Margarita Nino Needed A Baby – Quick!

Austin, TX - Margarita Niño had told those closest to her, including the one man brave enough to mount the beast – her boyfriend, that she was expecting a little bundle of joy. On the day the blessed event was to occur, Margarita informed everyone that she was off to the hospital to squish out a new kid and she was gone. On the way to the hospital, Margarita made a detour. You see, before she could return to her family with a shiny new baby, she first needed to find one. Yes, Demonites – Margarita wasn’t full of baby, she was full of shit. But, as luck would have it, she already had a couple victims in mind – Blanca Zacarias and her 12-day-old son. Margarita had met Blanca through a mutual friend just days earlier and put her diabolical plan in motion. She would drug Blanca, kidnap her and the child, kill Blanca, dump her body, and raise her child. What could possibly go wrong? [Read more...]

Robert Kolibas Makes A Mean Smoothie

Williston, Vermont–Robert Kolibas’ daughter was hosting a sleep-over last month. Being the kind and generous father that he is, Robert took it upon himself to whip up a couple of Smoothie’s for the kiddos and get them settled in front of the television to watch a flick. Awww…what a very  gracious host! Shortly after consuming the Smoothie’s, both girls fell asleep in front of the TV. Sounds like a successful slumber party, no? No. Robert’s 13-year-old house guest was rudely awakened by the skeevy, nasty, old perv feeling her up and attempting to remove her clothes. [Read more...]