What Do Ya Know, Stupidity Does Hurt

Branch, Arkansas–I’m not going to take up a lot of your time with this shitstain, fellow Demonites, but I’ve been wanting to get this guy on the Dreamin’ Demon for a few days now. I would nominate him for a Darwin Award, but he’s just too stupid to qualify. Please meet Roy Achterberg: Meth smokin’, electricity stealin’, mentally defective, bonehead extraordinaire. [Read more...]

William Collier Loved Avocados

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. – William Collier, 54, was found dead in his neighbors avocado tree SundaySunday reviews morning. The neighbor had previously noticed a bicycle and a crate under the tree on FridayFriday reviews. His body was discovered after neighbors complained of a foul odor coming from the yard the tree resides. A cause of death has not been determined, but homicide detectives said the man might have climbed the tree to pick avocados when he was electrocuted.

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