Vincent Pizzonia Needs A Hand

NORTH BABYLON, Long Island – An explosion rocked a Long Island neighborhood when an explosive device Vincent Pizzonia, 17, was working on the basement of his parent’s home, accidentally exploded. The boy was injured and initial reports state that his parents took him to Good Samaritan Hospital in West Islip, and that he blew off one of his hands. Police had to bring in the Suffolk County Police Department’s Arson Squad as they found bomb making material and explosive devices on the premises. The the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has now gotten involved as well, so I imagine Vinnie has some ’splainin’ to do as do the parents for not realizing their teen was in the basement making homemade bombs..
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Lend Wesley Kimmick A Hand

I’m in the mood to write up some stories today, so gleaning the headlines for anything interesting to me (because really, does anyone else actually matter?) here is one that I felt worth noting.

LATROBE, Pa. - On Saturday, at around 2 in the afternoon, 17-year-old Wesley Kimmick was messing with something that blew him the fuck up. Surprisingly, he is currently alive and in the hospital. Officials have not officially released what they explosive item may have been, but whatever it was, Kimmick has now lost a right hand and his left leg. [Read more...]

Paul Danao Just Keeps Getting Creepier

Bluffton, SC - I wrote an article about Paul Danao just a few weeks ago and published it here. It got some traffic, but not a lot. Probably because the guy was definitely creepy and kind of gross, but he didn’t seem like more than your garden-variety psycho perv to most readers, I think. He’s the guy whose van had been towed and was at a storage facility when some bomb-making chemicals and kiddie porn were found inside.

Now, it looks like Paul Danao might be a whole lot creepier than anyone thought. [Read more...]

Paul Danao Is A Creepy Guy

Bluffton, SC - Paul Danao, 26, thinks he’s a badass. His Myspace title is “Helldraco”, and he describes his occupation as “PT taxi driver, FT pervert.” He forgot part-time explosives hobbyist and child pornography voyeur, although I suppose the latter could fall under the “pervert” part. But Paul Danao is also kind of a moron, because he left his bomb-making briefcase and his kiddie porn in his minivan, which was being held at a Bluffton tow lot last week. Ooops. [Read more...]