upon the television program, the girl had the displeasure of seeing her mother wearing stockings and suspenders in a cage with her father nearby dressed as Batman while holding a sex toy. The resulting ‘emotional upset for their daughter’ prompted the couple to file a lawsuit against the German station RTL for ‘massive damages.’
An inquiry established that the production company responsible for producing the report for RTL was supposed to pixelate the couple’s faces – but reportedly ‘forgot.’ “Forgot,” of course, is television industry shorthand for “the pixelation process is really difficult with a donut in one hand and your johnson in the other.”
Despite the hard evidence, the parents were disappointed when told by the presiding judge that, in order to proceed with the lawsuit, the girl would have had to appear in court to testify and describe her shock – further deepening her trauma.…Continue Reading
Germany – I rarely have time to post foreign crimes as I like to focus on the ones in the US first — and God knows there is no shortage — but there was no way I could let this one pass by. A German father has been arrested and charged with castrating the man dating his teenage daughter. Helmut Seifert, 47, was not real happy when he found out that his 17-year-old daughter was dating 57-year-old Phillip Genscher. So he went to Genscher’s home and with the help of two of his co-workers, forced Genscher to take off his pants and then removed his manjigglies with the aid of a bread knife. “Genscher was fully conscious,” the London’s Telegraph reports. “The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.” Before Genscher bled to death, he was able to make it to a phone and call for help. He will survive, although permanently left the equivalent of a married man. Seifert is to go on trial for attempted murder next year and has not revealed the identity of the men who helped him.…Continue Reading
St. George Island, FL- 71-year old Marianne Bordt and her husband were vacationing with their 5-year old grandson, Camden Hiers, in Florida on Monday when the bitch did the unthinkable. After her husband went to the store, she drowned Camden in the bathtub. Bordt then tried to drown herself by wading into the Gulf of Mexico wearing heavy clothes, but, unfortunately, the crazy bitch was unsuccessful. When her husband, Heinz, came back from shopping, he found his wife returning from the beach soaking wet from the neck down and dressed in a red jacket and long underwear. When Mr. Bordt went into the house, he found his grandson lying in the bathtub with his face in the water. He pulled Camden out of the bathtub and placed him on the living room floor. Bordt told her husband that she killed the boy because she did not want him to grow up in a divorced home.…Continue Reading
Aachen, Germany – We open this story with a 35-year-old woman and a 74-year-old man in a supermarket parking lot. They both eyed the single empty shopping cart in the parking lot at the same time. They both wanted it – had to have it. They both laid hands on it at the same time. Tensions rose and a tug-of-war ensued. The woman’s 24-year-old brother entered the picture and threw a punch, knocking the older man to the ground. Victory was theirs!! The siblings, along with their 53-year-old mother, entered the grocery store with the beloved cart. That older man may have been down, but he sure as hell wasn’t out. He followed the trio into the store and proceeded to club the 24-year-old with salami. Well, the attack got mom all in a huff, so she armed herself with a sharp chunk of Parmesan cheese and attempted to stab the salami-wielding old guy with it. In the process, mom fell down and bonked her head on a glass display case.…Continue Reading