JONESBORO, Arkansas — Police say 28-year-old Jamie Craft was drunk and half naked when she tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a battery operated toy truck.
According to police, Craft was drunk Sunday when she crashed her 2001 Grand Am into the side of a mobile home. The owner of the mobile home said Craft was travelling at a high rate of speed when she rounded a corner and hit the under panel of his trailer.
Another witness told police that Craft was not wearing any pants when she got out of her car and began yelling at him. According to the police report, she grabbed the man’s daughter and got into his son’s Power Wheels truck and tried to drive off.
Police found Craft at her mother’s house, where she had walked after getting out of the toy truck. They say she was also “irate and very intoxicated.” When officers tried administering a portable breathalyzer test to Craft, “she could barely stand.” Officers had to hold her shoulders so that she would not fall over.…Continue Reading
Augusta, Ga – While I hate obnoxious drunks, I do love them when they are on fire because at least then they are as entertaining as they think they are. So I’d have loved to gave been at Allie Katz Bar Friday night where a drunk, 36-year-old William Bonner, talked his friends into pouring Bacardi 151 on his head and then set him on fire.
You can watch the video below and hopefully you will get as much laughter out of it as I did when the flames turn Bonner into Ghost Rider and can be seen stumbling into a table while his friends toss drinks into his face. At this point I would’ve helped toss some things in Bonner’s face as well, starting with the darts. You know, for the comedic value.
Bonner was rushed to the hospital in critical condition but released on Sunday. Police got involved because his friends called them saying that Bonner had gotten into a fight at the bar and his assailants had set the man on fire. Of course the surveillance footage shows the truth, and a metric ton of stupidity.…Continue Reading
Houston, TX – A drunk pregnant woman in Houston is facing multiple charges after she stumbled into a tattoo parlor looking to get pierced.
Police say that at around 2:30 a.m. Tuesday morning, 20-year-old Stephanie Santana, who is 7-months pregnant, pulled up to a tattoo parlor and stumbled inside to see how long it would take to get a piercing.
Santana needed it done in a hurry because she was a responsible, drunk, pregnant woman driving in the early morning hours with her 1-year-old daughter. Leaving her child unattended in the car for too long would just be bad parenting.
The employees, noticing she was drunk, told her that they would not be able to help her and told her to get out of the store. Police were called after an employee discovered the child in the car and mommy passed out in the driver’s seat with the car idling and the door wide open.
When police arrived, they found Santana still sleeping in the idling car with her daughter and woke her up.…Continue Reading
Fort Wayne, IN – We just had a story about some Florida grandparents driving drunk while pulling their granddaughter behind them in a toy car, now we have a pair of morons in Indiana driving drunk with four kids strapped to the hood of a car.
Police were called after witnesses watched 29-year-old Aaron Stefanski and 29-year-old Jessica A. Clark leave a liquor store and proceed to use a tow strap to tie four children, ages ages 4, 5, 6, and 7, to the hood of their car before driving off.
A police officer would pull Stefanski over after observing him driving the car a few blocks away from the store with the children still strapped to the hood.
“I was only going to drive around the corner,” said Stefanski, whose blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. “I thought they would like it.”
He was arrested and charged with three felony counts of neglect of a dependent, felony operating a vehicle while intoxicated and four misdemeanor counts of criminal recklessness.…Continue Reading
An 18-year-old member of the U.S. Ski Team got himself into a little trouble the other day after he drunkenly pissed on the leg of an 11-year-old passenger during a JetBlue flight to New York.
Witnesses say that during a red-eye flight from Oregon, Robert Vietze, of Warren, Vt., got up and staggered five rows behind him before pulling out his junk and pissing on a young girl’s leg.
Vietze had to be separated from the child’s father, a Stage 4 cancer patient, who had left the girl alone while he correctly used the bathroom and returned to find Vietze pissing on his daughter’s leg.
“F- -k that kid. I don’t want him near my family!” the understandably enraged man reportedly yelled.
Vietze admitted to law-enforcement authorities that he had consumed more than eight alcoholic beverages before he relieved himself on the girl and that he didn’t realize what he was doing.
Vietze was initially issued a federal summons for indecent exposure, but federal prosecutors dropped the case, possibly because the girl’s father refused to let her be interviewed by cops.…Continue Reading
HARRISBURG, Pa. — A Pennsylvania judge got into a bit of trouble over the weekend after getting tanked and trying to enter a female judge’s hotel room on several occasions before the woman called the cops.
Judge Douglas Gummo was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness after police were called to the Radisson Penn Harris on April 1. The judge was attending a conference there and had a bit too much to drink. So much so that he began banging on the door of a female judge he met at the conference. She would not let him in but Gummo wasn’t taking “no” for an answer.
“She refused him admission to her room previously in the evening,” a police news release states. “Gummo returned a short period later and beat on her door for approximately 10 minutes and attempted to turn the doorknob. He left and returned on two other occasions beating on the door attempting to gain access.”
It was on the third try that the female judge decided she’d had enough and call the police.…Continue Reading
NEW CASTLE, Del. – A drunk mom has been arrested for driving drunk and reckless endangerment after her drunk ass left her 4-year-old daughter in a gas station’s portable bathroom.
Shortly after 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, police say 28-year-old Jennifer Holmwood pulled into the Valero Gas Station to get gas. While there, she took her daughter to a portable bathroom at the gas station, but returned to her vehicle and drove off without her.
Luckily a truck driver noticed the little girl alone and took her inside the store to try and find her parents. Meanwhile, a motorist had stopped to help Holmwood whose car had broke down. The driver called police after Holmwood informed them that she could not find her daughter and she needed help.
Police were able to connect the dots and Holmwood was arrested, charged with reckless endangering and her fifth DUI charge. Her daughter was not injured and turned over to family members who must be real proud of Jennifer.…Continue Reading
I have no idea where this is or how old it may be, but I love videos like this. For the video impaired, it’s just a drunk douchebag hassling an older man who eventually gets the upper-hand. The funniest part to me is when the old man looks like he’s checking on the young guy to make sure he’s ok, then delivers the final punch. All that old man needed to do in order to make this a perfect video, was to have tea-bagged the a-hole.Continue Reading
HARTFORD, CT –Police arrested 19-year-old Francheska Terrero after responding to a 911 call early Christmas Eve where a woman told police their daughter was assaulting her father with a Christmas tree. When police arrived at the home they found a very drunk, very belligerent Terrero at the scene along with a Christmas tree on its side with broken ornaments scattered around the room. The teen’s mother told police that Terrero had even taken the cell phone she used to call 911 out of her hand and threw that at her father as well. Terrero was arrested, facing charges of assault, disorderly conduct, and interfering with a 911 call. Her parents received some minor injuries at the hands of their drunken daughter. To be completely honest, the only only reason why I am even wasted any time with this dumbass story is because I like posting about drunk teenage girls and the fact that Terrero is sporting about five different hairstyles at one time.…Continue Reading
Pasadena, California – Some of you watching or reading the news yesterday were probably aware of an Amber Alert issued for 3-year-old Dylan Kurihara. He is the boy who was last seen leaving a wedding reception with his father, 23-year-old Joe Kurihara, in a silver Lexus RX 300 on Saturday night. When the mother had not heard from either of them for hours she started calling police stations trying to locate them. Turns out that Kurihara had been arrested for public intoxication hours after he left the wedding reception. The problem was that he was walking at the time of his arrest and did not have his son, nor were police aware the boy was supposed to be with him. Even worse, once police were notified, Kurihara had no recollection of ever having his son with him in the first place. Luckily, before I was able to type up the story regarding the search for the missing toddler, he had already been found. On Sunday night, searcher Rowdy Metzger located the boy sleeping in his car seat inside his father’s vehicle parked in a parking garage.…Continue Reading
St. Augustine, FL- I loathe inebriated dumb-asses who are too stupid to realize when enough is enough. On the night of July 31, 57-year old George McMurrain believed he had a real emergency. He was out of liquor. Gasp! The horror! So McMurrain used the one brain cell he had left and called 911. Not once. Not twice. No, McMurrain called 911 a total of three times that night asking for a ride to the liquor store. After his third call, an officer made his way to the Budget Inn where McMurrain was staying and gave him the ride he needed…which was to jail. McMurrain was arrested and charged with misusing 911. The officer said he found a small amount of marijuana while arresting McMurrain, so the intoxicated idiot was also charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana. Dumb-ass! You can view the transcript and video of one of the 911 calls after the jump. …Continue Reading
SUMMERVILLE, SC - Justin Helton was at the Ice House Bar & Grill celebrating his 23rd birthday but got upset after getting into a few arguments with his ex and other patrons. The highly intoxicated Helton left the bar with his ex-girlfriend in tow, telling everyone he was going to slap a train that was passing nearby. But as Helton drunkenly stuck his hand out, he learned why it is not generally a good idea to slap a moving train as he was sucked into it. Helton suffered multiple fractures and massive blunt force trauma and like the majority of people who get hit by a moving train, was pronounced dead at the scene. The conductor was totally unaware anything had happened and was stopped further down the tracks. His ex stated that she witnessed the accident and that Helton did not appear to jump in front of the train, he was just really drunk.…Continue Reading
Stamford, Conn - Tomas Manzano, 35, is probably going to go down in history as one of the most embarassing parents we have ever featured here on D’D. On Wednesday he was one of 39 chaperone’s accompanying his son’s fifth-grade class from Stillmeadow Elementary School on a field trip to Manhattan. Before the end of the day, Manzano will have fought with a teacher and the cops, as well as molested a handful of his son’s female classmates. Reports are that Manzano seemed fine when the class visited the Bronx Zoo, but that he started to show signs of being intoxicated shortly after. It turns out that the water bottle he had been sipping from did not contain water, but rather Vodka. A teacher ended up confronting Manzano when they witnessed Manzano caressing a girl’s face on the bus. It’s at that point two other girls told the teacher that Manzano had touched their “private parts”. When the bus arrived at the restaurant Mars 2112 on Broadway, the cops were called.…Continue Reading
Sarasota, FL – On May 16, a 13-week-old baby boy was seen in the emergency room. The child’s mother told hospital personnel the child was suffering from a high fever. The woman was told the child had an upper respiratory infection and a few doses of Tylenol should get him to feeling better in no time. The next day, that same woman brought that same child back into the ER – this time, the infant was suffering from labored breathing and seizures. After another examination, hospital staff determined it wasn’t an infection that was ailing the child, it was oxygen deprivation. It appeared as if the child had been smothered or strangled. In fact, the infant now has permanent brain, liver and kidney damage. When the child’s mother was questioned, she came up with several different stories: she didn’t know; her 2-year-old son fell on the baby with a pillow; she found the baby laying face down in his crib. When it became apparent that she was full of shit, investigators pressed a little harder – she finally spit out the truth – baby daddy got drunk and fell asleep on baby.…Continue Reading
Grant, Fla. – Richard Cassin has been arrested and charged in what sheriff’s deputies called the worst case of elderly abuse they’ve ever seen. Coming from sheriff’s deputies in Florida, it must be bad. So were they exaggerating? God, I hope not. When paramedics were called to the home Cassin shares with his 82-year-old mother Florence Cassin, they walked into a horror movie. The arrest reports states that Florence Cassin could only moan and cry as she lay in a bed swarming with thousands of gnats and dead roaches on her pillow. She had insects inside her mouth, rotting food stuck in her hair, and eyes coated with a yellow and green discharge, and she was wearing a dirty diaper. The report indicates that the smell coming off of her was overwhelming – and we all know if someone in Florida says that a smell is overwhelming, it must be bad. She was rushed to the hospital and placed in intensive care. An intoxicated Richard Cassin explained that he had not taken his mother to the doctor in two years because “they just poke and prod her” and he figured “she would just die.” You can check out some video here that has a couple of neighbors weighing in as well as breaking Floridian stereotypes.…Continue Reading
China – Sometimes a title just says it all. A 59-year old man died after being admitted to the hospital suffering from internal bleeding. The cause of which was found during an autopsy. In the man’s intestines doctors found a 20-inch Asian swamp eel. The eel had tore the shit of the mans bowels. Pun intended. The man’s friends finally admitted that after a bout of heavy drinking, they thought it would be funny to insert the eel into the man’s rectum after he had passed out. The worst thing that ever happened as a result of a prank we pulled on someone who passed out happened when we placed a tampon in a passed out guy’s mouth at a party. He kept it in there almost all night but at some point he begin chewing on it and it slipped down his throat a bit triggering his gag reflex. He puked upwards and the chunky fountain arced up a bit and on to his own face – that tampon sitting perfectly on his forehead.…Continue Reading
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Lewis Weilenman, 46, has been charged with second-degree murder, attempted second degree murder, and two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after he intentionally ran over two women at a wedding reception. Guests say that the more Weilenman drank, the angrier he got . It got so bad that he was asked to leave the party. He returned later with a knife and threatened to slice his wrists. The knife was taken from him and he was asked to leave again. He returned 30-minutes later but Debra Van Buren, 52, the bride’s mother and Gambino-Ferola, 42, yelled at him to leave. Witnesses say that Wielenman got into his Ford Taurus stating “I’m going to kill you guys,” and drove in reverse toward the two women, striking Van Buren. He then put the car into drive and ran over Gambino-Ferola, backed up and ran over her again. Gambino-ferola was pronounced dead on the way to the hospital, suffering from a damaged liver and heart, broken ribs, a broken left arm and bruises to her head.…Continue Reading
Crest Hill, IL- Allow me the pleasure of introducing Will County Deputy Coroner, 34-year old Eryn Gray. On March 3, around 1 o’clock in the morning Ms. Gray got a little tanked up and plowed her minivan through the front yard of a residence before hitting a stop sign. Officers responded and noted that Gray’s minivan had jumped a curb. Tire marks stretched across the pavement and into the front yard of the residence. The minivan was missing its front right tire and driver’s side mirror and the vehicle also had fresh scratch marks running along the driver’s side. They found Ms. Gray inside the residence crying. Her speech was slurred and her aroma smelled of alcohol. When the officers asked Ms. Gray what had happened, they had no idea what a little bitch the pie-eyed princess would be. At first, Ms. Gray refused to answer questions about what happened, but finally admitted she had one 64 oz. Miller beer at a sports bar in Joliet. Ms. Gray asked the officers, “Don’t you know who I am?…Continue Reading
ST. PAUL, Minn. – A 33-year-old man was at a diner with friends around 4 am. Sunday at the same time as 30-year-old Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu’s and her friends. At some point the man made a comment regarding one of the women with Mwarabu and ended up losing some of his ear as a result. After making the comment, a drunk Mwarabu confronted him, licked his ear and then bit part of it off. Mwarabu, a 6th grade teacher at Northfield Middle School, was arrested and charged with assault. The man was treated at the hospital and told that some of the missing ear will grow back on its own. Mwarabu’s employer was unaware of the arrest until a reporter called them for a comment. Northfield Superintendent L. Chris Richardson told the St. Paul Pioneer Press school officials will have to learn more about the case before taking action. Check out the larger mugshot after the jump. Her eyes are redder than two freshly fucked assholes.…Continue Reading