Stephanie Hulmston Stored Her Baby in A Cooler in the Trunk

Farmington, Utah Have you ever had an exciting weekend, gotten home and been too tired or lazy to clean out the cooler you toted along with you? Further: have you noticed that cooler a few days later as it sat out in the sun and decided to put it out of sight until you’ve a bit more time (and a more stable set of nerves) to deal with the impending doom that lurks inside? Now, so I don’t implicate anyone, I will say that I have “seen” a honey-do list that has included the cleaning of the cooler only have the creator of that list retrieve the thing a year later, and be left thoroughly disgusted and minus a plastic thing to tote. I suppose it could have been worse. The rotting items inside were of the processed variety and not a decomposing baby. [Read more...]

Christopher Bagwell Accused Of Anal Muttsecks

Farmington, West Virginia - I have one question, well, not really – I have a ton of questions, but I’ll start out with just one: Who the hell breaks into a home, and in the middle of burglarizing it decides, “Hey. I’d really like to ass-rape that dog?” It’s one thing to go pawing through someone’s personal items, but, to heinously violate their pooch? Their male pooch? On July 8, Sierra Hayhurst, a friend of the pup’s owner, stopped by the home to drop something off while her friend was at work. She noticed the front door was wide open and she could see a man inside. The man was allegedly holding the homeowner’s Australian Shepherd/Collie mix up on a chair and the man’s “pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound,” she stated. That man was later identified as 26-year-old Christopher Bagwell.  [Read more...]

Disney’s Trouble Is Robert Double

Orlando, Fl-I have never been to Disney World, but I’ve heard that it’s a pretty awesome place to visit. One of Disney’s many attractions is the Typhoon Lagoon Water Park which consists of fast water-slides, a Surf Pool where swimmers can catch 6-foot waves and a Shark Reef where people can swim and snorkel with real sharks. With all the money I am earning from this site, I should be able to visit Disney World in about…well, let’s just say I’d earn the money a lot faster if I start collecting every penny I see in a parking lot for the next 40 years. Robert Double, 52, is a lucky bastard from Farmington, New York who got to visit Disney World recently. But instead of snorkeling with the sharks, he decided it would be more fun to become one in the Typhoon Lagoon. [Read more...]