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Tina Consolo’s Back Hurts

October 13, 2009 by Morbid  



Tina Consolo’s Back Hurts

ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works [Read more...]


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Darrin Daily, Four Others, Accused Of Heinous Acts Against Children

October 7, 2009 by Jaded  



Darrin Daily, Four Others, Accused Of Heinous Acts Against Children

Newberg, Oregon – Hold on to your tummies, Demonites and Denizens – I’m on a vomit-inducing roll this a.m. On September 4th, a 15-year-old girl reported to police that 44-year-old Darrin Daily had plied her with marijuana and alcohol before having sex with her. After obtaining a warrant to search Daily’s home, investigators seized his computer and other media storage devices and discovered the 15-year-old girl wasn’t his only victim. Forensic investigators reportedly found numerous photographs of a 14-year-old girl engaged in sex acts with Daily, as well as with several different adults. There were images of her being raped while tied up. There were images of the young teen having sexual intercourse with a dog. OMFG. That ain’t all, Demonites – there were also pictures of a 4-year-old child being sexually assaulted. [Read more...]


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Lisa Hylton Did Nothing While Her Child OD’ed

October 1, 2009 by Rotten Apple  



Lisa Hylton Did Nothing While Her Child OD’ed

Pulaski, VA – I’m looking at that fabulous mugshot and all I can think is “Boo-fucking-hoo bitch, cry me a river.”  Lisa Hylton, has plenty of reason to turn on the waterworks, but I am not sure which one she is actually using.  Could one of them be the fact that her 3 year old son has died or could it be because she has been arrested for his murder? Some time Tuesday, Hylton left her drug stash out where a curious toddler could get a hold of it.  The 3 year old boy ingested some of the drug and while Hylton was aware of this, she chose not to seek medical attention for him for approximately 14 hours.  I guess when the boy stopped breathing, she thought it would be  a pretty good idea to call 911.  Unfortunately, the kid did not make it and was pronounced dead at 5:30 AM Wednesday morning.  Several hours later, Hylton was arrested and charged with second-degree murder and felony child neglect. Reports indicate the drug the child swallowed was a Schedule II controlled substance which include OxyContin, cocaineCocaine Angel reviewsCocaine Angel reviews and methamphetamine.  I’m placing my bets on meth or crack.  Who’s with me? [Read more...]


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Dino Vicente Is A Dumbass

September 15, 2009 by Jaded  



Dino Vicente Is A Dumbass

Kensington, Pennsylvania – Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail.  [Read more...]


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Mindy Carder And Ashley Sprague’s Spoiled Sex Ring

August 2, 2009 by thinkgoat  



Mindy Carder And Ashley Sprague’s Spoiled Sex Ring

Beggs, OklahomaWalkingWalking reviewsWalking reviews like a man, hitting like a hammer  She’s a juvenile scam, never was a quitter.  Tasty like a raindrop, she’s got the look.” (”The Look” Roxette) I can’t figure out which one of these beauties actually thought this, but from a police statement, at least one of them thought “that it brought her back to her teenage years. And that she got ‘that look”. Hahaha! Those two sentences cracked me up. The look of what, exactly? Someone rode hard and put away not only wet, but mildewed? And it doesn’t speak very highly of the teenage years when even then, you may have had to bribe boys with booze and drugs to get laid. And although these two gals were out of school by a few years (at least), their choice of partners weren’t. [Read more...]


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Tommie Lee Johnson Jr. Took Out The Trash

July 30, 2009 by Morbid  



Tommie Lee Johnson Jr. Took Out The Trash

DAYTON, Ohio - You know the old saying of “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Well that age-old adage couldn’t be any more true when speaking about Tommie Lee Johnson Jr., 39,  and what he did the other day after an argument with the mother of his child on SundaySunday reviewsSunday reviews. After the altercation, Johnson left the home with 2-year-old Ashonti and her 8-month-old brother, Tommie Johnson, III. The mother called police. Police found Johnson a few hours later, but he did not have the children with him nor was he telling police where they were. On Monday morning, an employee of Felty Electric heard some crying outside their business and went to investigate. To his surprise, he found Ashonti and Tommie in their trash can covered in filth where they had been for almost 13 hours. [Read more...]


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Ashley And Rebecca McMillion: Low Class, White-Trash

July 13, 2009 by Jaded  



Ashley And Rebecca McMillion: Low Class, White-Trash

Fort Smith, Arkansas — I bring to you this morning, a story just teeming with fail. And, in the center of all that complete failure, a nearly 2-year-old girl. First off, we have Ashley and Rebecca McMillion, a couple who, for quite some time, have been living in a 16 x 8 foot wooden storage shed in the back yard of Ashley’s mother’s property. Ashley’s mother, Marilyn McMillion, purchased that shed for Ashley and his young bride to help the couple out. The two in the shed eventually became three when RebeccaRebecca reviewsRebecca reviews gave birth to the couple’s daughter. Cozy. So cozy, in fact, that when Ashley started molesting his daughter, his wife had no choice but to watch. [Read more...]


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Morgan Adams’ Ex Was Rotting in The Spa

July 13, 2009 by thinkgoat  



Morgan Adams’ Ex Was Rotting in The Spa

Scottsdale, Arizona This whole investigation started at the end of May. Temperatures in Scottsdale, Arizona, on the average were around 93 degrees which was getting nice and warm. With all that heat comes the need to keep your plants and yard watered. Along with that watering comes maintenance, mowing, trimming…and if you don’t have time, it’s vogue to hire a landscaper. You know, cultivating beauty. And as many times as we’ve all enjoyed the *ahem* aesthetics on this page as well as the cries for brain bleach and a good eyeball cleansing, I doubt battery acid could help the poor landscaping dude that walked up on the Arizona man who had been dead in his hot tub for at least three days. [Read more...]


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Kenneth McCurley Flambéed His Girlfriend

July 13, 2009 by FlamingFox  



Kenneth McCurley Flambéed His Girlfriend

Tulsa, OKJust like the old saying, “play with  fire and you’re bound to get burned,” 33-year old Nicole Partridge learned a horrific lesson on just how bad being involved with meth can be. Around 2 p.m. this last FridayFriday reviewsFriday reviews, police received a 911 call from Partridge after a domestic dispute with her 23-year old boyfriend, Kenneth McCurley. They found Partridge outside a residence critically burned, from the neck down. Partridge told firefighters who responded to the scene that after dousing her with gasoline, McCurley threw a cigarette on her to ignite a fire. [Read more...]


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Nicole Bobek Is Doing Great!

July 8, 2009 by Morbid  



Nicole Bobek Is Doing Great!

Jersey City, New JerseyNicole Bobek was a pretty decent American figure skater. Back in 1995 she was the U.S. Champion, and won a bronze medal at the World Figure Skating Championships. So where is she now? Well, a lot of things change in 15 years, especially when you start messing around with meth. It truly is one hell of a drug. On July 6, Bobek was arrested at her home in Florida, charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. New Jersey police have accused her, and 19 other people, of being a part of a drug ring they had been investigating for over a year. [Read more...]


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Kelsey Lansaw Makes Great Decisions

July 8, 2009 by Morbid  



Kelsey Lansaw Makes Great Decisions

PITTSBURGH, PA – Kelsey Lansaw is a 19-year-old student at Robert Morris University. She drives a Mercedes, works at the Forever YoungForever Young reviewsForever Young reviews day care center with a goal to be an elementary school teacher. But I’m pretty sure that Lansaw may have effectively narrowed down her potential career choices after being arrested for selling drugs to undercover officers. Aside from selling some weed to the undercover cops outside of the day care she works, she also sold them $750 worth of EcstasyEcstasy reviewsEcstasy reviews in a gas station parking lot. Crazy kids. [Read more...]


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Serena Brooks Had a Three-Way Go Bad

July 2, 2009 by Rotten Apple  



Serena Brooks Had a Three-Way Go Bad

Niwot, CO – Serena Brooks is what some men would call an awesome girlfriend.  She has no problem with you wanting to go out for some drinks with the guys.  She doesn’t mind staying home with the baby while you knock a few back.  Come home drunk and horny?  No problem!  Hell, bring a friend, she’ll do both of you at once.  Nothing like a threesome to keep things spicy in the relationship.  Sounds like the girl of your dreams, right?  Right?  So what the hell happened for Serena to end up in handcuffs – and not the fun kind – and her two partners in the ER at the end of the night?

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The Mallo Family Puts The Trash Into The Term White Trash

June 29, 2009 by Jaded  



The Mallo Family Puts The Trash Into The Term White Trash

Charleston, West VirginiaOMFG. Demonites, I have been writing for this site for quite some time now. I have written about some pretty weird people doing some pretty bizarre things. It has gotten to the point where nothing shocks me…not eye-ball munchers, not horse fuckers, not even Destinie Duvall. But the Mallos? These fuckers threw me for a fucking loop. Never have I seen such dysfunction in one oddball family. You see, it all started with the death of Phyllis Phares. The 82-year-old woman was killed in her home on June 14. On June 15, authorities had a suspect in the murder, a 14-year-old boy who lived across the street from Phares. On June 17, the boy was charged with first-degree murder. He is also facing sexual assault charges in an unrelated case. That was just the beginning of the arrests….. [Read more...]


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You Just Can’t Fix Stupid

June 24, 2009 by Jaded  



You Just Can’t Fix Stupid

Steelton, PennsylvaniaI love stupid people. Not in my personal life, mind you, but stupid people in general. They bring me hours upon hours of entertainment. When I’m having a bad day, I just flip the switch on my computer, pour a steaming hot cup of coffee, put my feet up, and surf the net. From the safety of my own home, I can read about their idiotic antics and feel better about my own life. I sleep easier at night just knowing that I will never be quite as stupid as some of the humans walking this planet. Let’s talk about the epic fail of Eugene Green. [Read more...]


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