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JACKSONVILLE, FL – A Florida man was killed last week after he got tangled up in the machinery of the street sweeper he was operating.

The accident happened early Saturday morning in a McDonald’s parking lot when 49-year-old Robert Shiver apparently tried getting something out from under his sweeper.

A couple at the shopping center said they heard Shiver screaming for help and found Shiver partially stuck inside the sweeper’s vacuum system.

There was nothing that could be done for Shiver at the point because, according to the report, he was already dead.

Police are trying to figure out exactly how the accident happened, and hope that nearby surveillance cameras may help.

“Businesses in the area have some surveillance,” Sgt. Mark Musser of the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said, “We’ll be reviewing that to see exactly what occurred. No foul play, it just appears to be a terrible accident at this point.”

The company that owns the sweeper, Countryside Power Sweeping, has declined to comment on Shiver’s death.

A GoFundMe account has been created to help the family pay for Shiver’s funeral.…

MIAMI, FL – A man is facing animal cruelty charges after he killed his mother’s pets after his parents refused to let him have $50, say police.

Last Thursday, 28-year-old Jimmy Cardona threatened his mother over the phone and sent a text to his father demanding the money “or something bad was going to happen.”

His father ignored the message and, as a result for not giving him the money he wanted, Cardona proved his threat was not groundless.

After leaving the home and returning hours later, Cardona’s mother found her pet chicken cut into pieces and strewn all over her bed. In the backyard she found the lifeless body of her Pomeranian.

Police were called and once at the residence, Cardona’s father showed them a video his son had sent that showed the dead chicken scattered on the bed. The Pomeranian was alive when the video was recorded.

When police caught up with Cardona, he denied killing the animals and claimed his mother had killed the chicken herself for religious purposes.…

MARION COUNTY, FL – Police have arrested a 68-year-old man for sexually assaulting an 8-year-old girl he says was asking for it.

The incident happened last July when Sydney “Dread” Markland allegedly lured the girl into his home by asking her help him carry food into his house.

Once inside, Markland sexually assaulted the little girl, police say, adding that DNA samples taken from the girl’s clothing matched Markland’s.

When questioned, Markland admitted to the assault but said the girl was dressed provocatively and that her actions suggested she wanted wanted some of his lovin’. Markland added that in his culture, his actions with the girl were totally acceptable.

 

Police believe Markland might have sexually assaulted other children in his neighborhood and are asking anyone with information about other possible victims to call Detective Daniel Pinder at 352-368-3508 or Crime Stoppers at 352-368-STOP.

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VIERA, FL – An elderly man died after hitting a fire hydrant and then getting sucked into a hole made by the rushing water.

The freak accident happened on Wednesday after 89-year-old Robert Dreyer accidentally hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road.

Police say the collision was minor, but the impact caused water to spew from the hydrant.

Witnesses said Dreyer appeared unhurt when he got out of his car, but the ground had given way because of the rushing water and he dropped straight down into a 5-foot-deep, watery grave.

“There was a divot in the space where the fire hydrant used to be and right adjacent to his driver’s door,” said Channing Taylor with the Florida Highway Patrol. “He fell into that divot”

Witnesses pulled Dreyer out of the water moments later, but he would be pronounced dead after being transported to Viera Hospital. It was his 89th birthday.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers are investigating the incident.

MARGATE, FL – A man charged with murdering his girlfriend is claiming that the death was accidental, and that she choked to death on his dick.

In 2015, police found the body of 60-year-old Francisca Marquinez inside her apartment after her boyfriend, 65-year-old Richard Patterson called his attorney and directed him to summon police to her apartment.

Marquinez was found lying face down on a bed and by the amount of decomposition that had already occurred, she’d been there for days. Officers would also recover a bag filled with paper towels and tissues stained with blood and semen.

Because her body had been in the apartment for up to 24 hours, the medical examiner was unable to find any signs of trauma or determine an exact cause of death.

However, Patterson was arrested and charged with her murder a week later after texting his daughter and a friend, claiming he “did something bad,” had choked his girlfriend of four months because his medications made him “crazy.”

Now, with his May 15 murder trial quickly approaching, Patterson and his attorney have offered up a defense — Marquinez died after choking on Patterson’s schlong.…

DAYTONA BEACH, FL – Police have arrested a man after they say he fatally punched a woman in the face after he had fondled her against her will.

The incident happened at the Oyster Bay pub at around 12:20 a.m. Saturday when 36-year-old Michael Lamothe walked into the bar and hugged 54-year-old Debra Jost from behind while grabbing her breasts.

Jost told the goofy-looking dipshit to get off her and another man in the bar told Lamothe to leave. Lamothe punched the man and they began fighting, but Lamothe eventually left the bar.

He returned several minutes later with a friend but Jost tried closing the door to keep him out. Lamothe responded by punching Jost in the face, causing her to fall backward and hit her head on the floor.

Jost was bleeding from her nose and mouth when she was taken to the hospital, and would die the next day.

Lamothe was initially arrested and charged with aggravated battery, but that charge was upgraded to manslaughter after Jost died from her injuries. …

PONCE INLET, FL – A man has been arrested after he beat his 9-month-old Labrador retriever to death because the dog made a mess in his house while he was at work.

Police responded to the home of 43-year-old Travis Archer after a neighbor called just before midnight Saturday to report hearing him beating the crap out of his dog.

When officers arrived, they could hear what sounded like Archer punching his 9-month-old puppy. Archer told them he was just discipling the dog for tearing up his house while he was at work.

When police went inside the home, they found torn papers and and CD cases on the ground and a large hole in the drywall where Archer allegedly threw the puppy.

When they went out to the backyard, they found Ponce lying on its side with its head resting against a fence. The dog appeared to have been gagged, say police, and he was bleeding severely from its mouth.

Officers said they also found blood stains all over the fence next to the dog’s body and a bloody knot rope.…

Pinellas County, FL — This cheery looking lass is 20-year-old Alexis Williams. She’s been accused of secretly filming two residents at an assisted living facility having sex, then posting it on Snapchat.

The alleged filming and posting occurred sometime in August of last year.

The sneaky perv apparently spotted the two residents as they were doing their thing in a private room at the Bristol Court Assisted Living Facility, and decided to capture the moment.

The victims, police say, were an 81-year-old woman and a 59-year-old man — both were unaware they were being spied on. 81 and still have enough energy to bang? I’m impressed. Hell, I’m nowhere near that age and I need a nap immediately after waking up from a nap.

One of Williams’ followers saw the snap and tipped the facility as to what was going on. After months of investigating, authorities made an arrest Wednesday.

Williams, who was released from custody shortly after her arrest, had this to say: “I asked them, ‘Where’s their proof?’ and I won’t say nothing else until they give me proof,” she told Bay News upon her release.…

Riverview, FL — Authorities say Joshua Carmona killed his mother with a baseball bat and a butcher knife on her 39th birthday.

Carmona hinted to police that he may have been considering killing his mother and stepfather for quite some time, due to “ongoing family issues.” He woke up Monday and decided it was the day to follow through.

Tahirih Lua D’Angelo was found dead Monday, in the home she shared with her husband and their 3-year-old daughter, as well as Carmona.

Carmona reportedly told police he distracted his mother, then knocked her upside the head with a baseball bat, multiple times, before stabbing her in the neck with a butcher knife.

He then hopped in her car and picked his half-sister up from daycare. He was arrested that same afternoon.

The sheriff’s office says there is no history of violence in the home.

“There are no reports, we’ve never received a report,” said Office Colonel Donna Lusczynski. “And according to members of the family, there’s been no physical violence or no incidents of domestic violence that they’ve reported or we’ve learned through the course of our interviews.”

Police say Carmona was once arrested in Pennsylvania for car burglary, simple assault, and drug possession.…

Mims, FL — William Tolley was arrested for trying to make a buck by selling lewd photos and videos of a teen to her brother.

Tolley apparently found the content on a cellphone he had recently purchased from the teen girl’s ex-boyfriend. Not only did he try to sell the pics, he was kind of gross about it.

The cellphone originally belonged to the teen victim, but after a breakup with her boyfriend last summer, it was left behind with some other belongings.

After scrolling through the pics and videos, Tolley found the girl’s brother in her contacts and started texting him.

“Hey, tell (your sister) I got her old Stylo phone, and I really loved the pictures and videos of her that she had on it,” Tolley reportedly wrote to the boy. “Best kind (you) can get from girls. … Naked ones.”

He continued with…..

“(You) want to see her naked, don’t (you)?” Tolley wrote in the messages, investigators said. “Hey, tell her when she gets tired of not getting stuff she wants, (hit me up) OK.”

Tolley then requested $10 for each of the photos and $30 for each video.…

Stuart, FL — A 42-year-old man has been accused of punching his girlfriend, and striking her with a dildo, because she insulted his love making skills. *cough* whiskey dick! *cough*

Eric Pritsch was charged with battery following the incident, which was reported earlier this month.

According to the arrest affidavit, Pritsch’s girlfriend, 58-year-old Carol Favuzza, flagged down a deputy on February 7, and asked him to call police, as she had been assaulted. The officer apparently had to inform her he was the police.

Favuzza told the deputy Pritsch punched her in the face because, while they were copulating, she told him, “You’re not a man, you’re a mouse.”

Favuzza went on to say that Pritsch hit her in the back several times with a dildo and some sort of cord. The officer failed to find any marks on the woman’s back, but did notice swelling to her face. He also noticed the woman smelled strongly of alcohol.

Pritsch, also apparently shitfaced, denied striking the woman. According to him, he had been asleep for several hours.…

Flagler County, FL — William Walsh has been arrested and charged with child abuse after police say he smacked one young girl on the ass and tried to lure another away from her bus stop.

According to police, Walsh approached a 14-year-old girl in late January and said, “Hey, let me get some of that,” and slapped her on the ass.

The girl’s grandmother reported the incident to police, but deputies were unable to identify the man and closed the case. They did, however, beef up patrols in the area where the alleged ass slapping took place.

This past Friday, Walsh apparently approached an 8-year-old girl waiting at her bus stop and showed her a drawing of a puppy, telling her the dog was lost and he needed her help.

After speaking with parents and other children who got on and off the bus at that particular intersection, investigators learned that Walsh was almost a fixture at that bus stop and has tried talking to numerous children when there were no adults around.…

Daytona Beach, FL — Two grown ass men and a teenager were arrested Tuesday after allegedly beating a Navy Vet who asked them to stop torturing a turtle.

Gary Blough told police his wife had been walking outside with their toddler when she spotted the men knocking the turtle around.

Blough said the men were repeatedly slamming the turtle to the concrete, shell side down. He kindly asked them to stop, he said, and allow the turtle to get back to the water.

Unfazed, one of the little bitches, later identified as 18-year-old Johnnie Beveritt, reportedly picked up the turtle and threw it down on the sidewalk. The two other men, Ryan Ponder, 23, and a 16-year-old boy, kicked the turtle toward an apartment building away from the pond.

Blough then asked his wife to call police and attempted to rescue the injured turtle.

“They started hitting the back of my head and started punching me. I was able to fend off a little bit but I mean three of them, they got the better of me,” he said.…

Lakeland, FL — Howard Van Sweringen has a name like an old timey cartoon villain and a police record after allegedly stalking a woman and tossing his dog at her.

Kristina Fuller, speaking with a reporter from WFLA, claims what started out as a normal Thursday morning quickly turned into a morning of OMGWTF. Basically.

Fuller was in the drop off line at Lakeland High, when an unfamiliar man cut in front of the line of school buses, blocking traffic, and waved her on and out. She waved a ‘thanks’ and went on her way.

After she pulled away from the school, she noticed the man was on her ass. Every corner she turned, there he was.

It was at a red light, she says, that shit took a turn for the bizarre.

“He got out of his vehicle, came up to my window and threw his dog on me. I thought it was going to bite me or something so I tossed the dog back at him. He got back in his vehicle and started hitting my truck, trying to push it into the intersection,” Fuller said.…

Lehigh Acres, FL — I’m sure the last thing you want to read about, as you eat your bagels and sip your morning cup of joe, is septuagenarian sex. Well, you’re gonna. Kinda.

Allow me to introduce 76-year-old Donald Royce. He’s currently nursing a ragin’ case of blue balls behind bars at the Gray Bar Motel, after shooting his 62-year-old bride in the booty for refusing to consummate their 6 months of wedded bliss.

Royce told police he didn’t intend to shoot the woman, he just wanted to scare her a little so she’d give in. Cause, you know, having a gun pointed at you is hot. He intended to shoot the mattress where the wifey was sitting, he said, but ended up hitting her in the ass and hip.

The couple’s roommate said she heard two gun shots, and when she went to see what happened, Royce pointed the gun at her. She says she convinced him to let her call to get his wife medical help.

When officers arrived at the home, Royce said, “I shot her and the gun is in my room.” He then said he felt bad when he realized she had actually been shot.…

Fight Over Juice Box Leads To A Stabbin’

January 26, 2017 at 3:41 am by  

St. Augustine, FL — One man is sporting a disfigured jaw, and another is looking at jail time after a fight broke out between roommates Tuesday. A fight over a juice box.

Tavage Tobler, 18, and his 44-year-old roomie reportedly got into it after the roomie helped himself to Tobler’s Minute Maid Fruit Punch juice box.

The real insult, according to Tobler, was when the victim started pointing his finger at Tobler’s face.

Tobler admitted to police that the two fought, but denied stabbing the victim. He claims he merely punched the guy. The police, however, disagreed.

According to the arrest report, the victim was stabbed in the jaw and is now permanently disfigured. Tobler has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Bond has been set at $5,000.

Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time we’ve covered a story involving a juice box and a stabbing. A five-year-old was accused of doing the same damn thing back in 2012… he had more victims, though.

Over a juice box.…

Port St. Lucie, FL — This is 58-year-old James Dizney Fields. He was arrested earlier this month for terrifying his neighbors by showing up on their doorstep with a mop on his head.

The victim reported to police that at about 8:00 p.m., January 13, he heard a knock at his door. Upon answering, the victim saw a man with a mop over his face, as if it were a mask of sorts, standing on his doorstep.

The mop man reportedly mumbled something, but according to the victim, it was mostly unintelligible, so he closed and locked the door.

Undeterred, the mop man continued to knock. He also rang the doorbell with the end of the damaged mop. I’m not sure how long the dude carried on, but the police were eventually called and soon made contact with Mr. Fields.

Police found him in his garage, tossing paper onto an open fire. Because why not? It’s Florida….

Anyway, when asked why he showed up at his neighbors with a mop on his head, Fields, who is hearing impaired, responded through writing: “Because I was born a comedian … and I liked to tease people … I was short of an egg and needed eggs to make a cake.” (*ba dum tss*)

After the neighbor positively identified Fields as the man who “terrified his entire family,” Fields was taken to jail, where he was charged with disturbing the peace. …

SAINT PETERSBURG, FL — This lovely lass was arrested this week after reportedly assaulting a police officer with a deadly weapon — a used tampon.

Tecora Fields, 28, was apparently involved in some sort of brawl Monday evening, and as an officer was investigating the incident, got a little PMSy.

According to the arrest report, Fields told the investigating officer to “suck her pussy.” She also stated “I’ll hit you with my tampon, you bitch! In your mouth!”

Fields was then seen digging around in her pants, and when her hands withdrew, a “wet white paper object” went flying through the air, striking the officer in the left shoulder.

After flinging the punani plug Fields beat feet, seeking refuge in a nearby house. She was quickly apprehended following a “successful taser deployment.”

Fields was charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, a felony, and released from custody after posting $5,000 bond. Her criminal history includes prior arrests for disorderly conduct and disorderly intoxication. Shocking.

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