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Woman Accused Of Kicking Random Pedestrians In The BabymakerBradenton, FL — Ever have one of those days where you just feel like running around kicking members of the general public in the genitals? Don’t lie…. I know it’s not just me.

According to Manatee County Police, 38-year-old Katina Jane Collins did just that earlier this week.

The arresting officer was presumably just hanging out in his patrol car Tuesday afternoon when the following message flashed across his MDT:

“A woman with long braids and red pants was on a street kicking people in genitals and running around kicking a man.”

No word on whether she was giggling as she did so.

The officer spotted a female who matched the description, Collins, and asked her to walk towards him, police say.

Collins first walked, then ran away from the deputy — but then stopped dead in her tracks, turned to the left and popped the pursuing deputy in the face with a closed fist, knocking his sunglasses off.

The deputy was able to restrain and handcuff Collins.

According to jail records, just 12 days prior, Collins had been booked for battery on a police officer, fire-fighter or EMT.…

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Mom Pleads Guilty To Pimping Out 6 Year Old Daughter To Homeless MenJacksonville, FL — Last year we reported on 35-year-old Dalina Nicholas, the woman accused of repeatedly pimping her six-year-old daughter out to homeless men in exchange for cash and crack. The other day she pleaded guilty to four counts of child neglect.

For those of you who missed the original story, police were flagged down by a homeless man who reported witnessing Nicholas’ daughter being sexually assaulted while he was in her home doing drugs. He said that over a two year period, he had witnessed the girl being sexually abused by other men, including a time when Nicholas accepted $20 from a man and then instructed her daughter to get naked so the man could perform oral sex on her.

He finally decided to do something about it after the girl confided to him what was happening to her and asked him to help her make it stop. The investigation that followed would lead to the arrest of Nicholas, who had fled to Georgia, and four men. Quinn Brooks, 57, and Ryan Harrover, were charged with sexual battery and lewd or lascivious molestation while John Hagans, 48, and Norman Thompson, 52, were charged with sexual battery.…

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Woman Fatally Shoots Ex Boyfriend As He Clings To Hood Of Her CarOcala, FL — A woman who police say shot her ex-boyfriend as he clung to the hood of her moving car will not be charged in his death.

Nikki McNeil, 33, told authorities her ex-boyfriend and father of her three children, Lamark Tucker Sr., 36, became angry when she refused to discuss the status of their relationship while dropping off their children for visitation Saturday evening.

He grabbed her keys and cellphone, she said, in an attempt to keep her from leaving, but she was able to locate a spare key and started the car.

As she was backing out of the driveway, Tucker jumped on the hood and held tight for a good 10-miles or so, threatening her the entire time.

Fortunately, the children were not in the car.

Police say McNeil stopped the car at least two or three times as she was driving down the road with Tucker clinging to the car, asking people to call 911. Several motorists complied.

As she drove, she said she demanded Tucker get off the roof, but he refused and continued to yell at her.…

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Man Accused Of Trying To Shove Engagement Ring Down Girlfriends Throat  Orlando, FL — A man in Florida has been arrested after police say he assaulted his fiancee and tried forcing her engagement ring down her throat.

On Sunday, police responded to a Florida Walmart after a woman there called to report she had been physically assaulted by her boyfriend of four years.

The woman told police that her boyfriend, 29-year-old Faron Thompson, got into an argument after she informed him she wanted to move out. In response, Thompson allegedly grabbed his girlfriend’s engagement ring and tried shoving it down her throat.

She also said that he shoved her against a wall as she held their 1-year-old baby and covered her face with his hands to keep her from breathing. When he threatened to burn down the house, she called him a psycho and he shoved her and their baby out the front door. That’s when she called police and arranged to meet a deputy at a nearby Walmart.

Police located Thompson and charged him with battery via strangulation and child neglect.…

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Naked Man Breaks Into Home, Masturbated On Floor And Shit EverywhereNORTH FORT MYERS, FL - I have no idea what kind of drugs 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni was on the other day, but I want to know so I can make sure I get some.

On Monday, a Florida man went to investigate noises he heard on his roof and discovered a naked Bruni running around on top of his house. Bruni jumped from the roof, partially landing on the man, and then ran inside the man’s home.

According to the reports, Bruni grabbed a 72-inch television off a wall and smashed it on the ground before emptying the contents of a wet-dry vac. As Bruni was eating the contents of the vacuum off the floor, the homeowner’s wife retrieved a .38 revolver and fired three shots at Bruni, missing him.

Undeterred by the gunfire, Bruni fell to the ground and masturbated before running into another room and began rubbing his face into any articles of clothing he found. The homeowner retrieved a shotgun and aimed it Bruni, instructing him to lay down.…

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Argument Over Radio Station Leads To Stabbing

January 22, 2013 at 6:28 am by  

Argument Over Radio Station Leads To StabbingSt. Petersburg, FL — Yeah, you know this one is all about the mugshot, baby…

The handsome gent to the left, 58-year-old Willie Brown, was jailed Wednesday after police say he stabbed his roomie several times during an argument over a radio station.

According to police, Brown and his roommate, 72-year-old Abraham Shedrack, got into a verbal altercation after disagreeing about which radio station to listen to.

Investigators say the spat at the Palace Mobile Home Park quickly turned violent that evening, with Brown leaving at least 10 new holes in Shedrack’s body before it was over.

Why, yes, alcohol was a factor. Well, alcohol and whatever it is in the water supply out there that makes people ugly and batshit crazy.

Shedrack was taken to Bayfront Medical Center with life-threatening injuries, officials said.

Brown was booked in the Pinellas County Jail and is being held without bail. He has been charged with attempted first-degree murder.

While researching this story, I came across another link referring to a second stabbing in the same mobile home park… same night, damn near the same time.…

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Man Confesses To Biting Off Girlfriends Thumb During Argument  Palm Bay, FL – Police in Florida say a man bit off his girlfriend’s left thumb and spit it on the floor of his car after an argument earlier this week.

According to Palm Bay police spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez, hospital staff called police after the woman showed up for treatment Wednesday.

“The nurse advised (the victim) was treated for a severed left thumb, and that the woman continued to say “I can’t believe he bit my finger off,’” she said.

I have to wonder how many cuss words Ms. Martinez left out of the above statement. I’m guessing about fifteen…

The victim was gone by the time police arrived at the hospital, but they quickly located her and learned a confession had already been made.

Police say the woman’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, 35-year-old Ricardo Marquis Davis, admitted to biting the woman’s thumb clean off after the two argued.

“He was driving her to work, she works at a Taco Bell in Palm Bay,” Martinez said. “During the course of the drive down to work they got into a verbal argument, and she basically became upset.…

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Woman Charged After Cutting Boyfriend, Injuring K 9 Officer With CatOrlando, FL — I’m a little late with this one, but Night Train, ya know….

Lisa Frink, 45, is facing multiple charges after allegedly poking a couple new holes in her live-in boyfriend because he refused to hand over his food stamp card. That isn’t exactly why I chose to feature her, though – the decision was made when I learned she attempted to resist her impending arrest by throwing a cat at a K-9 officer.

No, animal cruelty isn’t funny. Yes, using a cat as a weapon is. Because they’re evil.

Frink, off of her meds, apparently flipped her shit at the boyfriend’s refusal, armed herself with a couple of kitchen knives and started slashing. The man was left with deep lacerations on the face and neck.

Frink fled after the alleged attack, but police were able to track her to a nearby shed. When she refused to come out with her hands up, a couple of K-9 officers were sent in to retrieve her.

The arrival of the critters did nothing on the cooperation front, so one of the dogs, Bolt, was ordered to bite.…

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Man, 68, Dies After Jumping Onto Rear Of Moving Car  Palm Coast, Florida – A 68 year old man is dead after jumping on the trunk of the Hyundai Sonata his wife was driving away from their home.

The highway patrol investigator in charge of the case says many details are not available to give the public right now as the investigation is ongoing.

What they have stated is that before Richard Resnicoff fell of the car, he and his wife, 65 year old Lucille Horton, had some sort of domestic dispute. So far, it is unknown whether he hopped on the vehicle before she was in motion or if she was already roaring off.

The couple’s next-door neighbor, Bill Wescoski, reports he saw the car driving down the street and originally thought it was kids joyriding. At some point it struck him that it was, in fact, his neighbor Richard hanging onto the back.

“And I said, ‘Hey, that’s our neighbor.’ And as he goes down, and then the car sped up, you saw his feet up in the air,” described Wescoski.…

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Woman Accused Of Biting Off Half Of Boyfriends EarVOLUSIA COUNTY, FL – A woman is in jail after police say she attacked her boyfriend and bit off half his ear.

On Monday, 53-year-old Steve Bolin syas he was just trying to enjoy a bowl of spaghetti when he and his girlfriend, 32-year-old Sarah Wulchak got into an argument. When the argument turned physical, Bolin says he retreated to the bedroom. That’s when he says Wulchak jumped on his back, scratched his face and then chomped down on his ear.

Bolin says he felt a sharp pain in his left ear and tried to pull away, possibly hitting Wulchak in the process. After Wulchak let go, Bolin looked in the mirror and found that the top half of his ear was missing. Bolin said that at first, he wasn’t going to pres charges against Wulchak, but decide to report Wulchak on Tuesday because “he couldn’t stand how his ear looked.”

Police located Wulchak at a Howard Johnson motel where she admitted getting into a physical fight with Bolin, but claimed it was in self-defense.…

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Scorned Wife Craps On Kitchen Floor After Finding Hubby With Another WomanVero Beach, FL - Brenda Schumann reportedly found her estranged husband in bed with his naked girlfriend and did what any scorned woman would do in the same circumstances; she took a shit on the kitchen floor.

According to police, late last month, Brenda Shumann, 51, barged into her soon-to-be-ex-husband’s bedroom at 2:30 am carrying a rifle and threatening to kill him and his lover.  Her husband was able to get the gun away from her.  Not to be defeated that easily, she then urinated on the carpet outside the bedroom then proceeded to the kitchen where she defecated on the floor.  She then found a second rifle and vandalized the house with it, smashing mirrors, pictures and Christmas decorations.

Her rage and her bowels finally empty, she vacated the premises, leaving the rifle behind.

Brenda was located at her nearby home later, resisted arrest, which almost never works, and is now charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, battery and resisting arrest.

She is quoted as saying to her arresting deputies, “I found him in bed with a naked chick. …

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Woman Accused Of Beating Ex Husband, Dragging Him Behind TruckSAMSULA, FL —  A woman and her brother are in jail and facing a shitload of charges after being accused of beating the snot out of the woman’s ex-husband, then dragging him a half-mile behind a truck.

Jeanette Morris is a 61-year-old truck driver who allows her ex-husband, 54-year-old Robert Hall, to live in her home until she pays off $1,300 she owes him. The pair agreed that while Morris was out on the road, Hall would take care of her animals and would not have women in her home.

Hall did not follow the rules, and Morris became very, very upset after learning he’d had a woman at the house while she was out of town. On Tuesday, Morris showed her displeasure while drinking vodka with Hall and her brother, 63-year-old Harold Anderson.

The siblings turned violent, shocking Hall several times with a stun gun and punching him repeatedly in the face. Then, at gunpoint, Hall had red twine tied around his wrists and ankles. He was attached to the back of a Ford F-150 truck and then dragged for half a mile.…

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Naked Intruder Shot After Attacking Dog, HomeownerMiami, FL – According to police, an unidentified homeowner heard his dog making a racket at about 5:00 Wednesday morning. He walked outside to find a naked man choking the shit out of his Rottweiler on his front porch.

That nekkid man was later identified as 20-year-old Jeffery Delice.

The homeowner confronted Delice and attempted to free his dog. At that point, police say, Delice attacked, biting and choking the homeowner.

Fearing for his life, the homeowner fired his gun twice, hitting the nekkid intruder once. In the foot.

When that failed to keep the crazed man down, the homeowner shot again. Unfortunately, the gun jammed. He did, however, manage to pin the crazy nekkid dude down while family members called for help.

When police arrived, the hungry little fucker tried to bite them, too.

Delice was transported to the hospital for the gunshot wound and is expected to make a full recovery. No word on whether drugs or alcohol were involved. *coughbathsaltscough*

He’s been charged with, among other things, assault, resisting arrest with violence, lewd and lascivious behavior and animal cruelty.…

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Man Celebrates The End Of 2012 By Punching Random Woman, Getting Nekkid Stock Island, FL — Yes, Demonites, another story out of Florida. Three in one morning. Must be a record or something….

Meet Deni Noa. He reportedly celebrated the New Year by punching some random female driver in the eye (one of Morbid’s sick fantasies), getting nekkid, and fighting with police.

Yep, according to police, Noa approached a vehicle stopped at a red light, reached inside the window, and popped the female behind the wheel before disappearing into the night. Presumably while cackling maniacally and drooling. Maybe even skipping….

As an officer was taking the woman’s statement, he heard a report over the radio about a man lying on a roadway nearby.

The officer responding to that call reported seeing a man laying on the street all nekkid and stuff. He also reported seeing two other men at the scene… they were apparently struggling with the nekkid guy and trying to stuff him in the trunk of their car.

Turns out the two other men on the scene were Noa’s brothers. Know why they were trying to stuff Noa in the trunk?…

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Man Sought For Brutalizing, Raping Miniature HorseMarion County, FL — Florida police are on the lookout for a man accused of injuring and brutally raping a miniature horse.

Abby Conder, the owner of said horse, said her world class minis have been under attack since May.

“She had been severely brutalized,” Conder said of one of her horses. “She had been raped both by a man and by several objects. She was so hematomed on the back and so bloody, that she looked like they put her whole bottom through a garbage disposal.”

The horse fucker apparently left his DNA behind… but without a suspect, that means squat.

Conder first purchased a dog to protect the horses, only to have the poor thing beaten to death. She and her husband then invested in a surveillance camera and live internet feed. They got their first look at him on Saturday.

“He inspected the horses that were on the left first to see what horses were in stalls,” Conder said. “They are tied to the corner to the fence, where they have been abused and been tortured.…

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Man Attacks Friend With Bat After He Refuses ThreesomeVero Beach, FL – Robert Briley, 44, was arrested on an  assault charge back in December, after allegedly swinging a bat at his friend because dude refused to partake in a threesome with Briley and his wife.

Well, kinda….

According to the unidentified prude friend, Briley had been drinking quite heavily the day before the alleged incident, and repeatedly requested the friend get naughty with him and his wife. Briley apparently wanted the friend to be the recipient of a blowjob, courtesy of the wife, before the act of three-way copulation commenced.

The 37-year-old friend told police he kept saying no, but Briley kept at it. Eventually, the friend caved and agreed to take Mrs. Briley into his room. Alone. (Someone apparently doesn’t get the whole ménage à trois thingeh)?

Anyway, that’s about the time Briley started swingin’ his big ol’ bat around. Heh…giggity.

Fortunately for the friend, neither Briley nor his bat managed make contact  - no injuries were reported.

The friend managed to escape the home unscathed, but later told police he was still a little skeer’d of Briley because in addition to the bat, Briley had guns in the residence.…

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Get Off First And Leave Your Woman Hanging? Thats A BeatinManatee County, FL — A 50-year-old Florida woman is facing battery charges after police allege she roughed up her 32-year-old boyfriend because the bastard blew his load and failed to finish her off during a mutual oral sex session.

Ahhh, Florida… you never fail to disappoint.

According to the police report, Jennie Scott and her long-term on again-off again boyfriend, Jilberto Deleon, were sixty-nining late Thursday evening, when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” This, of course, led to a stabbing an argument.

At some point during the argument, witnesses say, Scott turned violent, punching and scratching Deleon.

Witnesses claim Scott armed herself with a stick and began beating Deleon. Fortunately for him, he was able to disarm her and hand the stick off to one of the witnesses before he lost an eye or something.

Undeterred, Scott reportedly picked up a nearby wrench and threatened to brain Deleon, but was grabbed from behind and disarmed once again.

Scott later told police that not only was she angry about Deleon’s apparent lack of oral skills, she was also pissed because she had heard him having sex with another woman on the phone earlier that day.…

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Man In Wheelchair Stabbed To Death Inside McDonaldsOrlando, FL – A man in Orlando is facing murder charges after police say he stabbed a wheelchair-bound man to death while trying to rob them inside a McDonald’s.

Authorities say that on Christmas evening, 38-year-old Jerry Tyson walked into the McDonald’s and tried taking money out of the victim’s hand as they were paying for their food.

When the victim refused to let go of his cash, Tyson stabbed them multiple times with a butcher knife. He then ran from the store where another customer tried to hit Tyson with their car.

The attempt was unsuccessful and Tyson fled into some nearby woods. Police would later locate Tyson hiding behind a tree after bringing in a K-9 unit that would also bite Tyson in the leg. He was arrested and charged with second-degree murder, robbery and resisting an officer with violence.

The unidentified victim was taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center, where he died. Employees at the McDonald’s said both Tyson and the victim had come into the McDonald’s before and were known to the employees.…

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Man Accused Of Beating Children For Farting In Car

December 22, 2012 at 2:14 pm by  

Man Accused Of Beating Children For Farting In CarDeLand, FL – A Florida man has been accused of taking a belt to three young children because one of them farted in the car and failed to own up to it.

Austin Davis, 32, was taken into custody Thursday in connection with the incident, which apparently occurred sometime during Thanksgiving Day weekend.

According to police, Davis was traveling with the children when one of ‘em let a juicy one rip. He apparently became unhinged when the kiddos zipped their lips and refused to tattle on the butt trumpeter, and each got a taste of the belt.

The beatings were so severe, police say, the children had significant bruising and painful injuries. A female relative close to the children took photos of the alleged injuries, but for whatever reason, didn’t inform the authorities until just recently.

The photos reportedly showed a 6-year-old with dark bruising to the legs, buttocks and thighs. A 12-year-old also had dark bruises on his legs and thighs. And a 9-year-old refused to have pictures of his bruises taken because he feared retaliation if Davis found out he reported the incident.…

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Man Tried Drowning Wife In Dog’s Water Bowl During Fight Over Pizza ORANGE CITY, FL – Richard Watson has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly trying to drown his wife in a dog’s water bowl after arguing about an under cooked pizza.

It happened Wednesday night as Richard and his wife, Debra, settled in with two frozen pizzas and began watching the 12-12-12 charity event on television.

After realizing his pizza was still raw, Richard threw a tantrum then threw his plate of food at the front door. In response, Debra threw her plate of food as well. This enraged Richard, so he tackled Debra to the ground and then held her head in a dog’s water bowl that contained three inches of water.

Debra said she wasn’t sure if he was using his hands or his knee to hold her head in place, but she’s positive she heard him say he was going to kill her. After managing to break free, Debra said Richard began strangling her in the living room by the front door.

“She felt her life was going to end,” said Orange City Cmdr.…

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