Rochester, New York – Jessica Ortero, 31, and Alicia Cotto, 23, are accused of fighting over a man they both dated outside School 8 yesterday morning. The two women were at the school dropping off their kids when the argument started. Ortero allegedly pulled out a knife and cut Cotto in the face and neck. Cotto was able to retrieve the knife and then cut Ortero in the lower back. The school was put on lockdown after Ortero ran into the school looking for medical help and some students feared she had a gun. She was taken into custody and faces felony charges of assault in the second degree and aggravated criminal contempt for violating a court order to stay away from Cotto.  [Read more...]

Port St. Lucie, FL Club Med Sandpiper advertises it’s one on the “best kept secrets”. Club Med offers a Country Club setting with a wide variety of activities for adults and children with employees running all of them. They’re called “Gentil Organisateurs” or “G.Os”. (also dubbed as the cheerleaders, counselors, and “party hosts-one big enchilada”) EveningEvening reviews shows can be topped off with a few cocktails and some live music at the bar where one can lap up the luxuries until 2am. The bewitching hour. It does seem the employees take their jobs seriously, which is so nice in this day and age. The quintessential “party-hosts” and it’s grand that Club Med has found their employee of the year in Brandon Wester. He’ll not only party with the guests, he’s suspected of raping them too. [Read more...]

Great Falls, MT – Being from the Midwest means I’ve had to build a tolerance to the many jokes regarding the stereotypical redneck. Well, not so much a tolerance to the jokes but rather: the stereotypical redneck! Here, the mullet haircut is still the most requested $10 style in the “salons”. Busch and Bud are the beers of choice because, by God, this is Anheuser-Busch country. And what the hell is the favorite past time, you ask? NASCARNascar 09 reviews. (Nothing goes better with Busch products. Think I’m full of shit? HeadHead reviews to their website. “Site contains fishing, hunting, and NASCAR information”) [Read more...]

Bronx, NY –  Cheyenne Cherry is a 17-year-old teen who readily admits that she hates cats.  Some people like cats, some don’t, but they usually won’t kill them in slow hideous ways, unless they are a serial killer in the making. Cherry was hating on her ex-roommate Valerie Hernandez and decided to get some revenge, a “prank” she is now calling it, for whatever reason. [Read more...]

Federal Way, Washington–I must admit, I have a very vivid imagination. Too vivid. When I come across stories like this, they play out in my head, over and over, in high def…whether I want them to or not. It’s a curse. Shit like this keeps me up at night, my brain buzzing with questions. My biggest question, in this case, is…Timothy, do you take your little show on the road? I’d pay handsomely if you would show up at my upcoming family reunion. [Read more...]

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Sebring, Florida–Jerron Mario Moffitt, 20, came up with the best April Fool’s joke EVAR! He thought it would be friggin’ hilarious to randomly place envelopes with a suspicious powdery substance on car windshields all over town. Some people tend to freak out a bit when confronted with suspicious white powder…some people tend to think, ‘Anthrax!’ Such was the case in Sebring.

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Patricia Murray and Brian Stephenson

Henrico County, VA–Have you ever been at a stop-light behind a bus full of children? If the bus is full of younger kids, you will likely see some face-making and tongue-waggling directed at you. You might even get flipped off if the kid is feeling especially froggy that day. Hell, I’ve been known to make faces right back at ‘em. But Patricia and Brian…they got me beat! They pulled out a .40-caliber handgun and started waving it at the kids. Oh yeah, and Patricia’s daughter was on that bus. Talk about embarrassing your child on a grand scale!

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Lakeland, FL–Gordon Finley Dugger III, 24, was a friend of Steven and April Edwards. The Edwards’ trusted Dugger enough to let him live in their home, he’d been living there since July. They trusted him enough to care for their 15-month-old daughter Lily. He had sat for her on numerous occasions and managed to do so without harming the child. So Friday evening, Steven and April had no problem leaving him in charge of Lily while they went out for the evening. Something bad happened, breaking the Edwards’ trust and their baby. [Read more...]

Waukesha, WI–Valentina Grenader, 45, had a secret. She blew $800 at the casino and had to come clean with her husband, Mark. She could have made him a nice romantic dinner and wow’ed him with her fine culinary skills, making it easier to ease in the subject of the gambling debt. She could have brought him flowers and chocolate, hell..it works for men. Maybe she did go with one of those options, who knows? It’s what she did after the admission of guilt that earned her a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon. [Read more...]