Tucson, AZ – Faith Mascolino, 45 and a mother of five, was pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving. A second officer arrived to assist and pulled behind the first officer. Mascolino was eventually arrested, handcuffed and placed in the back of the second unit while the two officers stood outside. At that point, 28-year-old Robert Gallivan, driving a 2004 Nissan, drifted into the emergency lane and struck the back of the patrol car Mascolino was sitting in. The patrol car burst into flames and Mascolino burned alive.…
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Wheeling, West Virginia - I never have liked clowns. I always found them to be creepy. They wait for you to go to sleep at night, then eat you. I don’t have much use for drunks either, especially behind the wheel. You might call Patricia Ingalls the drunken hit and run clown.…
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Springfield, Ohio–But, the dumbass was getting her groove on as her two young children watched…from the back seat of the car. Danica Wallace, 24, and her boyfriend, Eric Welch, 29, both intoxicated and stoned, just couldn’t wait ’till they got home to do the nasty…so, they pulled off the road and started going at it. Look at their mugs and imagine them nekkid–nobody should have to witness that shit. Just thinking about the two of them all nekkid and sweaty makes my brain itchy.…
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Lawrence, Massachusetts–Responding to a report of a domestic disturbance early Sunday morning, police found 16-year-old Edilize Cruet, lying in the street, bleeding. She was mowed down, head on, by a car driven by her mother’s angry boyfriend, Gilberto Vega. What started out as an argument between two adults, ended with the death of an innocent teenager.…
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Boca Raton, Florida–Easter Sunday at Belinda Leighton’s house sounds like a fucking blast! I’m going to see if I can score an invitation for next year. She doesn’t settle on the usual boring Easter traditions-i.e., candy eating, egg hunting, Easter brunch, more candy eating. No, Belinda likes to liven things up a bit with a little drinking, some driving, and death threats.
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Denver, Co – I’ve never met Shenell Phillips. She may be a real sweet gal who has a great personality and an amazing ability to pull sunshine out of her ass whenever the days get dreary. She may be considered really good friend material to some, even good enough to allow her to watch their children, but to me…Hell no! On February 28, 2009 police and emergency crews responded to a three-car accident along East 56th Avenue near Tower Road. The reports say around 2:55 a.m. 28-year-old Shenell Phillips was driving drunk and under the influence in the wrong lane on eastbound 56th Avenue when she ran head-on into two other cars.…
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Kenneth Guyear (Myspace)
Queens, NY–Robert Ogle told his parents, ‘You worry too much,’ before walking out the door to attend a party Sunday evening. A few hours later, 16-year-old Ogle and his friend, 20-year-old Alex Paul, lay dying in the street, just a half-mile from home. They were killed by a drunk driver: 27-year-old Kenneth Guyear. Guyear ran over their bodies several times before fleeing the scene with a smirk on his face.
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New Port Richey, FL–I have always told my friends that there is no way I would last as a cop. I would have one run-in with someone like Eric Marusak, I would taze, or shoot, the ever-loving hell out of him, and I would be fired…and possibly brought up on charges…by the end of my shift.…
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DOVER, Del. – Meet Andrew Rankin…or as I like to call him, a 28-year-old Sad Sack Of Shit. We post a lot of disgusting behavior here on D’D, and while I would never be one to actually take the time to gauge one heinous action over another, one particular criminal pastime that pisses me off more than most deals with people who drive under the influence. Andrew Rankin is familiar with this activity as back in 2004, he was responsible for the drunk driving accident that killed his 20-year-old passenger. He was on probation for that when in June, he killed 17-year-ol Brian Wilson in ANOTHER drunk driving accident.…
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Stacey Lynn Thomas
Guyton, GA– Monday evening, shortly before 10:00, Stacey Lynn Thomas, 31, lost her cool at a local convenience store. She walked in the door of the store and commenced to knocking the crap out of her 5-year-old child. When a bystander tried to intervene, she whacked him a good one too.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:
Twelve babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!
Merry Christmas, bitchez! We love you all.…
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Kristin Leigh Cruz
Gainesville, FL–I guess we can take Kristin Cruz’s name off the list for mother of the year. Because she is a complete moron, an incompetent mother, and a drunk, she is now facing a slew of charges ranging from hit-and-run, to battery, to child abuse.
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Bradenton, FL – Charles William Anderson, 33, had a rough morning Friday. At about 4:00 in the morning, police found Anderson passed out behind the wheel of his car, which was still running. Anderson was stoned out of his gourd on Xanax and weed. And his three-year-old son was crying in the back seat.  Not your best idea, Charlie. …
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Bristol, TN–Just before 6:00 p.m. on Sunday, officers responded to a call of five people trapped in an overturned vehicle. When officers arrived, they found an upside-down minivan and the five occupants of the vehicle, alive and sitting by the road. Among the five were 43-year-old Randy Lewis and 38-year-old Paula Evans, two 10-year-olds and a 6-year-old child. Police were initially told that Lewis flipped the van, but later found that the driver was actually one of the 10-year-old children. Wait….what?? …
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Salem, NH - Laura Lasorsa, 38, was on her way to pick up her husband from work on Monday evening when she took a little nap. Lasorsa was driving along with her two children in the back seat when she suddenly pulled into a parking lot near a Salem school. With the car still in drive and her foot on the brake pedal, Lasorsa apparently decided to catch a little shut-eye. After awhile, the kids couldn’t get Lasorsa to wake up. She was so drunk she’d passed out behind the wheel. …
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West Charleston, WV – Tuesday evening, police observed a Mazda 626 being driven without headlights. When pulled over, 36-year-old Jose Antonio Cruz was a bit wobbly on his feet and smelled of alcohol. Police placed him under arrest for DUI and took him into police headquarters. Cruz then did as drunken people are wont to do: he made a bad situation worse.…
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Great Falls, MT - You know how annoying it is when you have a few drinks, put your kids in the car, lead the police on a chase through your town, crash into a parked truck, and get then arrested for driving under the influence, reckless driving, and failure to remain at the scene of an accident? I, for one, hate when that happens. Imagine how much more inconvenient it is if you have your 2-year-old child in the trunk of the car during the whole ordeal, and somehow “forget†to tell police he’s there. That’s what happened to Summer Many White Horses.  …
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Dominique, John Blanchard, Allan Minkema
YUBA CITY, CA - A day of fun for a family ended a nightmare on Saturday all because of two complete morons. At around 5:30 Saturday afternoon, 3-year-old Dominique Williams was washing his shoes off in about 6-inches of water as his family prepared to leave after a day of swimming.
As usual with most lakes and rivers, there were boats, skiers and jet skis on the water. While most are operated responsibly with no incidents, some are operated by idiots as well as intoxicated idiots. Dominique happened to have the unfortunate of meeting John Blanchard, 65, and Allan Minkema, 50, when they decided to run their jet ski on to the beach at 20 mph. Dominique’s mother was not able to get to him in time, and he was struck by the jet ski. He died later that evening from massive head injuries.…
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Zachary Cassity (left) Christopher Lantz (right)
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Bennington, NE — Friends don’t let friends ride when they drive drunk. 18-year-old Zachary Cassity is not a good friend.  His fatal friendship has cost one young man his life, and three others have been injured, one with a broken neck. Deputies state that alcohol and speed were the cause of a traffic fatality that occurred in the small town of Bennington, Nebraska. …
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Lutz, FL – Nicole VanNeil, 22, isn’t gonna be one of those stuffy no-fun moms.  In fact, she’s already letting her little bundle of unborn joy discover what it feels like to be wasted. VanNeil was arrested this month for driving under the influence of alcohol – and she’s eight months pregnant.  …
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