Ronald Miller Gets Hammered

Fort Wayne, IN - Ronald Miller, 56, has a thing for claw hammers. And garbage bags. And motor oil. And exhibitionism. All at the same time. On Monday night, a female Ft. Wayne police officer was driving down Miller’s street when she just happened to look over and see Mr. Motor Oil standing buck-ass naked in the large picture window of his living room. Miller’s Mr. Happy was standing erect, as if to say “Good evening, Officer!” in a jaunty salute. [Read more...]