Green Township, Cincinnati – Here is an idiot for you. At around 9 p.m., 21-year-old Lauren rear-ended David Tewes in a Walgreen’s parking lot. After both got out of their respective vehicles, it was quite apparent that Lauren was shit-faced – her blood alcohol content later determined to be .205. Not wanting to get into any more trouble than she was already in, Lauren did the smart thing and left the scene of the accident. But that was only one of her problems added to her drunken stupidity. The other was the fact that her dumbass got into the vehicle she hit thinking it was hers. Oh, she left her 19-month-old daughter behind in her vehicle as well. She was arrested and charged with child endangering, driving while intoxicated, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to maintain reasonable control of a motor vehicle and a seat belt violation. Video report after the jump.
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Tags: alcohol, Child Endangerment, Cincinnati, Drunk, Drunkenness, DUI, Lauren Story, seat belt, Walgreen

 

You know, I wonder if there will ever be a day when there are no asshats to cover at the Demon?   I doubt it, but it doesn’t hurt to dream. Today’s selection for the Daily Bite includes some women that have the maternal instincts of paramecium and whole lot less intelligence.

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Tags: Assault and Battery, Child Abuse, Drunkenness