Panama City Beach, FL – I know this is going to sound silly, but, have you ever been to a tweaker yard sale? If you haven’t, put that on your list of things to do before you die because it is friggin’ hilarious. See, when tweakers are tweakin’, they like to take shit apart. Though they are up for 2-3 days at a time, with plenty of time to tinker, they never put the shit back together the right way and they just tape it all back together. They quickly get bored with one project and move onto another. I’ve been past many a yard sale where every single item has, at minimum, three strips of duct tape – TV’s, beds, dishes, couches, cribs, stereos, cars – you name it, it’s taped. The set of tweaker parents asshats in this story are very familiar with duct tape – they tried to fix their broken toddler with it. [Read more...]

PHILADELPHIAPhiladelphia reviews – An arrest was made in the duct taped cat incident. Seems as if someone got as fed up with a cat as I do with mine, but took things a bit to far. Where I just use a laser pen to drive my cat nuts and get it to run into furniture, James Davis, 19, completely duct taped a cat, stuck it in a grocery bag and then left it in a neighbor’s yard. “Basically he saw the animal in his yard, didn’t like the animal in the yard,” said George Bengal of the PSPCA. “I think this young fellow has a lot of issues going on in his life. He was very remorseful for what he did. Hopefully he will get the help that he needs.” The kid is going through some tough times after his father and brother were murdered. He is now facing two years in prison for animal cruelty. Dunno if prison is the best answer in this case, but the guy really, really needs some professional help before that misplaced aggression is focused towards one of us. read on for a video report and pics of the cat – now named Sticky.
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Pasadena, CA - I know there are about as many ways of parenting as there are parents, but none of them should be stuff banned by the Geneva convention. At around 6 am Tuesday, Maria Palaez, age 29, called 911 and reported that her child was not breathing. Emergency personnel arrived to find 2 year old Rene Torres dead at the scene due to asphyxiation. His parents admitted to duct taping him up as a form of punishment and also said that they had taped his mouth occasionally. Though police are keeping the details of the case quiet, they have arrested both the mother and live-in boyfriend, 32-year-old Gabriel Diaz, due to the “suspicious nature of the call” and other evidence found in the course of the investigation. [Read more...]

Brown County, Kentucky – Raising children is a difficult job. Just imagine all the things that these little sponge brains need to learn. Just imagine all the things parents need to learn! What a slippery slope parenthood can be. I mean, what are the consequences if you don’t reach the perfect lesson plan? Are you then facing a life-long commitment because your child doesn’t know enough to leave home when they’re old enough? What about one of the biggest fears parents have…children setting the house on fire. What’s a tried and true method of making sure they don’t play with matches/lighters/fire besides the typical, “I said so”? I don’t think Adrian Hord’s method of taping his girlfriend’s son’s mouth and limbs while burning his stomach is quite the method most rational adults would choose. [Read more...]

Hawthorne, Florida–A Boy Scout is loyal–true to his family, friends, Scout leaders, school, and nation. A Boy Scout is friendly–a friend to all, a brother to other Scouts, understanding of others, and respectful to those with ideas and customs different than his own. A Boy Scout is kind–he understands there is strength in being gentle, treats others as he wants to be treated, and does not hurt or kill harmless things without reason. Joseph Reid is a whole ‘nother kind of Boy Scout. And, because he had a hand in making a 12-year-old fellow Scout drink human piss, he will never again be allowed to call himself a Scout. [Read more...]

Los Lunas, N.M.–“These innocent children were treated like livestock,” said Valencia County Deputy Sheriff Joe Martinez. Shit…livestock gets treated better than these kids did. The children, three girls and one boy, ages 3, 4, 4, and 6, were removed from their Los Lunas home early FridayFriday reviews evening. Deputies report that the children had been duct taped to a chair, with towels placed over their heads, and shocked repeatedly with an electric battery. They had been beaten with a belt. They had been, in essence, tortured. [Read more...]