Crestview, FL – Imagine going in to have some routine surgery performed, only to end up in a burn unit in another state because somehow your face had caught on fire during the procedure. That’s exactly what happened to a woman in Florida who is currently recovering from second-degree burns to her face and neck.
Kim Grice, 29, was a patient at the Crestview Surgery Center having three cysts removed from her head. For some reason that has yet to be explained, a flash fire erupted during the surgery and Grice’s face caught on fire.
The mother of three was rushed to an emergency room and then transferred to the University of South Alabama Medical Center. Fox News states the woman suffered horrific burns, and they weren’t exaggerating. Click here to see a pic of Grice as she was being transferred to the emergency room.
The North Okaloosa Medical Center said they were investigating how the fire started, but Crestview fire officials say that surgery fires can flare up when electric or heat-generating tools, like lasers, mix with alcohol, oxygen and surgical coverings.…
Continue ReadingWoman Calls Police On Boyfriend; Boyfriend Implicates Her In Hit-And-Run Death
December 1, 2011 at 7:48 am by kniption
Palm Harbor, FL - On Monday night, Heather Lynn Mayo called the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office to have deputies remove her boyfriend from their apartment. Robert Worden, 34, had reportedly just gotten out of the county jail after serving 40 days for obtaining property with a worthless check. Mayo said she was scared of him. Worden said he just wanted to see his 7-year-old daughter.
According to police, Worden agreed to leave. While walking out with the deputies, he pointed to a damaged Ford pick-up truck in the apartment complex parking lot and said he had a story to tell them.
Worden told deputies that – on February 4 – Mayo borrowed the pick-up belonging to a neighbor to make a marijuana run. Worden said that Mayo then texted him that she had struck a deer. Worden added that, a few weeks later, Mayo ‘broke down’ and told him that she had actually hit a person and that Mayo ‘knew the person was dead.’ She did not stop.
According to police, the person Mayo hit was Jeannie Fisher, 50.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Man Kidnapped Hooker’s Baby After Sex Act Was Interrupted
November 29, 2011 at 1:46 am by Jaded
Seville, FL — A disgruntled and frustrated John is accused of kidnapping an ugly hooker’s 1-year-old daughter after said hooker reportedly failed to “finish the job.”
According to police, while at a drug and alcohol-infused party Thursday evening, Carlos Rivera, 23, paid $2.00 an unknown amount of money to have sex with the child’s mother, 30-year-old Leah Wiley. Everything was supposedly all hunky dory until Wiley was called out of the room, leaving Rivera hanging and blue.
Instead of asking the hooker for a rain-check, refund, or 50% off coupon good on his next visit, Rivera apparently decided to walk off with the woman’s child at about 7:00 Friday morning. That’ll teach her!
With no food, water or other provisions, police say Rivera carried the child across U.S. Highway 17 and headed north. Along the way, though, Rivera worried that he might get in trouble for disappearing with the kid, so he left her in a field near a wooded area and hitched a ride outta there. He later called 911 to report the child missing. 
According to a news release from the Sheriff’s Office, Rivera initially told authorities he remembered a little girl was at the party Thursday night, but “now he doesn’t know what happened to her.”
“What he was saying wasn’t making sense,” Volusia County sheriff’s spokesman Gary Davidson said. ”But we knew it was something serious.”
And why didn’t her mother report her missing?…
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Marathon, FL –Maykel Borges, 32, was jailed on assault charges late last week after allegedly swinging a hatchet at a neighbor who refused to give him beer.
Witnesses told police Borges had been walking through the Trailerama mobile-home park all day Friday asking residents for beer. He was reportedly given several beers throughout the day, but when his kind neighbors had had enough and told him to go away, Borges got pissy. He left, but soon returned with hatchet in hand.
Borges apparently began arguing with people in the park upon his return, and at one point allegedly swung the hatchet at one man, cutting him on the side with it. Borges then dropped the weapon and ran.
Borges was arrested at his trailer Friday night, charged with aggravated assault and aggravated battery and booked into jail. Bond was set at $175,000.
The victim was treated at the hospital and released.
I’d spork my neighbor for an ice cold Arrogant Bastard Ale right about now. Just kiddin’…my neighbors drink Hamm’s.…
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Crystal River, FL — Jeffrey Clayton Bonney, 51, is facing felony charges after allegedly beating a woman and attacking her with a chainsaw over the weekend.
Deputies were called after witnesses heard screaming and yelling coming from inside the residence Saturday. When police arrived at the home, they found the woman bleeding profusely from a cut on her arm. Her nose was swollen and her right eye had been dotted. She reportedly told police she had fallen and cut herself on a lamp. When the officers asked to speak to Bonney, he hauled ass out the back door and into the woods.
In the living room, about 8 inches away from a large puddle of blood, officers found a chainsaw with what appeared to be human hair on it. I guess the “broken lamp” story didn’t fly…
Questioned again, the victim told police the gash in her arm stemmed from her attempt to protect her face when Bonney swung a chainsaw at her. She was transported to the hospital, where it took a few sutures and about 40 staples to close the wound.…
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Tampa, FL -- Our Facebook Page is fubar, our mobile theme is currently deactivated and people are getting script errors… it’s not a great way to start my Thanksgiving holiday.
So in an effort to keep my stress levels on an even keel, I’m just going to write some stories featuring people having worse days than myself, starting with a man who picked the wrong motorist to road rage on and got an ice pick to the head as a result.
It all happened on Monday morning when 62-year-old Alcisviades Polanco reportedly cut off 20-year-old Wathson Adelson (pictured) while driving down Manhattan Avenue.
Rightfully pissed, Adelson let his road rage get the better of him and sped around Polanco, got in front of him, and then slammed on his brakes. Adelson, standing at 6-foot-3 and weighing 260-pounds, got out of his car and walked back towards Polanco, who was a few inches shorter and a hundred pounds lighter than Adelson.
The two got into an argument that turned physical and ended when Polanco stabbed Adelson in the head with an ice pick he had retrieved from his car. Adelson was taken to the hospital where he is listed in critical condition.…
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Oakland Park, FL — Allow me to introduce the lovely Dorothy Cooper. Cute, no? She’s been charged with attempted murder after police say she stabbed her neighbor with a steak knife when he refused to give her $2.
Cooper reportedly approached neighbor Robert Martin Sunday and asked him to give her a couple bucks. Her request was promptly denied. Cooper then demanded $5. Martin, again, refused. At that point, police say Cooper attacked Martin with a large steak knife, stabbing him in the back and chasing him outside. Once Martin fell to the ground, Cooper walked away, leaving him for dead.
Martin was transported to the hospital with a stab wound to the back and one to the ass. Though he was initially listed in critical condition, he was not listed as a patient Monday afternoon.
When questioned, Cooper first told police she was provoked after Martin asked her for sex *shudder* and struck her in the face when she refused his advances. She then made with the truth, admitting that she stabbed Martin because he refused to give her the money she wanted.…
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. – Police have arrested a transgendered woman after they say she pretended to be a doctor and injected a mixture of cement, Fix-A-Flat, and mineral oil into a woman’s buttocks.
Oneal Ron Morris, 30, is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after injecting a client with the mixture and sealing the incision with superglue. Instead of the new mud flaps she was hoping for, the woman ended up in the hospital with a serious medical condition.
Police feel there may be more victims out there too afraid, or too embarrassed to admit they let this woman inject them with anything, to come forward. Any potential victims, or anyone with more information on Morris, should call Miami Gardens Police at 305-474-1420.
They also say Morris underwent a similar procedure herself. If she was hoping for an ass so big you could see it from the front, I’d say the procedure was a resounding success.
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Black Man Pretends To Be KKK, Burns Cross In Driveway To Scare Wife
November 17, 2011 at 9:47 am by kniption
Panama City, FL — LB and Donna Williams are a mixed-race couple married for seven years; LB is black, Donna is white. Earlier this month, police were called to the couple’s home on a report of a cross burning in their driveway.
“When I saw that cross burning, I was scared to death,” Donna Williams said. “I was terrified … we all were.”
Two days later, Donna found a note taped to the front door and the side entrance of the house. She paraphrased it as “They were watching us, I assumed me and the kids, and that I better not leave that [N-word],” She said that the note was signed “KKK.”
“When did the KKK start supporting black and white, interracial marriages?” she reportedly asked. I blame political correctness. It’s pervasive.
It was reported that Donna – a few minutes after she found the notes – noticed that the handwriting wasn’t exactly the same as her husband’s but it was similar enough for her to attribute it to him. But, since police were already involved, this one wasn’t simply going to be sorted out over dinner.…
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ORLANDO, Fla. – Officials say a woman angry about her daughter being bullied on Facebook, walked into her kid’s middle school and struck a student before instructing her daughter to fight.
The incident happened Tuesday morning at Lockhart Middle School where 30-year-old Leslie Thomas allegedly entered and struck a student near the cafeteria. She then told her daughter to fight the other girl, preventing others from stopping the brawl once it started, even striking another child in the process.
Thomas was arrested on charges of that included child abuse and battery. Her children have been removed from her and placed in the care of relatives. In the video attached to the link above, a reporter asks Thomas if she struck a child but you can’t hear her response because of a really long beep.
This isn’t the first bullying story we have posted where a mother encourages her daughter to fight while also getting in a few licks of their own. Daphne Melin, Chesica White, and Latena Fitzgerald are just a few mothers who, like Thomas, were frustrated over bullying and tried stopping it in the dumbest ways imaginable.…
Continue ReadingMan Accused Of Beating Girlfriend Just Minutes After Being Released From Jail
November 16, 2011 at 3:43 am by Jaded
Fort Myers, FL — Elijah Paul Love, 24, was arrested Saturday after police say he violently attacked his girlfriend in the parking lot of the Lee County Courthouse when she arrived to pick him up from jail. Because, you know, nothing says, “Thanks for the ride, babe!” quite like an ass kickin’.
Autumn Livingston, Love’s live-in girlfriend of five whole months, told police the recently released Love just “went crazy” after the two argued in the parking lot.
First, she said, Love threw her keys across the lot. When she exited the vehicle to retrieve them, Love allegedly grabbed her by the back of the neck and slammed her into the car. Love, with a cast on his arm, then reportedly proceeded to get all choky – putting the woman in a headlock and using his cast to take her breath away. Love’s a bitch, eh?
After a quick jab to Love’s nuts, the woman was able to break free and make a run for it. She ran toward the courthouse entrance and Love took off running across the street.…
Continue ReadingNo Jail For Woman, 92, Who Shot At Man Who Refused To Kiss Her
November 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm by Morbid
OCALA, Fla. – The elderly woman who shot into a man’s home after he refused to kiss her has been given two years probation.
We first posted about ol’ Helen Staudinger back in March after she wanted a kiss from her 53-year-old neighbor so bad, she refused to leave his house until she got one. Dwight Bettner has had issues with Staudinger before, the elderly woman saying he was supposed to be her man and had even tried to strangle a woman she thought he was having sex with.
On this occasion, Bettner rebuked Staudinger’s advances and escorted her out of his home. Scorned, Staudinger went to her house, grabbed her .380 semi-automatic handgun and squeezed off four shots at Bettner’s home, one bullet missing Bettner by inches. Staudinger, who told police she was aiming at Bettner’s car, was charged with aggravated assault and shooting into an occupied dwelling.
Prosecutors later decided not to pursue the charge of aggravated assault with a firearm. Staudinger has been ordered to stay away from Bettner and is no longer allowed to possess a firearm.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Man Blamed His Kids After Infant Porn Is Found On Computer
November 11, 2011 at 12:22 pm by Jaded
Orlando, FL — The stylish gent to the left is 33-year-old Robert Walker – he was jailed earlier this week after police found more than 500 pornographic images on his computer depicting graphic sexual acts involving children – infants included.
The investigation into Walker’s online activities began back in August. Police finally seized and searched his computer in late October, and that ultimately led to his arrest on Wednesday.
When questioned about the images, Walker reportedly tried to pin the blame on his 13- and 15-year-old children. Police, however, called bullshit when a forensic review determined that Walker’s profile was in use “on several personal programs” while the nasty files were being downloaded.
Walker was still behind bars yesterday, facing multiple child-pornography charges. A bail amount has not yet been made available.…
Continue ReadingWoman Disfigured By Meth Lab Fire Arrested For Another Meth Lab
November 11, 2011 at 9:43 am by Morbid
MILTON, Fla. – A woman in Florida , disfigured in a meth lab explosion, has been arrested again after police discovered a working meth lab in her trailer.
Police initially went to the trailer in an attempt to serve an arrest warrant but Heather Raybon, 31, and William Hindall told the officers that the man they were looking for, Brian Mauldin, was not there. Police wanted to find out for themselves so they the home to check things out.
Inside the trailer they found drug paraphernalia in plain view and the chemical smell associated with a meth lab. Properly equipped detectives were called in and would find 13 grams of meth powder, 32 grams of meth oil, a small metal pill bottle in Raybon’s purse that tested positive for meth and an active one pot meth lab in the bedroom.
Police arrested Raybon and Hindall for production of methamphetamine, trafficking methamphetamine, possession of felony drug equipment and possession of listed chemicals to manufacture meth. They are now being held in jail on a $35,000 bond.
People get busted for meth all the time, but the reason why this story is making the rounds is simply because of Raybon’s appearance and the fact she has continued her meth habit even after it face-f*cked her with fire.…
Continue ReadingMillionaire Found Guilty Of Murdering His Wife And Her Boyfriend
November 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm by Morbid
Clearwater, Florida - Yesterday a jury found a high powered executive for Jabil Circuit guilty of the 2008 shooting deaths of his wife and her lover.
Patrick Evans was in the middle of a divorce from Elizabeth, his wife of three years, when he busted into her Gulfport condo and found his estranged wife naked in the bed with her boyfriend, Gerry Taylor.
A 911 call was made from Elizabeth’s cordless phone, although no one speaks to the operator. In it you can hear Evans arguing with the pair before they are shot to death.
“Get on the bed,” Evans instructs the couple.
“Rick put the gun down. This is ridiculous, I am putting on a robe,” says Elizabeth.
“Get on the bed, Gerry!” Evans yells.
“I’ll sit down if you put down the gun,” Taylor responds.
Taylor is then shot in the throat at close range.
“Help help!” Elizabeth cries.
Then, instead of begging or pleading this asshole for her life, she asks her husband: ”Are you out of your fucking mind?”
She is then shot at close range.…
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Marathon, FL — According to a media release from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, a 2-month-old baby was cut on the forehead Monday as one woman attacked another in a fight over two slices of bread.
Around 7:00 Monday evening, police say 18-year-old Kenneshia Thurman knocked on her neighbor’s door and asked to borrow a couple slices of bread. When the neighbor, Justin Rodgers and his guest, Desanta Carey, refused to hand it over, she pitched a hellacious fit.
Rodgers and Carey tried to close the door, but Thurman wouldn’t budge. After a little pushin’ and shovin’, the couple managed to close the door, shutting Thurman out.
Police say Thurman then walked back to her own apartment, grabbed a knife and returned to Rodgers’ apartment. After forcing her way in, Thurman started swinging the knife in an attempt to stab Carey. She missed. She did, however, make contact with Carey’s infant, leaving a small cut on the kid’s head. The injury was minor and treated at the scene, but still…that’s just rude.…
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Naples, FL — At first glance, one might think that 22-year-old Jorge Silva would be damn lucky to convince one woman to sleep with him – hint: eyebrows – so to think he totally blew his chance at baggin’ two women at once, well…that’s Dreamin’ Demon material.
Silva was booked on battery charges Sunday after he reportedly got all kinds of violent before the planned ménage à trois with his wife and another woman even made it to second base.
Silva’s wife told deputies that her husband “freaked out” and started hitting her when the three of them began kissing. The wife said she and the other woman then beat feet into the bedroom and locked the door behind them. Silva reportedly managed to bust through the flimsy ass door and proceeded to pummel his wife. At one point, police say Silva picked up a television and swung it at the wife “like a bat.” After hitting her with the televison a couple of times, Silva dropped it on her. He then reportedly armed himself with another television and threw it at her.…
Continue ReadingMan Gets In Fight With Girlfriend, Tries To Overdose On Flinstone Vitamins
November 8, 2011 at 4:09 am by Jaded
Manatee County, FL — Before you even ask, no, I did not manipulate the mugshot to the left….his neck really is that long.
Aaron Hostetler, 21, was booked on domestic battery charges Thursday for allegedly roughing-up his girlfriend after she thwarted his half-assed suicide attempt.
According to the arrest affidavit, Hostetler, reportedly despondent over an imminent break-up with the girlfriend, did his best to make it appear as if he wanted to die by swallowing a handful of pills. The girlfriend, presumably assuming said pills were sleeping pills, attempted to intervene. For her effort, Hostetler allegedly “slammed” her and pushed her to the ground.
The damn drama queen later told deputies the “sleeping pills” were actually Flintstone Chewable Vitamins. Yabba-Dabba Dumbass.
Charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic battery, Hostetler posted $4,250 bond and was released. He’s due back in court on December 6.…
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DeBary, FL — A man “in fear of his life” called 911 Halloween night to report he was being chased by a group of thugs. “I need you guys to follow me I’m scared right now!” he said. “Come on!” He gave the dispatcher his location and described the clothing he was wearing so he’d be easy to spot. Good thing the cops caught up with him before the thugs did. Or not….
Turns out the thugs were a group of teenagers intent on dishing out a little street justice after one of their own accused the running man of raping her.
According to police, 22-year-old Mario Berger was at a house party with a bunch of teens and decided to make a liquor run. He reportedly asked a 15-year-old girl he’d just met if she’d like to accompany him, and off they went.
On the way, Berger allegedly forced the girl into a wooded area near DeBary City Hall and raped her on a picnic table. The girl later told police Berger shoved his shirt in her mouth to stifle her screams.…
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Palm Coast, FL – If, by chance, you were the individual who urinated in the pneumatic deposit tube of a Florida bank drive-thru, police would like to speak with you.
According to Flagler County Sheriffs deputies, last Wednesday morning a man pulled up to the RBC Bank drive-thru and asked if the bank sold money orders. The teller told him “no.” The man reportedly mumbled something about bad customer service and, after a short delay, drove away.
Not long after, another customer drove up to the drive-thru and retrieved the tube. The liquid contents of the tube – which the unsuspecting customer reported as smelling like urine – spilled out onto both her and her car. At this point, you could safely say she was pissed.
It was reported that the bank employee who had spoken to the man inspected the tube and ‘determined the liquid to be urine.’ His particular method of forensic analysis was not reported and, so, is left to the imagination.
An investigation is underway.…
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