Jose Cuervo Is Her Co-Pilot

DADE CITY, Florida – Police pulled over a vehicle for not for not having a passenger side headlight. The driver was a very drunk Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, 30. Also in the car with her were two children ages 7 and 9. But that wasn’t it. Beside her was a half-empty bottle of Jose Cuervo and sliced limes on the console. Amacenda-Velona spoke no English, but did relay that she had only drank a few beers at a friends house. Her 0.233 blood-alcohol level told a much different story. She was charged with aggravated child neglect, DUI, not having a valid driver’s license and not having a motor vehicle registration and was being at the Land O’Lakes jail without bail. I see some people calling this setup a rolling bar just because she had some sliced limes? Shit, wait ’til they get a glimpse of the Mojito setup Jaded has in her car. Hell, she has fresh mint growing on the dashboard. Wanna know what my “rolling bar” consisted of? A couple bottles of Night TrainNight Train reviews. Don’t hate. [Read more...]

Thomas Prusik Is A Momma’s Boy

Brooklyn, NY - This story has been going on a few days now, but after seeing the video, I HAD to post it. Thomas Prusik’s mother died back in 2003 – natural causes I am assuming as no foul play is being reported – but that didn’t stop Thomas from collecting her Social Security checks. By reporting a bit of false info to the funeral director, Thomas was able to continue receiving the checks and simply dressed up as his dead mother to cash them even going as far as renewing her drivers license in April – dressed as her. But his scam went further than just social security and also involved some million dollar property as well. Officials state this scam netted him $62,000 in Social Security payments and $65,000 in state rent subsidies. Think I’m kidding? Read on for more details, and a video of him in action.  [Read more...]