Gainesville, Florida–Victoria Thorp, 19, will go above and beyond to get a little nookie. Her boyfriend, 18-year-old Aquilla Wilson is doing time at the Santa Fe Work Release Center for drug charges…30 months, to be exact. Since the facility doesn’t allow conjugal visits, Victoria put her little pea-brain to work and came up with a brilliant idea–she’d break in to the prison, satisfy her appetite, and be on her merry little way when it was over. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, that’s what.

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Lori Beth & Craig Alan Kovens

Gainesville, FL–Imagine, for a minute, that you are a 10-year-old child. You wake up bright and early one morning to find your parents gone. There is no instructions, no note, no phone call, no indication as to where they have gone. The house is dirty and there is no food. The Kovens’ twin boys awoke to such a dilemma on New Year’s Day.

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Kristin Leigh Cruz

Gainesville, FL–I guess we can take Kristin Cruz’s name off the list for mother of the year. Because she is a complete moron, an incompetent mother, and a drunk, she is now facing a slew of charges ranging from hit-and-run, to battery, to child abuse.

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Gainesville, FL–The unhappy looking gent you see pictured above is 26-year-old Devin Anthony Perry. He is in trouble for stealing a fridge full of urine samples. Even his mad CSI skills didn’t prevent his arrest….

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Gainesville, FL – Kevin Andrew Otwell nearly killed his girlfriend’s two-month-old baby boy last week.  On Monday, Kevin and his girlfriend took the baby to the hospital for what Otwell tried to say was a fall into the baby bathtub.   Except that the baby’s diaper had blood in it, and an “unidentified clear fluid”, and the baby’s skull was broken like a jigsaw puzzle.   Damn those baby-raping, infant-abusing bathtubs, huh? [Read more...]