Brooke Watts Is An Unholy Mess

St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? [Read more...]

The Evans’ Have Priorities

…and apparently, hygiene isn’t one of them.

HolidayHoliday reviews, FL–Right now, you may be asking yourself, ‘How did such an attractive and intelligent looking couple end up on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon? Must be a ‘white-collar’ crime, right?’ Nah…the closest these two get to white-collar is the ring of filth around said collar. These two are gracing your Monday morning because; a. I just couldn’t pass up those mugs! b. They forced their 10-year-old child to live in a home surrounded by drugs, filth, and feces. c. Heather’s not so pearly whites.

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Kimberly King — Too Fat to Clean?

Fort Pierce, FL – Kimberly Y. KingKing reviews, 29, could’ve been one of those people who impresses others with her selflessness and willingness to help out a loved one. A couple of years ago, King packed up her four children so she could care for her 75-year-old grandmother in her grandma’s home. Turns out Grandma probably could’ve done better alone with no legs and advanced Alzheimer’s.  [Read more...]