ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works [Read more...]

TAMPA, FL -  Got a couple of geniuses for you in a story from out of Florida. Amer Ejak, 16, and Christopher Cox, 22, were inside the apartment of 34-year-old Thomas Johannesen’s apartment on Thursday or FridayFriday reviews. Cox instructed Ejak to hit Johannesen over the head with a whiskey bottle, which he did. Johannesen fell to the floor and then moved to the couch by the two men. Ejak then put a plastic bag over Johannesen’s head and tied a belt around his neck. After murdering Johannesen, they moved his body into a closet. When they left, they took Johannesen’s cell phone, sneakers, and house keys. These two idiots couldn’t contain themselves and a short time later started asking people if they had ever seen a dead body before. They brought two people to the apartment and showed them Johannesen’s corpse.  One of those people told a third person, who then called the cops. [Read more...]

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Beech Grove, IN-Ahh, Easter. It can be such a splendid holiday for some kiddies. Not so much for Zach Petty’s kids, though. Instead of waking up to baskets of candy and toys, they woke up to an empty house. Where was dad? He was out looking for someone who, very possibly, could have gone by the name Bunny.

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Chrissy Price and Shaun Price

Oklahoma City, OK- When Oklahoma deputies went to the motor home of Shaun and Chrissy Price to serve a drug arrest warrant, they noticed the couple’s 5-year old daughter had some belt-shaped bruises on her body. The mother is in serious need of a bitch-slap for her idiotic explanation of why she allowed her child to be so severely abused.

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Alicia Mae Herrera

Houston, TX–Ya gotta be pretty damn drunk if the patrons at a bar call police to complain about your drunkeness. Police were dispatched to a Texas City bar FridayFriday reviews evening after getting complaints about a seriously intoxicated woman. When officers arrived at the bar, they found Alicia Mae Herrera to be so drunk, she had to be held up by two other customers at the bar. Playing it safe, the police decided to call in an ambulance to haul the inebriated woman away. She forgot something in the parking lot though, her 2-year-old daughter.

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Shaun Michael Smith

Bonita Springs, FL–Shaun Smith, 30, has a mean mommy. Can you believe she had the nerve to attempt to flush darling Shaun’s drugs down the toilet? I mean, after all, he did break a protective order she had placed on him just to come visit her. What an ungrateful mother.

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Bristol, TN–Just before 6:00 p.m. on Sunday, officers responded to a call of five people trapped in an overturned vehicle. When officers arrived, they found an upside-down minivan and the five occupants of the vehicle, alive and sitting by the road. Among the five were 43-year-old Randy Lewis and 38-year-old Paula Evans, two 10-year-olds and a 6-year-old child. Police were initially told that Lewis flipped the van, but later found that the driver was actually one of the 10-year-old children. Wait….what?? [Read more...]