FERRUM, Virginia – 23-year-old Jessica Goode was out in the woods collecting frogs for a science project with two other Ferrum College students when 100 yards away 31-year-old hunter, Jason Cloutier, took aim with his high-powered rifle and fired — mistaking Goode for a deer. The bullet struck Goode in the chest, passed through her and through the hand of 20-year-old Regis J. Boudinot. Goode turned to Boudinot and stated “I’m going to die” and then collapsed. Cloutier immediately tried to help Goode, but it was too late. Although this is a tragic accident, Cloutier was not supposed to be hunting on the property. He now faces charges of manslaughter, reckless handling of a firearm and trespassing. He is currently out on bail. A Remembering Jess Goode Facebook page has been created if you want to stop by. I would advise anyone not wearing a bright orange vest with blinking Christmas lights, and a loud speaker exclaiming “I am NOT a deer!” to stay out of the Virginia woods during hunting season.  Continue on for some videos. [Read more...]

This post is to inform everyone that my life is missing. I have no idea where the hell it went, but it got away from me at some point. I have a sneaking suspicion that it disappeared somewhere between the first article I published here at dreamindemon.com and my 1000th! That’s right you fucking ungrateful deviants. Morbid has posted OVER 1000 articles here at D’D as of today. If that is not one sad, sad statistic to brag about, I don’t know what is. So thanks to all of you readers and participants, it has been a very interesting experience. Hope the next 1000 are no different. And let me use this time to mention some quick site shit. First, let me remind you all of our TwitterTwitter, MyspaceMySpace and FacebookFacebook accounts. Follow, Friendfriend reviews or whatever. Also, we got a site upgrade coming up along with some new faces joining on. Lastly, sorry for the auto Mucinex ad. Nothing I can do about it at the moment, but Jaded likes it (seriously) and does not want me to do a thing with it. She’sShe reviews a freak like that. My hand is tired from patting myself on the back, so I will end this with a thanks to all of you who keep coming back to read this train wreck. But I think you all need professional help. [Read more...]

Clayton County, Georgia A couple of teachers have found themselves in a bit of hot water.  I guess it’s not such a good idea to post a love letter to your boyfriend’s FacebookFacebook when he works in the same building as you…along with his girlfriend. But that’s what happened at Rex Mill Middle School. Ebony sent her man a letter, it was intercepted by Chaka, and all hell broke loose in the hallway Monday during school. They yelled, smacks were thrown about, and the 7th and 8th graders in that school got a quick lesson from their family and consumer science teacher on the fine art of expressing one’s self. The school authorities were not enthused and once the officers were brought in, the brawling teachers were promptly arrested. [Read more...]

PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews - That was the FacebookFacebook status of Susan Finkelstein after her arrest on charges of soliciting prostitution and related misdemeanors. Married with children, current Penn grad student in liberal arts and onetime assistant PR director at the University of Pennsylvania, Susan posted an ad on Craigslist.com: “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX” (read the ad here) that simply states “Diehard Phillies fan — gorgeous tall buxom blonde — in desperate need of two World Series tickets. Price negotiable — I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!” Police happened to come across her ad while looking for illegal activities and had an undercover cop give her a call. They arranged a meeting at a Bensalem bar on Monday night.  At the bar, Finkelstein was willing to engage in various sexual acts in return for a ticket, said Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran. Then, she asked if the ticketholder had two tickets, and he claimed he did and she was willing to up the sexcapades. [Read more...]

Charlottesville, Virginia – Police need the public’s help in trying to find missing Virginia Tech student, Morgan Dana Harrington. She was last seen SaturdaySaturday reviews night after being separated from friends at the Metallica concert at John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville. Harrington went outside before Metallica took the stage for reasons unknown. “Everyone assumed she’d be coming back,” said Amanda Melvin, a friend of Harrington’s. But she didn’t. Harrington’s purse and cellphone were found outside the stadium and her car was still in the parking lot. She was last seen wearing a black T-shirt with “Pantera” written on the front in tan letters, a black mini skirt, black tights and knee-high black boots (RAWR!). She is 5 feet 6 inches tall and about 120 pounds with blond hair and blue eyes. Her parents reported her missing on SundaySunday reviews. “Being absent and unheard from for this amount of time is really unusual…unheard of from her,” said Morgan’s mother Gil Harrington.. Anyone with more information about Harrington or her whereabouts is asked to contact Virginia State Police at 434-352-3435 or by e-mail at bci-appomattox@vsp.virginia.gov. University Police can be reached at 434-924-7166. [Read more...]

Houston, Texas I hung out with some pretty heavy drinkers in my younger days. It was always quite a treat walking into a bar with someone who had obviously had a tremendous time the night – or even week – before. No sooner than we’d walk into the establishment, my buddy would be greeted with, “Oh man, do you remember when you_____?”  (Fill in the blank and those fill-ins were never flattering.)  Watching the happy-go-lucky face turn to complete horror was always amusing – mainly because it didn’t involve me. If I had my druthers, I’d much rather be informed by friends or acquaintances and I’d much rather hear the news when I was fully functioning than to be awakened by the police telling strange accounts of where I ended up and with whom. [Read more...]

Lititz, Pennsylvania FacebookFacebook, the social networking site, started as a spin-off of Harvard University’s Facemash. The creator, a little buzzed and a little bummed about being dumped by some chick, set out to divert his attention from her to something a bit more entertaining. What started as a prank has grown into the most widely used social site on the internet. The only requirements for signing up are to be at least 13 years old and have a valid email address. Being a little hesitant in jumping into the Facebook pool, I finally gave in when a friend urged me to sign up. It’s a quick and relatively painless way to keep up with family and friends. I can recall reading the status of one of my contacts that said: “My father has joined Facebook!” That’s sweet, but it’s not always that thrilling to have your parents create an account and “friend” you. Take it from a certain 13-year-old. Her father found her on Facebook after having no contact with her for 10 years and then found himself faced with a couple of charges, one being criminal attempted incest. [Read more...]

OVERLAND PARK, Kansas – I was going to put this up today if she had not been found yet, but looks like I will be putting it up for the opposite reason. Police said they have recovered Keighly Alyea’s body but gave no other details aside from having three men in custody in connection with her death. Alyea, 18, was last seen with her vehicle last Tuesday. Original reports at that time stated she may have been with Jaymes Dean Beebe, 22, and Dustin Brian Hilt, 18. On Sunday, her 1993 green Mazda 626 was located parked unoccupied on the street in the 6200 block of Marty. A third man, Sean Merritt, was questioned. On Monday night police searched two homes, one of them belongs to the relatives of one of the men originally questioned. No other info is being released at this point. The suspects in custody have not been officially named, nor where Alyea’s body was located. [Read more...]

Happy Saturday! We are still looking for writers. We got a ton of requests, but at this point we still have not signed on any people to the team. While we appreciate the enthusiasm of some of you, it really helps more if we could see a little of your work or at the very least, an example. Write something up, whether it is a news story or a review on anything you want and let us see it. If anyone contacted us about this and did not get a response, we apologize as we respond back to everyone – even those of you whose writing sucked worse than ours – but it is possible you slipped through the cracks or in the case of one person, your email provider is blocking emails from us.  So if you are interested in writing for free while selling your soul to Satan, let us know. Now, for some more details…
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Akron, OH – Most of us here have a soft spot in our heart for our critters – some of us treat them like family. Whether it be cats or dogs, rats or rabbits, hamsters or fish – we love them and they love us back. And, most of them do so unconditionally. We all have our favorite type of critter, one that meshes with our personality and our lifestyle. Regardless of which type of critter you prefer, they are all living creatures. They feel love, they feel fear, they feel pain. They don’t deserve to be abused, neglected, or maimed any more than most of the human population. To abuse another living creature for shits and giggles and turn around and brag about it is not only heinous, it’s fucking retarded. Take Elizabeth Carlisle for example. ElizabethElizabeth reviews used to work at a Petland pet store. Thanks to her cruel antics, she is now unemployed and the store has been permanently closed. The little bitch drowned a couple of injured rabbits she was being paid to care for. If that shit wasn’t bad enough, the bitch posed for the camera, a dead rabbit in each hand, and posted the pic on her FacebookFacebook. *Warning: The picture that follows the jump might be disturbing to some. It sure as hell ruined my day. [Read more...]

Chicago, Illinois – Gosh…look at this little girl’s mug. Isn’t she just the sweetest looking thing? Wouldn’t you just like to pinch her little cheeks right the hell off her little face? (Personally, I’d kinda like to bounce her head off a curb, but that’s just me). It’s been a long time since I have seen a mugshot that just oozes such attitude. If Little Miss SunshineLittle Miss Sunshine reviews here were my daughter, I do believe I would seriously be considering a late-term abortion. When this spoiled little brat didn’t get what she wanted, she pitched a fit – and pitched her 7-month-old baby girl, too. [Read more...]

Palmetto Bay, Florida–In the past month, residents in the Palmetto Bay and Cutler Bay neighborhoods have reported finding the bodies of more than two dozen mutilated cats on their front lawns. Some were skinned, some were gutted, some had their little kitty skulls bashed in. At least one cat was found, mutilated and ‘posed’, in it’s owner’s yard on Mother’s Day. A warning went out to residents to keep their cats indoors…animal advocacy groups and worried neighbors put together a $10,000 reward. Residents in both neighborhoods can now breathe a sigh of relief…an arrest has been made. [Read more...]

I was talking with a friend of mine about the realization of not having many old photos of any of us as teenagers to put up on our FacebookFacebook page that we, like a lot of other people approaching middle-aged, have begun to invade. But then we decided that this was actually a blessing as we would not want pictures of some of the shit we did out there for the world to see. Because you know what? Had we had cameras around at our fingertips the way kids do today, we probably WOULD have snapped some unsavory pictures that could one day, come back to bite us in the ass.

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This article was written and submitted by Damaged Goods – thanks, DG!

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Mobile, AL - Hey there! How’s it goin’? How y’all feeling tonight?  Hopefully you’re all feeling good… but if you’re not… just think to yourself: “Self, it could be worse.  We could be Barry Simpson, 43.  He’s also known as that big, fat, pompous, narcissistic, disgusting, pseudo-intellectual pedophile university professor.”

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