Police say Robert Bodiddlie Ball, 49, invited his estranged wife Janet over to his place Monday in the hopes of fixing their broken marriage.
Much to his dismay, Janet admitted that after 32 years together, she was no longer in love with him. *sob*
Instead of chuckin’ the whole thing in the fuckit buckit and moving on, Ball got all kinds of violent, reportedly punching the woman in the head and pocketing her car keys and cell phone to prevent her from leaving or calling for help.
After roughing her up a bit, Ball apparently whipped out a knife and forced her to sit and watch TV with him for a bit, repeatedly threatening to kill her if she gave him any trouble.
At about 5:00 p.m. that evening, police say Ball forced Janet to drive to Golden Corral, where he treated her to an endless buffet of less-than-fresh food and a side of food poisoning.…Continue Reading
Macon, GA - With the apparent advent of the ‘God-fearing rapist,’ what was once simply a reprehensible and horrific act of aggression and subjugation has become something… more. Case in point: Jarvis Hurey, 28.
Prosecutors charged Hurey for allegedly breaking inside a 71-year-old woman’s home early July 7 and assaulting her. According to court documents, the woman was reading in her bed that night with her back door open but with the screen door closed and locked.
Senior Assistant District Attorney Don Kelly said that the victim looked up to see Hurey at her bedroom door. Hurey reportedly ‘ran forward and covered the woman’s head with a T-shirt.’ He then tried to rape her, Kelly added.
“What that man put me through that night was very painful, unbelievable, unimaginable and excruciating,” the victim said in court testimony. ”He raped me mentally and physically.”
“…before he left, he turned to me and he said, ‘Will you pray for me?’ and then he walked out the door,” the woman added.
Police reportedly found a palm print and DNA evidence linking Hurey to the crime.…Continue Reading
Rucker’s girlfriend told police the cat was lethargic and unresponsive when she returned home from work Sunday afternoon. Also, in what I would have to assume was an argument over the state of the cat’s health, police say Rucker cornered the girlfriend in the bathroom and yelled at her and repeatedly poked her in the face for about 10 or 15 minutes.
When questioned about the cat, Rucker reportedly laughed as he told the arresting officer he placed a pillow over the critter’s face and punched it. He was trying to kill it, he said, because the damn thing caused him to fail a test.
Rucker admitted to cornering his girlfriend in the bathroom, telling police he wasn’t going to let her out until she listened to what he had to say. He also admitted to poking the woman in the face, but said that because he wasn’t actually beating her, he didn’t think it was a crime.…Continue Reading
Gwinnettt County, GA – If Georgia police are correct, Joseph Raymond Zoeck, 62, is proving himself to be a veritable one-man crime spree. This after police linked him to the attempted solicitation of a young man in a suburban municipal pool locker room. The solicitation charge comes on the heels of his being charged for lighting the underpants of an underaged teen on fire in a motel room during an alleged sexual rendezvous. Wait… what?
According to police documents, on July 10, Zoeck offered money to a 17-year-old male in exchange for certain sexual acts. The two then reportedly went to the Suburban Lodge Motel in Woodstock. There, police say Zoeck bound and gagged the teen and set the boy’s undergarments on fire – with him still in them. It is not believed that this was one of the sexual acts that had been agreed to…
The teen was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital, where he told police what happened. Zoeck was arrested on July 19 and charged with aggravated battery, cruelty to children first degree, false imprisonment and solicitation of sodomy.…Continue Reading
According to police, Michael Arce approached the woman, identified as 42-year-old Sarah Brenner, as she was jogging Wednesday afternoon. Brenner told police Arce stepped in front of her and said, “I want to ask you something.” She said she got scared and tried to go around him, but Arce pulled out a gun and grabbed her arm.
Brenner reported that when she screamed for help, Arce said, “Don’t make a fuss or I will kill you.” She said he then put her in the back seat of his BMW and hit the child-safety lock as he got into the front seat.
It was right about then that Arce’s wife, Ana Arce, pulled up next to his vehicle and questioned him about the woman in the back seat. Arce reportedly told his wife that he was simply giving Brenner a ride, police said, and unlocked the back door to let Brenner out.…Continue Reading
San Mateo, CA – Vittorio Vincent Valdez, 27, is clearly in need of the type of guidance that only Demonites can provide. This after the Half Moon Bay, California man punched his 82-year-old grandmother in the face several times, according to police. Please do not let him down.
San Mateo prosecutors allege that at approximately 11:30PM on Sept. 24, Valdez’ grandmother was driving him from Palo Alto to Half Moon Bay in her car because he has a suspended license. According to reports, Valdez grew angry at the slow speed at which she was driving and pushed down his grandmother’s right leg to accelerate the vehicle. District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said that the woman became frightened woman and tried pulling into a Shell gas station for help. Valdez then reportedly ‘yanked her from the driver’s seat and threw her into the passenger side.’ Prosecutors allege that Valdez then punched her in the face several times and kept her inside when she tried to exit.
A witness at a nearby 7-Eleven called 911.…Continue Reading
Eerie, Colo – Last one for me before I start the weekend. Police have arrested a couple after a man returned home to find a frightened boy hiding under his front porch.
Amanda Jolliff, 36, and her boyfriend, Richard Smith, 31, have been charged with child abuse, false imprisonment and crimes against an At Risk juvenile after they say they kept Joliff’s 14-year-old son locked in a room inside their mobile home.
The boy finally escaped after being left in the mobile home alone, but since he didn’t have anywhere to go, he crawled under a neighbors porch to sleep. The man who found the boy told reporters the boy “was terrified” and didn’t want to be home when his mom and her boyfriend got back.
Officers described a disgusting living situation when they entered the mobile home where the boy lived.
“Upon entering the residence, I detected an overpowering odor of animal urine and feces,” Erie Police Corporal Aaron Haddox said. “My nose began running, my throat became irritated, and my eyes were burning.…Continue Reading
East Naples, FL — Ian Stuart Wood, 50, was taken into custody over the weekend after police say he attacked his wife during a rather heated game of Yahtzee. And you know what? I can’t believe I just used the words “heated” and “Yahtzee” in the same damn sentence.
According to police, Wood and the wife were playing the popular (?) dice game Saturday evening when an argument broke out. The wife, hoping to cool off a bit, attempted to leave the residence. At that point, police say, Wood pushed her to the floor.
Once he had her down, Wood reportedly pushed his knee into her back and placed his hand over her mouth, ordering her to cease and desist with the screaming. The woman told police Wood then rolled her over and started getting all chokey…chokey to the point she couldn’t breathe.
The woman somehow manged to escape to a neighbor’s home to call police.
When police arrived on scene, they found several broken dishes and an extremely belligerent and argumentative Wood.…Continue Reading
Belleview, FL — Linda Vaughn is facing multiple charges after a friend complained to police that Vaughn held her against her will last week, attempted to light her hair on fire, and, among other things, make her lick a wound on her arm. No, really, I’m not kidding.
According to the 34-year-old victim, the hilarity began shortly after she arrived at Vaughn’s residence Wednesday morning. The victim told police Vaughn put the moves on her, and when she turned her down, Vaughn jacked her cash, ID cards, debit cards and other related documents.
The alleged victim then went on to say that Vaughn threatened her with a stick and refused to let her leave the residence. In addition, Vaughn reportedly burned the woman’s right wrist with a cigarette, cut her wrist with a butter knife and attempted to light her hair on fire. The victim also accused Vaughn of punching, kicking and stepping on her.
While all this was going on, Vaughn reportedly continued to make sexual advances. The victim told police that she continued to deny Vaughn, and because she wouldn’t play along, Vaughn forced her to lick a wound on her arm, claiming afterwards that she had AIDS.…Continue Reading
Gwinnett County, GA — Gwinnett County Police say Roger Thomas Dean, 37, held his grandmother, Lois Brownlee, against her will inside her home and physically assaulted her for three days after she returned home without cigarettes.
“She was out for the day. He [was mad that he] didn’t know where she was at and also that she didn’t provide him with some cigarettes,” Cpl. Ed Ritter of the Gwinnett County PD said.
According to police, when Dean first confronted Brownlee about the cigarettes, he yelled at her while pulling her hair.
Brownlee then told Dean and his girlfriend she did not want them to move their stuff into her home – which they were apparently in the process of doing. When he refused to listen, she threatened to call police. Dean reportedly told her if she tried to call police again he would “fix you the way you have never been fixed before” while twisting her previously injured hand and wrist.
During the ordeal, Brownlee told a group of her grandson’s friends that they were not welcome in her house.…Continue Reading
Newport Township, PA — A woman told police her boyfriend beat her with an alarm clock and a couple of folding chairs last week because she didn’t ask for permission to use the restroom.
Jarrett Edmonds apparently became “enraged” when the brazen woman dared to use the facilities without getting the nod of approval from his holiness. The girlfriend told police Edmonds beat her with a digital alarm clock before switching it up and arming himself with the chairs. He repeatedly struck the woman in the head, face and torso.
She went on to tell investigators that Edmonds held her hostage in the home for nearly an hour, denying her request to leave or call an ambulance. At some point, he reportedly tried to force the woman to stand outside naked just to embarrass her. Edmonds eventually relented and allowed the woman to go to a friend’s house to call 911.
The woman was left with various bumps and bruises, deep lacerations to her head and a broken nose. Two bloodied folding chairs and an alarm clock found at the scene were bagged and tagged as evidence.…Continue Reading
Sante Fe, NM — A Santa Fe High School shop teacher is on paid administrative leave after police say cell phone video surfaced showing the woman locking a 15-year-old student in a cage outside.
The kid was supposedly acting up in class earlier this month, and instead of sending the kid to detention or the principal’s office, the teacher reportedly recruited a couple other students and dragged the kid outside and locked him up inside a wire cage.
The boy can be seen waving to his fellow classmates from behind the chain link cage. After sitting in there for about 15 minutes, the boy was able to kick his way out and contact his parents.
“She actually empowered two students in her same class to sort of control him physically,” explained Santa Fe Police Detective Sergeant Louis Carlos. ”“We’re looking at whether or not her actions define the criminal code for abuse and neglect because of leaving him in this cage that housed chemicals. And of course the temperature– the weather that day.
New Port Richey, FL – Calvin Kemp was arrested Saturday night for losing his cool and taking matters into his own hands after being repeatedly ding-dong-ditched by a couple of neighborhood kids. The kids apparently hit Kemp’s house several times that evening, and Kemp apparently got pissed. According to police, Kemp stood outside his house and waited for the kids to return. And the kids, obviously too stupid to know that you don’t hit the same damn house twice in one night, didn’t let him down. When they returned to Kemp’s abode, he reportedly jumped out from the shadows and hit one of the kiddos, a 12-year-old boy, in the chest with a baseball bat. Police say he then tied the kid up. What happened after that is anyone’s guess, but there is no report of any serious injury to the child. 54-year-old Kemp is now facing charges of false imprisonment and child abuse. Many thanks to whisperswing for the heads up.…Continue Reading
Bradenton, FL -- Sean Thomas, a 30-year-old ex-convict, is right back where he belongs after allegedly torturing his girlfriend with his very own “lie-detector test.” According to the victim, back on December 1, she was retrieving some of her belongings from Thomas’ garage when he punched her in the head and tied her to a weight bench with rope and extension cords. Thomas reportedly told the woman he was going to administer a lie-detector test to find out whether or not she’d been cheating on him. The woman says he stuffed a rag in her mouth and got busy. He first extinguished not one, not two, but three cigars on the woman’s left hand. Thomas then left the garage momentarily and came back with a pot of boiling water, which he poured over the woman’s feet, burning off layers of skin. The woman says he then took a hot iron and burned her stomach three times. And to top it all off? A rapin’. When all was said and done, Thomas reportedly told the woman that, “all this happened because he loves her.” Because chocolate is soooo overrated…
Thomas called paramedics and the woman was transported to the hospital where she told medical personnel that she had been injured in a cooking accident.…Continue Reading
Union City, CA — Registered sex offender Eugene Ramos, 36, was arrested Wednesday afternoon after he was caught raping a 2-year-old child in a Dollar Tree store. Ramos, convicted in 2003 for the sexual assault of a 7-year-old girl, has been charged with suspicion of kidnapping, rape, sexual acts with a child and false imprisonment. Union City police say Ramos grabbed the girl as she was returning a ribbon to the Christmas aisle, and sexually assaulted her within a span of about 30 seconds – her grandmother and aunt were shopping just one aisle over. “As the grandmother came around the aisle she could see that an unknown male had the little child pinned to the floor,” Union City Police Capt. Brian Foley said. “The child’s pants and diaper had been removed. The male’s pants and underwear were down.” Ramos was pulling up his pants as he fled the store with the toddler’s grandmother and aunt at his heels. He was tackled outside the store by 55-year-old Sammy Johnson, who was in the store when the crime occurred, and 24-year-old DeMario Hawkins, who was outside soliciting donations.…Continue Reading
Martin County, FL – Police were called to the home of 32-year-old Fernando Guzman Cruz last week after receiving a complaint about a domestic assault. They made contact with the complainant, his 51-year-old wife, who reported Fernando was “enraged because she ate all the French fries.” That will get you stabbed in my house. Anyway, an intoxicated Fernando reportedly yelled at her, cussed at her, and started throwing their belongings around the trailer. He then picked up a 12″ wooden bat and started swinging but missed. The woman said she attempted to leave the trailer three times, but he locked the door and threw her on their living room bed. Once she was down, Fernando allegedly popped her in the foot and calf with his little sissy bat. He has been arrested and booked on charges of false imprisonment with a weapon, domestic battery and domestic assault. A bond amount has not yet been made available. This is the 5th time in two years that Fernando has been picked up for domestic assault, and this is the 5th time his wife has refused to press charges.…Continue Reading
Holden, LA – Police arrested 33-year-old Donald Miller III and his girlfriend, 32-year-old Lisa Faber, after investigators learned Miller has been physically abusing his 11-year-old daughter, withholding food, and keeping her handcuffed to a desk for hours at a time. Detectives say Miller made the girl sit on one of her legs, and that, too, was chained to the desk. The child, who tips the scale at about 56 pounds, was sometimes left chained to the desk overnight. She was forced to do her homework and eat her meals while cuffed to the desk. She was too scared to ask to use the restroom, so she usually went in her pants. She was unshackled only when it was time to go to school. Miller reportedly hit the girl in the face a couple weeks ago, leaving her with a black eye. And there was another incident in which the girl’s head was slammed down on the desk so hard she chipped a tooth. Miller admitted to the abuse, calling it discipline, and was booked on charges of second-degree battery on a juvenile, cruelty to a juvenile, false imprisonment and aggravated battery of a juvenile.…Continue Reading
Gainesville, FL - According to police, Joshua Porter, 24, and his 66-year-old girlfriend were in the middle of a heated argument last Wednesday when things started to get a little rough. And weird. When the victim tried to leave the room, Porter allegedly slammed her hand in a door, shoved her on the couch, twisted her nose and beat her about the head with couch pillows before forcing her to kiss a picture of her dead husband. I’ll give you a minute to let that all that sink in. When she tried to exit the room a second time, Porter blocked the door. I gotta wonder what the hell is up with the picture of the dead husband and his desire to see her kiss it? Freak. The tension between the two eventually faded and the woman was allowed to leave. Porter was later arrested and charged with one count of false imprisonment. I’m not even going to touch on the age thing. Though it icks me out a bit, they are both of age.…Continue Reading
Sacramento, CA- When a 13-year old boy got into some trouble at home last week, his pathetic excuse for parents decided to show some tough love and shackle him up with some lengths of heavy chain and a few Master Locks. The boy’s father, 40-year old John Vang, and his 34-year old stepmother, Thong Vue, allegedly wrapped their son in chains on the kitchen table and then physically assaulted him. It’s believed the boy was kept prisoner for three days, from last Wednesday until Friday night, and the chains were only removed when the boy needed to go to the bathroom or to sleep in his bed. On Friday night, the boy learned his parents were going to leave him chained up again so they could go out gambling. Somehow the boy managed to hide a key on his person and when his parents left, he made his escape. Bound in handcuffs with chains around his neck and both of his ankles, which were secured with padlocks, the boy hobbled through the streets of his neighborhood asking people for help.…Continue Reading
Atlanta, GA – Police are saying that 29-year-old Robert Tyrrell Jr. pulled a gun on his 51-year-old mother and held her hostage for nearly six hours last month because she refused to iron his clothes. Because according to Tyrrell, ironin’ is “woman’s work.“ Utter that crap in my house and you get sporked. After his momma told him, no, she wouldn’t iron his clothing, Tyrrell threw a temper tantrum. After allegedly pulling a gun on the woman, he reportedly swiped her cellphone and car keys and refused to let her leave the house for hours. She eventually managed to escape the clutches of her bratty adult son and drove to the police station to report the incident. I wonder if mom is now considering a late-term abortion? Authorities say Tyrrell surrendered without incident shortly after the boys in blue arrived and has been booked on charges of aggravated assault and false imprisonment. A bond amount hasn’t been made available. Good thing those brightly colored, jail issued monkey suits are wash-and-wear.…Continue Reading